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(AZCentral)   "My son was not a reckless person. He decided to try what he thought was acid"   (azcentral.com) divider line 109
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2013-05-04 07:41:00 AM
"Certainly, when anyone becomes deceased from a possibility of any of these new drugs that are out there, we are obviously concerned."

Maps, and such as.
 
2013-05-04 07:55:25 AM
I love quotes from people in shock who cannot think straight.  They're so funny.
 
2013-05-04 08:01:04 AM
This synthetic crap is so nuts, if only we could have a war on the bad drugs.

But instead we get an asset forfeiture program and an entire industry that thrives on keeping people behind bars.

/a dude went to a hospital with a board screwed to his chest with long wood screws
//at least those kids aren't getting a hold of the beer or the pot-grass or that malt liquor
 
2013-05-04 08:33:53 AM

MurphyMurphy: This synthetic crap is so nuts, if only we could have a war on the bad drugs.

But instead we get an asset forfeiture program and an entire industry that thrives on keeping people behind bars.

/a dude went to a hospital with a board screwed to his chest with long wood screws
//at least those kids aren't getting a hold of the beer or the pot-grass or that malt liquor


your crazy i did 25i-NBoME and it was perfect.  literally.
 
2013-05-04 09:04:12 AM
I have to enable javascript to read text? WTF?
 
2013-05-04 10:57:47 AM
There's really nothing overly reckless about taking acid. Having someone give you something that's not LSD in its place, however....

/always trust your sources
 
2013-05-04 11:04:54 AM
Another illustration of the idiocy of the war on drugs.
 
2013-05-04 11:06:27 AM
cdn.mos.totalfilm.com

/Infiltrate the dealers, find the suppliers!
 
2013-05-04 11:06:32 AM
Wrong tag, Subs. Normally, I'd go for "Fail," but in this case the parent's statement makes me lean towards "Amusing."
 
2013-05-04 11:07:15 AM
This is why ingesting illegal drugs doesnt make sense to me. The user has to procure them from a surreptitious source and then trust that it is what the seller says it is without knowing anything about what they're actually getting.

Even prescription drugs are subject to counterfeit.
 
2013-05-04 11:08:12 AM

MurphyMurphy: This synthetic crap is so nuts, if only we could have a war on the bad drugs.


legalize everything - let the market regulate itself Joe White (R) - Anystate.
 
2013-05-04 11:11:25 AM

Opeth1429: Even prescription drugs are subject to counterfeit.


www.hansa-realty.com

"I know when my Vicodin isn't Vicodin. Do you know when your birth control isn't birth control?"
 
2013-05-04 11:13:31 AM

Opeth1429: This is why ingesting illegal drugs doesnt make sense to me. The user has to procure them from a surreptitious source and then trust that it is what the seller says it is without knowing anything about what they're actually getting.

Even prescription drugs are subject to counterfeit.


how do i know my Corona is Mexican piss
 
2013-05-04 11:15:17 AM
Kids nowadays. Why can't they just stick to dipping cigarettes in embalming fluid to get whacked like we did?
 
2013-05-04 11:17:03 AM
While I empathize with the mother, I have to say that if your son was putting unknown drugs in his body without knowing how he would react to them, he was reckless.
 
2013-05-04 11:17:48 AM
N-bomb?
I once accidentally dropped an n-bomb in a Hardee's on the south-side.  Barely got out with my life.
 
2013-05-04 11:18:33 AM

FarkinHostile: Kids nowadays. Why can't they just stick to dipping cigarettes in embalming fluid to get whacked like we did?


A doctor friend of mine recently told me that some folks are dipping their joints in formaldehyde.
 
2013-05-04 11:19:28 AM
But he will drink no more. For what he thought was H2SO4 was H2O? That doesn't rhyme...
 
2013-05-04 11:22:30 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-04 11:24:00 AM
And this is why government regulation of pharmecuticals is so important. Because without if you have no idea what you are getting.

Legalize and regulate LSD.
 
2013-05-04 11:25:43 AM

poorjon: But he will drink no more. For what he thought was H2SO4 was H2O? That doesn't rhyme...


But he will drink no more.
For what he thought was H2O
Was H2SO4.

FTFY.
 
2013-05-04 11:26:27 AM

Krieghund: And this is why government regulation of pharmecuticals is so important. Because without if you have no idea what you are getting.

Legalize and regulate LSD.


AMEN.
 
2013-05-04 11:27:10 AM
I agree, this sounds FAR more dangerous than acid...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uwk6r8TJD2U
 
2013-05-04 11:27:18 AM

Kevin72: Krieghund: And this is why government regulation of pharmecuticals is so important. Because without if you have no idea what you are getting.

Legalize and regulate LSD.

AMEN.


why? it helps no one but ME.
 
