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(The Daily Beast)   Cause of death for Boston bombing suspect Tamerlan Tsarnaev, who was shot by police and run over by his brother, turns out to be "getting shot by police and run over by his brother"   (thedailybeast.com) divider line 100
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2013-05-04 01:18:27 AM
So, acute speedbumpitis?
 
2013-05-04 01:30:34 AM

Nina Haagen Dazs: So, acute speedbumpitis?


That would be a ruptured hemorrhoid.
 
2013-05-04 01:36:36 AM

BarkingUnicorn: Nina Haagen Dazs: So, acute speedbumpitis?

That would be a ruptured hemorrhoid.


Hemorroidal hemorrhage?
 
2013-05-04 01:39:02 AM

Nina Haagen Dazs: BarkingUnicorn: Nina Haagen Dazs: So, acute speedbumpitis?

That would be a ruptured hemorrhoid.

Hemorroidal hemorrhage?


Bleeding butthurt.
 
2013-05-04 01:44:13 AM

violentsalvation: Nina Haagen Dazs: BarkingUnicorn: Nina Haagen Dazs: So, acute speedbumpitis?

That would be a ruptured hemorrhoid.

Hemorroidal hemorrhage?

Bleeding butthurt.
...resulting in a roadkill shiatstain.

 
2013-05-04 01:45:41 AM
As long as the end result was an total and immediate termination of all biological functions, I'm rather indifferent about the details
 
2013-05-04 03:41:31 AM
This is just proof of how big the conspiracy really is.
 
2013-05-04 06:44:26 AM
Awkward.
 
2013-05-04 07:40:31 AM

Nabb1: Awkward.


IIRC, there were reports of Older having explosives on his person at the time of his death. When I heard that, I thought Younger hitting him with the car was a failed suicide attempt.
 
2013-05-04 07:48:26 AM
And still....no innocents were shot or run over by the police.  I bet everyone in LA is jealous of Bostonians.
 
2013-05-04 07:59:00 AM
Eh... I hope it hurt.
 
2013-05-04 08:54:16 AM
Damn, I had typhoid in the pool.
 
2013-05-04 09:09:12 AM
He died of lead poisoning. Naturally
 
2013-05-04 09:12:31 AM

I_C_Weener: And still....no innocents were shot or run over by the police.  I bet everyone in LA is jealous of Bostonians.


I still have not seen a story about exactly who shot the transit cop in the first shootout where speedbump met his demise.

Just the recent stories about them having only one gun (down from early reports of 'multiple guns')... but 200+ rounds expended at the scene? Sheer probability would seemingly indicate a friendly-fire incident.
 
2013-05-04 09:27:46 AM

HighlanderRPI: I_C_Weener: And still....no innocents were shot or run over by the police.  I bet everyone in LA is jealous of Bostonians.

I still have not seen a story about exactly who shot the transit cop in the first shootout where speedbump met his demise.

Just the recent stories about them having only one gun (down from early reports of 'multiple guns')... but 200+ rounds expended at the scene? Sheer probability would seemingly indicate a friendly-fire incident.


I bet the 200 rounds include the round counts of the
Cops firearms.
 
2013-05-04 09:29:46 AM

jehovahs witness protection: He died of lead poisoning. Naturally


Sudden lead poisoning is a leading cause of death for d*ckh**ds.
 
2013-05-04 09:35:23 AM

ShawnDoc: This is just proof of how big the conspiracy really is.


No one is foolish enough to believe he died of anything but getting shot.  The conspiracy is that the shooter was firing from a nearby building, a book repository, to silence fartbongo's involvement in the lizard-people jihad!
 
2013-05-04 09:35:38 AM
Beautiful plumage, tho....
 
2013-05-04 09:35:55 AM

grokca: Damn, I had typhoid in the pool.


If I had skills I would do an Oregon Trail death photoshop.
 
2013-05-04 09:36:09 AM
Getting sick of hearing about those two.
 
2013-05-04 09:42:09 AM

HighlanderRPI: Just the recent stories about them having only one gun (down from early reports of 'multiple guns')... but 200+ rounds expended at the scene? Sheer probability would seemingly indicate a friendly-fire incident.


Don't you pay attention to the republican party/NRA's tweets?  All the civilians were "cowering" in their homes.  If they had been empowered through the penis-embiggening power of a firearm, they would have been right there to absorb some of that friendly fire.
 
2013-05-04 09:42:36 AM
"Tsarnaev was shot by police and then run over by a vehicle-allegedly with his younger brother"

pixel.nymag.com
 
2013-05-04 09:50:03 AM
Shot by the cops and run over by his brother according to the police forensic expert and after torturing the brother.
 
2013-05-04 09:52:00 AM

Saborlas: Getting sick of hearing about those two.


