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(WTSP)   Oh, this IS news, alrighty. Hooters girl hits a golf ball. That's it. Strangely short article, Shocking video   (wtsp.com) divider line 102
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2013-05-04 12:51:57 AM
Huh. I watched it seven times. I don't get it.
 
2013-05-04 12:53:47 AM
Nice form

/good golf shot, too
 
2013-05-04 01:00:26 AM
Well - she doeshave a nice swing.
 
2013-05-04 01:02:21 AM
Schwing!
 
2013-05-04 05:35:55 AM
Objectifying women. This is a shocking development!
 
2013-05-04 07:55:17 AM
A woman? Golfing? Next thing you know they'll be able to operate horseless carriages and own property!

I verily popped my monocle and unbalanced my humours upon bearing witness to this abomination!
 
2013-05-04 08:11:15 AM
Golf is so ridiculous to me
 
2013-05-04 08:20:05 AM

GrahamManning: Golf is so ridiculous to me


Me too, but I liked this video for some reason.

/probably the cleavage.
 
2013-05-04 08:32:28 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Nice form

/good golf shot, too


This.

As a side note, several Hooters here in PA have shut down. Is that happening anywhere else?
 
2013-05-04 08:59:27 AM

GrahamManning: Golf is so ridiculous to me


I mean, you had the ball in your hand. Why hit it 200 yds and then go after it?
 
2013-05-04 08:59:39 AM
To bring up a punchline from a golfing joke, "So lady, what's par for this hole?"
 
2013-05-04 09:00:20 AM
I'd hoot it.
 
2013-05-04 09:00:31 AM
Wtf, really?

I'm going to start a "news" website where all I do is post YouTube videos and comment on them in 100 words or less.
 
2013-05-04 09:01:52 AM

Pavia_Resistance: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Nice form

/good golf shot, too

This.

As a side note, several Hooters here in PA have shut down. Is that happening anywhere else?


Seattle area seems to have trouble keeping them open.

It's a nice swing, but she has a pretty good reverse pivot going on and sways off the ball with the upper body. That looked like a snap hook.
 
2013-05-04 09:02:02 AM
I didn't get it at first either. However, (FTFA) "she surprised everyone with a lovely swing... nice takeaway and follow-through, smooth swing.. one of the nicest swings in the tournament. "

So apparently, as a normal human being, I know nothing about golf, and had never considered the way to swing a club in any detail. However, to those special someones who enjoy golf, it would seem to be readily recognized as a decent golf swing from a perceived unlikely source.
 
2013-05-04 09:02:22 AM
Looks like she's in need of a longer shaft.
 
2013-05-04 09:02:49 AM

GrahamManning: Golf is so ridiculous to me


Eh, I've tried it a few times and I get the appeal, I just don't like the human circus around it.
Too much work for me though.
 
2013-05-04 09:02:59 AM
She is so bubbly and happy and her swing is excellent.  It's a combination of her vivaciousness, unlikely skill and sensuality that makes the clip worth watching.  Heck, she might become a meme or get to star in a horror movie because of this.
 
2013-05-04 09:05:34 AM

Dedmon: I didn't get it at first either. However, (FTFA) "she surprised everyone with a lovely swing... nice takeaway and follow-through, smooth swing.. one of the nicest swings in the tournament. "

So apparently, as a normal human being, I know nothing about golf, and had never considered the way to swing a club in any detail. However, to those special someones who enjoy golf, it would seem to be readily recognized as a decent golf swing from a perceived unlikely source.


It's weird to me too, and I play golf. Lots of ladies play the game, and many of them are lovely.
 
2013-05-04 09:05:49 AM

If she wins, she will be awarded a Toyota.


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2013-05-04 09:07:25 AM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: I verily popped my monocle and unbalanced my humours upon bearing witness to this abomination!


I'm sure many Farkers "unbalanced their humours" to that clip.
 
2013-05-04 09:09:14 AM

Dedmon: I didn't get it at first either. However, (FTFA) "she surprised everyone with a lovely swing... nice takeaway and follow-through, smooth swing.. one of the nicest swings in the tournament. "

So apparently, as a normal human being, I know nothing about golf, and had never considered the way to swing a club in any detail. However, to those special someones who enjoy golf, it would seem to be readily recognized as a decent golf swing from a perceived unlikely source.


I'm unsure but since she apologized for the shot, it could be that she has never held a club before, so therefore is a natural.
 
2013-05-04 09:09:39 AM
Would have liked to have seen her waggle from the rear.
 
2013-05-04 09:15:09 AM
That's one toothy grin.
 
2013-05-04 09:15:56 AM
The world would be a better place if all news stories were of this caliber.
 
2013-05-04 09:16:38 AM
How about private lessons with Tiger Woods. Does she get that too?
 
2013-05-04 09:18:03 AM
Why are those places called "Hooters," anyway?
They have a picture of an owl in their logo, yet they don't serve owl meat of any kind!
 
2013-05-04 09:19:58 AM
Why do they say "unlikely source"?  Are all attractive girls with big breasts bad at sports?

/admittedly, they say it's hard to swing when you have a lot of cleavage in the way.  Maybe that's what they meant.
 
2013-05-04 09:22:53 AM
Fark headline making fun of link bait while using a Florida Tag?????   Must be the mother of hypocrisy !!!
 
2013-05-04 09:23:13 AM
I believe she has played a lot of golf.  Nobody has a swing like that without experience.  Trust me, 35 years of futility speaking.

/although, I have broken 80 a few times.
 