2013-05-04 11:29:18 AM

Krieghund: And this is why government regulation of pharmecuticals is so important. Because without if you have no idea what you are getting.

Legalize and regulate LSD.


That's some strange logic there.
 
2013-05-04 11:29:55 AM
Back when it was legal, it had a cute pharmaceutical name - "Delysid," I think.
 
2013-05-04 11:30:07 AM

Krieghund: And this is why government regulation of pharmecuticals is so important. Because without if you have no idea what you are getting.

Legalize and regulate LSD.


Regulations like that will just take drug production out of the hands of mom and pop producers and give it to big pharmaceutical companies. Why do you hate small business?
 
2013-05-04 11:30:58 AM
24.media.tumblr.com

Not a winner.  No chicken dinner.
 
2013-05-04 11:32:25 AM

MurphyMurphy: This synthetic crap is so nuts, if only we could have a war on the bad drugs.

But instead we get an asset forfeiture program and an entire industry that thrives on keeping people behind bars.

/a dude went to a hospital with a board screwed to his chest with long wood screws
//at least those kids aren't getting a hold of the beer or the pot-grass or that malt liquor


Not to mention hopped up town cops armed like paramilitary commandos, drug gangs in mexico running rampant, cash crops for the taliban / al quida..  I could go on. Fark this stupid pointless war on drugs and fark every stinking greedy union that lobbies to continue it.
 
2013-05-04 11:36:54 AM
Many have been the times when I tried what I thought was acid.  And I was right.

/Got nothin'.
 
2013-05-04 11:37:16 AM
 
2013-05-04 11:39:39 AM
shiat like this is why you don't do research chemicals without knowing what the fark you're doing. I've never been brave enough to try some of the funkier rc's because the doses for some of them are hilariously tiny. Though I'd love to have some MXE.
 
2013-05-04 11:44:04 AM
Sounds just like the synthetic drug they had in "Robocop 2".  Except they called it "Nuke" instead of "N-bomb".

cyberpunk.net.pl
"My plan is almost complete."
 
2013-05-04 11:44:52 AM

Opeth1429: This is why ingesting illegal drugs doesnt make sense to me. The user has to procure them from a surreptitious source and then trust that it is what the seller says it is without knowing anything about what they're actually getting.

Even prescription drugs are subject to counterfeit.


Thats the thing, drugs you buy from a dealer are probably safe and of average potency, a dealer doesnt want to risk cutting their product with something dangerous and killing their customers, and conversely isnt going to give you anything laced with something more potent for free. Most of these synthetics are purchased at shady convenience stores that really dont give a fark and the formulation changes from week to week.


offmymeds: FarkinHostile: Kids nowadays. Why can't they just stick to dipping cigarettes in embalming fluid to get whacked like we did?

A doctor friend of mine recently told me that some folks are dipping their joints in formaldehyde.


Which is hilarious, because ACTUAL embalming fluid, formaldehyde, doesnt get you high, it just gives you cancer. Embalming fluid is a street name for liquid PCP, which is in no way similar to formaldehyde, but that hasnt stopped idiots from burglarizing mortuaries.
 
2013-05-04 11:47:10 AM

LDM90: Krieghund: And this is why government regulation of pharmecuticals is so important. Because without if you have no idea what you are getting.

Legalize and regulate LSD.

That's some strange logic there.


Not really.

Pot is an illegal drug in many states, yet it has no known overdoses. However it could be dangerous if someone decided to adulterate it with something else.

Hell, many people died back when some nutjob decided to adulterate Tylenol in retail stores then put it back on the shelves.

The point of getting drugs from a licensed pharmacist is that you are (hopefully) assured that the drugs you purchase are unadulterated and the dosage is correct.
 
2013-05-04 11:47:27 AM
I'm a free market guy

Legalize everything and set Evolution In Action™

/sort out the losers right quick
 
2013-05-04 11:54:16 AM
"Certainly, when anyone becomes deceased from a possibility of any of these new drugs that are out there, we are obviously concerned..."

...otherwise we're pretty much, "Pffft, whatever."
 
2013-05-04 11:56:50 AM
He did not die?  Damn.
 
2013-05-04 11:58:29 AM

LDM90: That's some strange logic there.


That people who decide to ingest relatively safe chemical substances to get high should be able to purchase them in a well-regulated market so that they know what they're buying is strange logic? Seems perfectly rational to me. Or should people have to buy alcohol from a guy on the street corner which may or may not be methanol because some people don't approve of others getting drunk?
 
2013-05-04 11:59:19 AM
As a negro who's looking for some magic plant that lets me rape white women, I'm getting a kick out of these replies.
 
2013-05-04 12:01:05 PM
altamontapparel.com

"Ya don't say!"
 