So is the White House.  These two are a daily reminder of the mess that constitutes current attempts at security, immigration controls, student visa management, welfare fairness, and overall intelligence capabilities, all rolled up into one juicy story.  They are the poster children for the Left's failed worldview.  Obama's got Holder doing everything in his power to make this go away, but even the lapdog media can't let it go.
 
2013-05-04 09:52:18 AM
wasn't quite so tough, was he?
 
2013-05-04 09:54:16 AM
"You don't say?"

static.guim.co.uk
 
2013-05-04 09:54:55 AM

grokca: Damn, I had typhoid in the pool.


I hope it wasn't in the pool I am going to today. Gross.
 
2013-05-04 09:55:54 AM
Was his anus remarkable?
 
2013-05-04 09:56:23 AM
The boxer is now boxed.
 
2013-05-04 10:09:20 AM

floyddabarber: So is the White House. These two are a daily reminder of the mess that constitutes current attempts at security, immigration controls, student visa management, welfare fairness, and overall intelligence capabilities, all rolled up into one juicy story. They are the poster children for the Left's failed worldview. Obama's got Holder doing everything in his power to make this go away, but even the lapdog media can't let it go.


Thank goodness you were here to turn this in to a politics thread.
 
2013-05-04 10:09:21 AM

floyddabarber: Saborlas: Getting sick of hearing about those two.

So is the White House.  These two are a daily reminder of the mess that constitutes current attempts at security, immigration controls, student visa management, welfare fairness, and overall intelligence capabilities, all rolled up into one juicy story.  They are the poster children for the Left's failed worldview.  Obama's got Holder doing everything in his power to make this go away, but even the lapdog media can't let it go.


My god, it's beautiful...
 
2013-05-04 10:09:32 AM
This is terrible news. He should have not been killed so they could have him raped in prison over and over again for the rest of his life. And make him toss salads in between. That would have been a much more fitting punishment for him.

I hope that is what his brother gets.
 
2013-05-04 10:10:28 AM
The real cause of death is an uncaring American society that left these boys with a deep sense of alienation and ennui, along with unfair boxing rules that, in conjunction with atrocious US immigration policies, stalled Tamerlan's career as an athlete.

Acute ennui. The silent killer.
 
2013-05-04 10:11:32 AM

wildlifer: HighlanderRPI: I_C_Weener: And still....no innocents were shot or run over by the police.  I bet everyone in LA is jealous of Bostonians.

I still have not seen a story about exactly who shot the transit cop in the first shootout where speedbump met his demise.

Just the recent stories about them having only one gun (down from early reports of 'multiple guns')... but 200+ rounds expended at the scene? Sheer probability would seemingly indicate a friendly-fire incident.

I bet the 200 rounds include the round counts of the
Cops firearms.


There is no reason for the cops to use more than ten rounds.
 
2013-05-04 10:12:10 AM

jehovahs witness protection: He died of lead poisoning. Naturally


ACUTE
 
2013-05-04 10:13:01 AM

floyddabarber: Saborlas: Getting sick of hearing about those two.

So is the White House.  These two are a daily reminder of the mess that constitutes current attempts at security, immigration controls, student visa management, welfare fairness, and overall intelligence capabilities, all rolled up into one juicy story.  They are the poster children for the Left's failed worldview.  Obama's got Holder doing everything in his power to make this go away, but even the lapdog media can't let it go.


Well, at least YOU are getting some happiness out of this . The joy of hatred and blame.
Enjoy.
 
2013-05-04 10:14:09 AM
What's the difference between a dead terrorist in the road and a dead skunk in the road? There are skid-marks leading up to the dead skunk.

(And skunks can drive better.)
 
2013-05-04 10:14:25 AM

floyddabarber: Saborlas: Getting sick of hearing about those two.

So is the White House.  These two are a daily reminder of the mess that constitutes current attempts at security, immigration controls, student visa management, welfare fairness, and overall intelligence capabilities, all rolled up into one juicy story.  They are the poster children for the Left's failed worldview.  Obama's got Holder doing everything in his power to make this go away, but even the lapdog media can't let it go.


You forgot abortion and school prayer.
 
2013-05-04 10:14:28 AM

xxdonjulioxx: There is no reason for the cops to use more than ten rounds


I'm sure there was more than one cop there, and I'm sure they all kept pulling the bang switch until it went click.
 
2013-05-04 10:16:25 AM
In a surprise twist... The butler did it.
 
MFK
2013-05-04 10:17:22 AM

darkedgefan: This is terrible news. He should have not been killed so they could have him raped in prison over and over again for the rest of his life. And make him toss salads in between. That would have been a much more fitting punishment for him.

I hope that is what his brother gets.


