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2013-05-04 08:39:20 AM
Artichokes are one of my favorite pizza toppings. A local chain, Hideaways Pizza, incorporates them into their Pizza Of The Gods.

Pizza Of The Gods- olive oil and garlic topped with mozzarella, fresh tomato, artichoke heart, mushroom and extra cheese
 
2013-05-04 08:51:03 AM
i don't care WHAT pizza i'm eating , as long as it's under $1
 
2013-05-04 10:39:14 AM

Jon iz teh kewl: i don't care WHAT pizza i'm eating , as long as it's under $1



The best pizza??...............Someone else's.
 
2013-05-04 10:41:22 AM
anchovies and jalapenos FTW
 
2013-05-04 10:42:54 AM
So you can get a TV show now just for being a fat, disgusting slob? America! fark Yeah!
How about a show for smokers? Oh wait, being morbidly obese puts you in a protected class, smoking doesn't.
 
2013-05-04 10:51:48 AM
I tend to judge a restaurant by its owner. Fat owners equal food leading to obesity. No thanks. I don't need my pizza sauce mixed with 2 lbs of butter to taste good. Often garlic and olive oil makes the pizza better and less heavy after eating.
 
2013-05-04 10:54:56 AM
I'm fat and

How is this not a Daily Mail link?
 
2013-05-04 10:55:38 AM
Great, just what the  culture needs. Two more "average joes" fattening up our screens in glorious HD.
 
2013-05-04 10:57:58 AM
This is all part of the media's plan to destigmatize being fat and convince people it isn't a horrible character flaw
 
2013-05-04 11:01:21 AM

Peepeye: Artichokes are one of my favorite pizza toppings. A local chain, Hideaways Pizza, incorporates them into their Pizza Of The Gods.

Pizza Of The Gods- olive oil and garlic topped with mozzarella, fresh tomato, artichoke heart, mushroom and extra cheese


*using my best takai impression*

Oh My
 
2013-05-04 11:03:45 AM

abhorrent1: So you can get a TV show now just for being a fat, disgusting slob? America! fark Yeah!
How about a show for smokers? Oh wait, being morbidly obese puts you in a protected class, smoking doesn't.


You're newsletter sounds awesome!
 
2013-05-04 11:05:11 AM
Everybody in America needs to stop worrying about their weight.  Just give in to the fatness, let it wash over you, yeeesssss......
 
2013-05-04 11:08:11 AM

abhorrent1: So you can get a TV show now just for being a fat, disgusting slob? America! fark Yeah!
How about a show for smokers? Oh wait, being morbidly obese puts you in a protected class, smoking doesn't.


Fat cancer is a horrible disease.
 
2013-05-04 11:16:13 AM
Overweight people who hold no delusions and are comfortable with it are pretty awesome.
 
2013-05-04 11:25:40 AM

J. Frank Parnell: Overweight people who hold no delusions and are comfortable with it are pretty awesome.


I wouldn't go as far as awesome. But I don't hold the same contempt for them as I do for the morbos who always have some convenient excuse ("thyroid problems!", "Law of Thermodynamics doesn't apply to me!", "buy I eat healthy bagels and cream cheese for breakfast"!)
 
2013-05-04 11:33:51 AM
Why are Judge Dredd Fatties not a Fark Meme yet?
 
2013-05-04 11:42:26 AM
At least they are honest.
 
2013-05-04 11:55:08 AM
couponsavingfamily.com

Gourmet Pizza Thread!
 
2013-05-04 11:58:56 AM

WhippingBoy: J. Frank Parnell: Overweight people who hold no delusions and are comfortable with it are pretty awesome.

I wouldn't go as far as awesome. But I don't hold the same contempt for them as I do for the morbos who always have some convenient excuse ("thyroid problems!", "Law of Thermodynamics doesn't apply to me!", "buy I eat healthy bagels and cream cheese for breakfast"!)


Actually mine is a thyroid problem, but there are other endocrine disorders I've got going against me causing that.

/fatty mcfatterson
//loves food and making it taste delicious!
///mmmm delicious ghee
 
2013-05-04 12:00:17 PM

Carth: media's plan


What's in it for the media?
 
2013-05-04 12:00:50 PM

cheap_thoughts: WhippingBoy: J. Frank Parnell: Overweight people who hold no delusions and are comfortable with it are pretty awesome.

I wouldn't go as far as awesome. But I don't hold the same contempt for them as I do for the morbos who always have some convenient excuse ("thyroid problems!", "Law of Thermodynamics doesn't apply to me!", "buy I eat healthy bagels and cream cheese for breakfast"!)

Actually mine is a thyroid problem, but there are other endocrine disorders I've got going against me causing that.

/fatty mcfatterson
//loves food and making it taste delicious!
///mmmm delicious ghee


You also sound fat.
 
2013-05-04 12:02:37 PM
Fat farkers open a blatant ripoff of California Pizza Kitchen,   Thanks for the info...
 