2013-05-04 12:01:08 PM

Cyno01: Opeth1429: This is why ingesting illegal drugs doesnt make sense to me. The user has to procure them from a surreptitious source and then trust that it is what the seller says it is without knowing anything about what they're actually getting.

Even prescription drugs are subject to counterfeit.

Thats the thing, drugs you buy from a dealer are probably safe and of average potency, a dealer doesnt want to risk cutting their product with something dangerous and killing their customers, and conversely isnt going to give you anything laced with something more potent for free. Most of these synthetics are purchased at shady convenience stores that really dont give a fark and the formulation changes from week to week.


offmymeds: FarkinHostile: Kids nowadays. Why can't they just stick to dipping cigarettes in embalming fluid to get whacked like we did?

A doctor friend of mine recently told me that some folks are dipping their joints in formaldehyde.

Which is hilarious, because ACTUAL embalming fluid, formaldehyde, doesnt get you high, it just gives you cancer. Embalming fluid is a street name for liquid PCP, which is in no way similar to formaldehyde, but that hasnt stopped idiots from burglarizing mortuaries.


Okay, thanks for clearing that up. Regardless, I wouldn't dip my smoke in anything. Why ruin perfectly good weed?
 
2013-05-04 12:01:22 PM

BullBearMS: LDM90: Krieghund: And this is why government regulation of pharmecuticals is so important. Because without if you have no idea what you are getting.

Legalize and regulate LSD.

That's some strange logic there.

Not really.

Pot is an illegal drug in many states, yet it has no known overdoses. However it could be dangerous if someone decided to adulterate it with something else.

Hell, many people died back when some nutjob decided to adulterate Tylenol in retail stores then put it back on the shelves.

The point of getting drugs from a licensed pharmacist is that you are (hopefully) assured that the drugs you purchase are unadulterated and the dosage is correct.


what's wrong with Silk Road
 
2013-05-04 12:07:17 PM

offmymeds: Okay, thanks for clearing that up. Regardless, I wouldn't dip my smoke in anything. Why ruin perfectly good weed?


so that you can upgrayydd to opiates and ruin your life with needles sleeping in the gutter. duh. pass that splif already.
 
2013-05-04 12:17:00 PM
So how's that 50 years of dope as a cultural pivot point working out, folks?
 
2013-05-04 12:19:45 PM

A Terrible Human: shiat like this is why you don't do research chemicals without knowing what the fark you're doing. I've never been brave enough to try some of the funkier rc's because the doses for some of them are hilariously tiny. Though I'd love to have some MXE.


MXE is a very interesting substance. There is a lot of hype about it being similar to ketamine but it should be used with more caution than ketamine. The "hole" experiences are very bizarre and may be inherently unpleasant for some people. It's almost like a combination of a k-hole and sleep paralysis and you won't have thoughts in the normal sense during such an experience. I don't really know how to describe it, but it's sort of like temporarily being in a purely experiential state, but that state is outside of the physical. Thoughts won't manifest in words, but only in sounds and images with emotions attached to them.
 
2013-05-04 12:21:05 PM
You just never know what people are going to put into shiat...

....but in 99.9% of the cases, the user did something really retarded.  I've done work with pharmaceutical related products before, and I cant tell you how many times we talked to government officials about somebody harming themselves with a product, relatives calling for the companies blood, only to reveal during a thorough investigation that the user took 20x the recommended dose, or took one of our (benign) products PLUS 10 pain killers, 3 hits of weed, and an 8-ball of cocaine, and had heroin needles in their pockets... but oh no, it MUST have been the medication!

/Read an interview transcript with one 15 year old in particular, who said "i just kept eating more and more of the pills to see what would happen".
//To see what would happen!
 
2013-05-04 12:23:39 PM

Cyno01: Thats the thing, drugs you buy from a dealer are probably safe and of average potency, a dealer doesnt want to risk cutting their product with something dangerous and killing their customers, and conversely isnt going to give you anything laced with something more potent for free. Most of these synthetics are purchased at shady convenience stores that really dont give a fark and the formulation changes from week to week.


Hardly.  These products are sold under brand names, by registered companies, with a clear paper trail.  The last thing they want to do is start killing customers.
 
2013-05-04 12:25:37 PM
the-void.co.uk
He probably learned it from BioShock. Thanks to that game, I always inject unknown glowing substances into my veins whenever I find them.
 
2013-05-04 12:26:13 PM

Alonjar: Cyno01: Thats the thing, drugs you buy from a dealer are probably safe and of average potency, a dealer doesnt want to risk cutting their product with something dangerous and killing their customers, and conversely isnt going to give you anything laced with something more potent for free. Most of these synthetics are purchased at shady convenience stores that really dont give a fark and the formulation changes from week to week.

Hardly.  These products are sold under brand names, by registered companies, with a clear paper trail.  The last thing they want to do is start killing customers.


But they do and they are.
 
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