Right after they caught the guy, CNN was interviewing someone in Watertown and asked "What do you want to happen to him now" in an obvious ploy to get a "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!" response and the interviewee looked at the reporter like he had two heads and said "ummm, try him in court and send him to jail?"

/death is too good for this little shiat. Jail being a far more fitting punishment.
 
2013-05-04 10:18:08 AM

jso2897: floyddabarber: Saborlas: Getting sick of hearing about those two.

So is the White House.  These two are a daily reminder of the mess that constitutes current attempts at security, immigration controls, student visa management, welfare fairness, and overall intelligence capabilities, all rolled up into one juicy story.  They are the poster children for the Left's failed worldview.  Obama's got Holder doing everything in his power to make this go away, but even the lapdog media can't let it go.

Well, at least YOU are getting some happiness out of this . The joy of hatred and blame.
Enjoy.


You must have missed the part where, early on, the mere thought that the April 15th bomber might have been an anti-government teabagger was enough to cause the Left side of American politics to touch themselves in their naughty places.

Much sadness followed when they turned out to be Islamic welfare recipients.
 
2013-05-04 10:18:49 AM

I_C_Weener: And still....no innocents were shot or run over by the police.  I bet everyone in LA is jealous of Bostonians.


The LAPD pities them.
 
2013-05-04 10:19:13 AM

MFK: "ummm, try him in court and send him to jail?"


But he's a terrorist and has no rights. A judge on Fox News told me so so it must be true.
 
2013-05-04 10:20:37 AM

Phinn: jso2897: floyddabarber: Saborlas: Getting sick of hearing about those two.

So is the White House.  These two are a daily reminder of the mess that constitutes current attempts at security, immigration controls, student visa management, welfare fairness, and overall intelligence capabilities, all rolled up into one juicy story.  They are the poster children for the Left's failed worldview.  Obama's got Holder doing everything in his power to make this go away, but even the lapdog media can't let it go.

Well, at least YOU are getting some happiness out of this . The joy of hatred and blame.
Enjoy.

You must have missed the part where, early on, the mere thought that the April 15th bomber might have been an anti-government teabagger was enough to cause the Left side of American politics to touch themselves in their naughty places.

Much sadness followed when they turned out to be Islamic welfare recipients.


www.lakemichiganangler.com
 
2013-05-04 10:21:25 AM

floyddabarber: So is the White House.  These two are a daily reminder of the mess that constitutes current attempts at security, immigration controls, student visa management, welfare fairness, and overall intelligence capabilities, all rolled up into one juicy story.  They are the poster children for the Left's failed worldview.  Obama's got Holder doing everything in his power to make this go away, but even the lapdog media can't let it go.


InforWars told me the White House, Holder, and the FBI orchestrated the entire event together and they're directing the media focus in order to justify taking away our guns and goosestepping us ever closer to their planned socialist police state.

/in bizzaro Birch-Society-derp-land it's somehow both
 
2013-05-04 10:28:13 AM
So, accidental?
 
2013-05-04 10:29:47 AM

Phinn: jso2897: floyddabarber: Saborlas: Getting sick of hearing about those two.

So is the White House.  These two are a daily reminder of the mess that constitutes current attempts at security, immigration controls, student visa management, welfare fairness, and overall intelligence capabilities, all rolled up into one juicy story.  They are the poster children for the Left's failed worldview.  Obama's got Holder doing everything in his power to make this go away, but even the lapdog media can't let it go.

Well, at least YOU are getting some happiness out of this . The joy of hatred and blame.
Enjoy.

You must have missed the part where, early on, the mere thought that the April 15th bomber might have been an anti-government teabagger was enough to cause the Left side of American politics to touch themselves in their naughty places.

Much sadness followed when they turned out to be Islamic welfare recipients.


I wasn't expressing outrage or surprise at your glorying in the deaths of your fellow Americans - it's what I've come to expect from your treasonous, America-hating sort. I guess you think this wouldn't have happened if we'd elected your born-rich, corporate Republican candidate - because the last time one of those was in power, we were totes safe from terrorism. But, nice try at deflecting - it's the only form of apology you have left.
 
2013-05-04 10:32:43 AM

Phinn: The real cause of death is an uncaring American society that left these boys with a deep sense of alienation and ennui, along with unfair boxing rules that, in conjunction with atrocious US immigration policies, stalled Tamerlan's career as an athlete.

Acute ennui. The silent killer.


meh


/OMGhalp
 
2013-05-04 10:35:12 AM
I have a wild idea - how about, when crazy, evil people do bad things, we blame THEM and not each other? Would that be too much to ask?
Evil, crazy people do evil, crazy things - adults are capable of accepting this fact, without having to blame it on everything and everybody they personally dislike.
 
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