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(New York Daily News)   Man is accused of stealing $10,000 worth of chicken wings. Judge sets bail intentionally high to prevent him from flying the coop   (nydailynews.com) divider line 36
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2013-05-04 02:34:25 AM  
If he had a leg to stand on he may not have been stuffed in a cell.
 
2013-05-04 05:05:36 AM  
As God is my witness, I didn't know chicken thieves could fly.
 
2013-05-04 11:11:58 AM  
Let me guess...

/*Clicks* Article

...

Does that mean I'm a racist?
 
2013-05-04 11:16:18 AM  
Ain't no thang...
 
2013-05-04 11:21:21 AM  
if he just bought all those wings for $10,000 instead of spending it all on bail, he'd be a RICH MAN.
 
2013-05-04 11:24:05 AM  
He almost had them Buffaloed.
 
2013-05-04 11:25:24 AM  
www.qortuba.org
 
2013-05-04 11:27:29 AM  
They'll never be able to keep him in there.
 
2013-05-04 11:30:14 AM  
Was he trying for enough wings for 72 virgins?
 
2013-05-04 11:30:47 AM  
This is unrelated but I've obviously missed something... What in hell is up with the 'featured partner' content? Unoriginal, aggregated web content in list form? I swear I saw '15 stock photo models whose coffee was probably too strong' just the other day on fark, so they're recycling it too? What the shiat FARK?
 
2013-05-04 11:32:09 AM  
If I were to go to jail for stealing something, chicken wings would probably be it.
 
2013-05-04 11:33:56 AM  
With that many wings, he is definitely a flight risk.
 
2013-05-04 11:35:10 AM  
www.oocities.org
 
2013-05-04 11:38:30 AM  
He would have been better off with bear arms...
 
2013-05-04 11:40:10 AM  
Someone has one hell of a case of the munchies.
 
2013-05-04 11:40:56 AM  
whatthefwaah.files.wordpress.com

I want to play a game.  I have not opened the article.  The guy is black.

/black myself.
 
2013-05-04 11:41:21 AM  
naked wings. nasty. did he already steal the dip?
 
2013-05-04 11:45:37 AM  
..officials cry fowl.
 
2013-05-04 11:55:38 AM  
www.nypost.com
 
2013-05-04 12:01:27 PM  
Chicken wings? Really? You work for a meat and restaurant supply house, and you steal wings?

Pound for pound, go for beef, lamb, or fish.
 
2013-05-04 12:02:00 PM  
couponsavingfamily.com

Gourmet WINGS Tread!
 
2013-05-04 12:13:22 PM  
At BW's that would be only like 24 wings.
 
2013-05-04 12:26:30 PM  

General50: Let me guess...

/*Clicks* Article

...

Does that mean I'm a racist?


Oh Lawdy.
 
2013-05-04 12:37:22 PM  

starlost: naked wings. nasty. did he already steal the dip?


YOU DON'T DIP WINGS

YOU SMOTHER THEM IN DELICIOUS HOMEMADE BUFFALO SAUCE

WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN
 
2013-05-04 12:58:42 PM  
Didn't someone do this from Atlanta around the time of the Super Bowl?
 
2013-05-04 01:42:56 PM  
  In related news..The RCMP reports reports Tabasco and Bleu Cheese heists at an all time high..
 
2013-05-04 02:20:49 PM  
Anyone else remember when Hooters had hot chicks?
 
2013-05-04 02:45:13 PM  
Henry Cabot Henhouse is on the case.

www.superheroeslives.com
 
2013-05-04 02:52:46 PM  
I've never seen a man steal so many Chicken wings. I've never seen a man steal so many Chicken wings.  I've never seen a man steal so many Chicken wings.  I've never seen a man steal so many Chicken wings.  I've never seen a man steal so many Chicken wings.  I've never seen a man steal so many Chicken wings.  I've never seen a man steal so many Chicken wings.  I've never seen a man steal so many Chicken wings.  I've never seen a man steal so many Chicken wings.  I've never seen a man steal so many Chicken wings.  I've never seen a man steal so many Chicken wings.  I've never seen a man steal so many Chicken wings.  I've never seen a man steal so many Chicken wings.  I've never seen a man steal so many Chicken wings.  I've never seen a man steal so many Chicken wings.
 
2013-05-04 02:59:36 PM  

inert: I've never seen a man steal so many Chicken wings. I've never seen a man steal so many Chicken wings.  I've never seen a man steal so many Chicken wings.  I've never seen a man steal so many Chicken wings.  I've never seen a man steal so many Chicken wings.  I've never seen a man steal so many Chicken wings.  I've never seen a man steal so many Chicken wings.  I've never seen a man steal so many Chicken wings.  I've never seen a man steal so many Chicken wings.  I've never seen a man steal so many Chicken wings.  I've never seen a man steal so many Chicken wings.  I've never seen a man steal so many Chicken wings.  I've never seen a man steal so many Chicken wings.  I've never seen a man steal so many Chicken wings.  I've never seen a man steal so many Chicken wings.


If thats not Haiku..it should be.
 
2013-05-04 03:07:32 PM  
So what, about 5 delivery orders worth?
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-05-04 04:48:15 PM  

FrancoFile: Chicken wings? Really? You work for a meat and restaurant supply house, and you steal wings?

Pound for pound, go for beef, lamb, or fish.


^^^THIS^^^^
I mean, thieves are generally NOT the brightest kids on the block, but this is ineptitude of a magnitude not seen in some time.
 
2013-05-04 07:03:05 PM  
Judge must have missed his Sunday game day wings.
 
2013-05-04 10:31:28 PM  
He's going to learn that pride goes before the fall
 
2013-05-05 02:43:12 AM  

inert: I've never seen a man steal so many Chicken wings. I've never seen a man steal so many Chicken wings.  I've never seen a man steal so many Chicken wings.  I've never seen a man steal so many Chicken wings.  I've never seen a man steal so many Chicken wings.  I've never seen a man steal so many Chicken wings.  I've never seen a man steal so many Chicken wings.  I've never seen a man steal so many Chicken wings.  I've never seen a man steal so many Chicken wings.  I've never seen a man steal so many Chicken wings.  I've never seen a man steal so many Chicken wings.  I've never seen a man steal so many Chicken wings.  I've never seen a man steal so many Chicken wings.  I've never seen a man steal so many Chicken wings.  I've never seen a man steal so many Chicken wings.


Was wondering how long it would take for somebody to post that. 29 comments, I was getting worried that I would have to be the one to do it.
 
2013-05-05 11:41:39 AM  

inert: I've never seen a man steal so many Chicken wings. I've never seen a man steal so many Chicken wings.  I've never seen a man steal so many Chicken wings.  I've never seen a man steal so many Chicken wings.  I've never seen a man steal so many Chicken wings.  I've never seen a man steal so many Chicken wings.  I've never seen a man steal so many Chicken wings.  I've never seen a man steal so many Chicken wings.  I've never seen a man steal so many Chicken wings.  I've never seen a man steal so many Chicken wings.  I've never seen a man steal so many Chicken wings.  I've never seen a man steal so many Chicken wings.  I've never seen a man steal so many Chicken wings.  I've never seen a man steal so many Chicken wings.  I've never seen a man steal so many Chicken wings.


That's what Brian Boitano would do!

/DVDA FTW
 
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