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(Bakersfield Now)   Well it isn't the one that the courts ordered and it isn't the one she was going to go to in California, but Lindsay Lohan is in rehab. For real this time   (bakersfieldnow.com) divider line 38
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2013-05-04 07:35:10 AM  
I was really hoping for an O.J. style chase.
 
2013-05-04 08:28:33 AM  
Because the Betty Ford clinic did such a good job before... With the way she acted last time, I am surprised they took her back. Yeah, I know. $$$
 
2013-05-04 09:26:02 AM  
Is it wrong to wish death on someone because you are tired of hearing about her?  Let's say, then, that I would like her to go away.
 
2013-05-04 09:26:39 AM  
There was a time I felt bad for her, now I just want her to hurry up and die. The longer she stays on this path, the worse she'll look for my cold packing fantasies.
 
2013-05-04 09:48:28 AM  
Our long national nightmare is over.
 
2013-05-04 09:49:37 AM  
JUST F**KIN' DIE ALREADY
 
2013-05-04 09:52:50 AM  
She has great tits.
 
2013-05-04 09:59:33 AM  

Peepeye: Because the Betty Ford clinic did such a good job before... With the way she acted last time, I am surprised they took her back. Yeah, I know. $$$


does she even have any $$$?
 
2013-05-04 10:11:47 AM  

FlashHarry: Peepeye: Because the Betty Ford clinic did such a good job before... With the way she acted last time, I am surprised they took her back. Yeah, I know. $$$

does she even have any $$$?


Residuals from The Parent Trap and Herbie?
 
2013-05-04 10:12:28 AM  
Voted most likely to join the 27 Club on her 27th birthday.
 
2013-05-04 10:14:34 AM  

Urine The Money: She has great tits.



REALLY?

www.hollywoodbackwash.com
 
2013-05-04 10:16:51 AM  

Urine The Money: She has had great tits.

 
2013-05-04 10:20:43 AM  
Lindsay Lohan and Octomom needs to do a lesbian scene.
 
2013-05-04 10:29:41 AM  

texdent: FlashHarry: Peepeye: Because the Betty Ford clinic did such a good job before... With the way she acted last time, I am surprised they took her back. Yeah, I know. $$$

does she even have any $$$?

Residuals from The Parent Trap and Herbie?


and Mean Girls
 
2013-05-04 10:41:08 AM  

Peepeye: texdent: FlashHarry: Peepeye: Because the Betty Ford clinic did such a good job before... With the way she acted last time, I am surprised they took her back. Yeah, I know. $$$

does she even have any $$$?

Residuals from The Parent Trap and Herbie?

and Mean Girls


I doubt Disney signs generous contracts to their child stars and I wouldn't even have heard of Mean Girls if the press didn't keep reminding me she was in that.
 
2013-05-04 10:42:34 AM  

Peepeye: Because the Betty Ford clinic did such a good job before... With the way she acted last time, I am surprised they took her back. Yeah, I know. $$$


Usually it does take multiple trips through rehab for an addict to recover. And it's not really the treatment center's fault that Lindsay goes out partying with her old friends every time she gets out.

She has to want to get better, and she clearly doesn't. So it'll be an early death for her.
 
2013-05-04 10:42:54 AM  

Urine The Money: She had great tits.


FTFY
 
2013-05-04 10:54:31 AM  
Anyone see her on anger management? She was actually funny on that.
 
2013-05-04 10:56:08 AM  

BATMANATEE: Urine The Money: She has had great tits.


They got better.

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2013-05-04 11:19:42 AM  

WippitGuud: Lindsay Lohan and Octomom needs to do a lesbian scene.


The thought of that is enough to make any straight man gay.
 
2013-05-04 11:38:18 AM  

BizarreMan: WippitGuud: Lindsay Lohan Barbra Streisand and Octomom needs to do a lesbian scene.

The thought of that is enough to make any straight man gay.


FTFY
 
2013-05-04 12:00:00 PM  

BizarreMan: WippitGuud: Lindsay Lohan and Octomom needs to do a lesbian scene.

The thought of that is enough to make any straight man gay.


A narcissistic briefly-was with enough bad habits to make Satan say "Slow the fark down" and a plain-looking, batshiat insane, equally narcissistic woman that likely hates sex.

A guaranteed boner for sure.
 
2013-05-04 12:14:25 PM  
Give it about three days and see if she's still there.
 
2013-05-04 12:15:51 PM  

thatguyoverthere70: Voted most likely to join the 27 Club on her 27th birthday.