2013-05-04 12:06:42 PM

Bslim: cheap_thoughts: WhippingBoy: J. Frank Parnell: Overweight people who hold no delusions and are comfortable with it are pretty awesome.

I wouldn't go as far as awesome. But I don't hold the same contempt for them as I do for the morbos who always have some convenient excuse ("thyroid problems!", "Law of Thermodynamics doesn't apply to me!", "buy I eat healthy bagels and cream cheese for breakfast"!)

Actually mine is a thyroid problem, but there are other endocrine disorders I've got going against me causing that.

/fatty mcfatterson
//loves food and making it taste delicious!
///mmmm delicious ghee

You also sound fat.


Well, duh! :-)
 
2013-05-04 12:40:20 PM
I'm muscular and I love to eat. Why yes, I do have to be at the gym in 26 minutes. It's f-ing LEG DAY.
 
2013-05-04 12:52:10 PM

Genju: I'm muscular and I love to eat. Why yes, I do have to be at the gym in 26 minutes. It's f-ing LEG DAY.


I bet your calfs are stellar.
 
2013-05-04 12:54:36 PM

WhippingBoy: J. Frank Parnell: Overweight people who hold no delusions and are comfortable with it are pretty awesome.

I wouldn't go as far as awesome. But I don't hold the same contempt for them as I do for the morbos who always have some convenient excuse ("thyroid problems!", "Law of Thermodynamics doesn't apply to me!", "buy I eat healthy bagels and cream cheese for breakfast"!)


No good excuse for me.  I love food, and I'm not particularly fond of exercising.  If nothing else I'm at least at a stable weight, and am not gaining more.  That's good enough for me.
 
2013-05-04 01:09:38 PM

panfried: [couponsavingfamily.com image 644x432]

Gourmet Pizza Thread!


Little Caesars? Is that gourmet now?

/I only eat at Moose's Tooth, so my perspective is way, way off. And Caesar's is really crappy in this town.
 
2013-05-04 01:11:15 PM

turdley: Caesar's is really crappy in this town.


Little Caesar's is crappy everywhere.
 
2013-05-04 01:18:13 PM

I May Be Crazy But...: turdley: Caesar's is really crappy in this town.

Little Caesar's is crappy everywhere.


Here the Little Caesar's isn't bad at all.

\or maybe I'm just easy
 
2013-05-04 01:23:49 PM

Albert911emt: I May Be Crazy But...: turdley: Caesar's is really crappy in this town.

Little Caesar's is crappy everywhere.

Here the Little Caesar's isn't bad at all.

\or maybe I'm just easy


I stopped in a Little Caesars  to pick one up the other day, first time in years. I figured $5 for lunch isn't all that bad. The entire time I was ordering the lady behind the counter was complaining about how much her uterus hurt. Now every time I see Little Ceasars I think of uterus.

//Pizza wasn't bad for $5, but I wouldn't pay $6 for it.
 
2013-05-04 01:24:01 PM

Albert911emt: I May Be Crazy But...: turdley: Caesar's is really crappy in this town.

Little Caesar's is crappy everywhere.

Here the Little Caesar's isn't bad at all.

\or maybe I'm just easy


If the one near you isn't bad, and you're easy, then how 'bout I buy you a pizza, we'll see where it leads?
 
2013-05-04 02:13:47 PM

dv-ous: Why are Judge Dredd Fatties not a Fark Meme yet?


THIS.

/ IIRC, aren't they confined ( by law ) to their own city blocks?
 
2013-05-04 02:18:52 PM

Genju: I'm muscular and I love to eat. Why yes, I do have to be at the gym in 26 minutes. It's f-ing LEG DAY.


As a fat man, I laugh at you needing a leg day.

/until my knees give out.
 
2013-05-04 02:36:17 PM
It's actually pretty damn good.
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2013-05-04 02:46:21 PM
No pics of massively fat people?  Fark, I am disappoint.
 
2013-05-04 02:47:45 PM

Ow! That was my feelings!: It's actually pretty damn good.
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Sexy Pizza?  What do they do, make pictures of stick figures doing it out of pepperoni?
 
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2013-05-04 02:50:19 PM
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2013-05-04 04:14:12 PM

cheap_thoughts: Genju: I'm muscular and I love to eat. Why yes, I do have to be at the gym in 26 minutes. It's f-ing LEG DAY.

I bet your calfs are stellar.


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Obviously shifted one day since today's Saturday.
 
2013-05-04 04:34:36 PM

MyRandomName: I tend to judge a restaurant by its owner. Fat owners equal food leading to obesity. No thanks. I don't need my pizza sauce mixed with 2 lbs of butter to taste good. Often garlic and olive oil makes the pizza better and less heavy after eating.


Hey, butter is awesome.

Anyway, olive oil has more calories/fat per gram than butter - because olive oil is 9cal/g pure fat but butter has impurities.

Most pizza places can't afford to put butter on the pizza anyway. They will put veggie oil (aka bean oil) which is much much cheaper.

Don't fear the saturated fats.
 
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