According to IMDB she will turn 27 on July 2

FYI: Amanda Bynes turned 27 on April 3

Betting is now open on which one will join the club first
 
2013-05-04 12:27:53 PM  
It's not for real until she comes out of the facility, clean.
 
2013-05-04 12:29:08 PM  

catmandu: thatguyoverthere70: Voted most likely to join the 27 Club on her 27th birthday.

According to IMDB she will turn 27 on July 2

FYI: Amanda Bynes turned 27 on April 3

Betting is now open on which one will join the club first


Amanda Bynes is nowhere near the same level as Lindsay.
 
2013-05-04 12:41:55 PM  

Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: Is it wrong to wish death on someone because you are tired of hearing about her?  Let's say, then, that I would like her to go away.


Wish her into the cornfield.

www.robots-and-androids.com
 
2013-05-04 12:41:58 PM  
Read somewhere that she wanted to go to a facility that would allow her to smoke, so that's why she bailed on the first one...
 
2013-05-04 01:29:51 PM  
My dad did time at Betty Ford for prescription drug abuse. He quit that habit and is now an alcoholic.

/Red from That 70s Show was there, too
//CSS
 
2013-05-04 01:44:25 PM  
At some point some judge needs to decide she doesn't deserve the court's patience anymore, and throw out all her probations, rehabs, etc. and just throw her in jail for a mandatory 2 - 3 year sentence. I'm sure with her multitude of various charges it shouldn't be that difficult, considering her habit of disregarding court orders, to find one that she's violated to the point that a judge could give her a fairly stiff sentence. Then, finally, she'll understand the nature of consequences and learn that she can't and won't always get her way. It irritates me to no end to see her repeatedly pull this crap when someone without her fame and money would have been thrown under the jail by now.
 
2013-05-04 01:53:37 PM  

Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: Is it wrong to wish death on someone because you are tired of hearing about her?  Let's say, then, that I would like her to go away.


Sweet merciful FSM, this! ^^^

Get busy living, or get busy dyin', Lohan. The media needs to find something else to obsess over.
 
2013-05-04 02:19:13 PM  
So if she went in yesterday...

...okay, allow for x, and then
farm6.staticflickr.com...

She'll have snuck out by Thursday, and someone will have a picture of her taken on a cell phone at a nightclub by no later than next Saturday.

If my math is right.

where is Danica McKellar when I need her?
coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-05-04 03:18:07 PM  

Clutch2013: BizarreMan: WippitGuud: Lindsay Lohan and Octomom needs to do a lesbian scene.

The thought of that is enough to make any straight man gay.

A narcissistic briefly-was with enough bad habits to make Satan say "Slow the fark down" and a plain-looking, batshiat insane, equally narcissistic woman that likely hates sex.

A guaranteed boner for sure.


A weird boner for sure.
 
2013-05-04 03:22:59 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: catmandu: thatguyoverthere70: Voted most likely to join the 27 Club on her 27th birthday.

According to IMDB she will turn 27 on July 2

FYI: Amanda Bynes turned 27 on April 3

Betting is now open on which one will join the club first

Amanda Bynes is nowhere near the same level as Lindsay.


True. Her issues are mental health related, not druggie skank related.
 
2013-05-04 04:15:42 PM  
I think its because she realizes she's about to get upstaged by that chick that just got all her child star acting money.  I am ashamed that I even know that much about either of them, thanks fark entertainment tab.
 
2013-05-04 04:19:58 PM  

catmandu: The My Little Pony Killer: catmandu: thatguyoverthere70: Voted most likely to join the 27 Club on her 27th birthday.

According to IMDB she will turn 27 on July 2

FYI: Amanda Bynes turned 27 on April 3

Betting is now open on which one will join the club first

Amanda Bynes is nowhere near the same level as Lindsay.

True. Her issues are mental health related, not druggie skank related.


I keep wondering when Amanda's parents will go the way of Brittany Spears.
 
2013-05-04 06:50:08 PM  

catmandu: The My Little Pony Killer: catmandu: thatguyoverthere70: Voted most likely to join the 27 Club on her 27th birthday.

According to IMDB she will turn 27 on July 2

FYI: Amanda Bynes turned 27 on April 3

Betting is now open on which one will join the club first

Amanda Bynes is nowhere near the same level as Lindsay.

True. Her issues are mental health related, not druggie skank related.

Almost more dangerous. At least druggie skanks have options.

 
2013-05-05 11:10:59 AM  

jmr61: Urine The Money: She has great tits.


REALLY?

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