2013-05-04 09:24:06 AM

Pavia_Resistance: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Nice form

/good golf shot, too

This.

As a side note, several Hooters here in PA have shut down. Is that happening anywhere else?


We had one close, to.  I just racked it up to crappy food and untrained waitstaff.
 
2013-05-04 09:26:09 AM
Golf is the greatest leisure endeavor a man can pursue.  A game that can be enjoyed for a lifetime, in some of the most serene locations in the world.  A wonderful 4 hours spent outdoors.  I feel true pity for anyone that has not had the opportunity to truly learn and enjoy the game -
 
2013-05-04 09:31:24 AM
"That's awesome! Heh heh heh." No video of the actual ball, though I suppose that's not important to the "story".
 
2013-05-04 09:32:08 AM
I'll take a slice........of that cake.
 
2013-05-04 09:33:17 AM
My golf swing has been known to make people fall to their knees and scream, "THERE IS NO GOD."  Also may induce epileptic seizures.
 
2013-05-04 09:43:01 AM

Pavia_Resistance: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Nice form

/good golf shot, too

This.

As a side note, several Hooters here in PA have shut down. Is that happening anywhere else?


Commenting on your side note, our recently shut also. Local news ran a story on it. Apparently the owner (who owns multiple locations) went bankrupt. Nice swing though.... /-)
 
2013-05-04 09:44:12 AM

Dheiner: Pavia_Resistance: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Nice form

/good golf shot, too

This.

As a side note, several Hooters here in PA have shut down. Is that happening anywhere else?

We had one close, to.  I just racked it up to crappy food and untrained waitstaff.


All the ones in Central PA closed -- owned by the same management company that went, you'll forgive the expression, tits-up.

The one closest to me was up against a Buffalo Wild Wings, a local popular wing chain named Arooga's and we're now even getting a Quaker Steak and Lube. Plus, with no colleges in easy driving distance the quality of Hooters Girl was more like "dayshifter at rural strip club frequented by meth dealers" than "Sunny Florida beach girl earning her tanning oil money" which certainly made it tougher for them to talk you into an $11 pitcher of Coors Light with a big bag of ice in it.
 
2013-05-04 09:45:24 AM
They didn't show it in the video, but right before she teed off she sucked that very same golf ball through a garden hose
 
2013-05-04 09:47:03 AM
hoopy22:

/although, I have broken 80 a few times.

Shut your yap.
 
2013-05-04 09:50:06 AM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: A woman? Golfing? Next thing you know they'll be able to operate horseless carriages and own property!

I verily popped my monocle and unbalanced my humours upon bearing witness to this abomination!


that was great.
really great.
 
2013-05-04 09:50:31 AM
Something about my club.

I like how she apologizes...like 'sorry for being better than you guys when I'm just here to be eye candy'.
 
2013-05-04 09:55:39 AM

jsteiner78: Golf is the greatest leisure endeavor a man can pursue.  A game that can be enjoyed for a lifetime, in some of the most serene locations in the world.  A wonderful 4 hours spent outdoors.  I feel true pity for anyone that has not had the opportunity to truly learn and enjoy the game -



too bad golf courses waste so much water and use so much pesticide.
It is always funny when I see the little signs in the resorts asking you to re-use towels due to the water shortages and the environmental impact of using too much water.  Then you look out the window to see how much they are watering the golf course.

Can't believe that anyone who cares about the environment would support golf.
 
2013-05-04 09:56:25 AM
The one closest to me was up against replaced by a Buffalo Wild Wings,  Equally shaitty wings and overpriced beer w/o the  bewbies.

She can grab my (3) wood any time
 
2013-05-04 10:00:54 AM
I've seen plenty of guys with worse swings. Usually the girls who can swing were softball or field hockey players.

/played both
//not a lesbian
///1:00 pm tee time this afternoon
//hoping to break 90
/better than yard work
 
2013-05-04 10:02:43 AM
Did any one else read "Hooters girl gets hit by a golf ball"?

Am disappoint.
 
2013-05-04 10:02:56 AM

tenpoundsofcheese: jsteiner78: Golf is the greatest leisure endeavor a man can pursue.  A game that can be enjoyed for a lifetime, in some of the most serene locations in the world.  A wonderful 4 hours spent outdoors.  I feel true pity for anyone that has not had the opportunity to truly learn and enjoy the game -


too bad golf courses waste so much water and use so much pesticide.
It is always funny when I see the little signs in the resorts asking you to re-use towels due to the water shortages and the environmental impact of using too much water.  Then you look out the window to see how much they are watering the golf course.

Can't believe that anyone who cares about the environment would support golf.


My hippy dippy city council woman put this in perspective for me when they were talking about closing the muni I'm getting ready to play in a couple of hours, the one bordered by a gravel pit, rendering plant, and industrial park:

'What would you rather have? A golf course, or another industrial park?'

So, there's that.
 
2013-05-04 10:09:30 AM
Any video of her sucking it thru a garden hose?
 
2013-05-04 10:09:45 AM

reillan: Why do they say "unlikely source"?  Are all attractive girls with big breasts bad at sports?

/admittedly, they say it's hard to swing when you have a lot of cleavage in the way.  Maybe that's what they meant.


www.directsportslink.com
Wholeheartedly agrees.
 
2013-05-04 10:10:26 AM
turbowhitetrash.com
And there was a protest out on the street
 
2013-05-04 10:12:23 AM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: A woman? Golfing? Next thing you know they'll be able to operate horseless carriages and own property!

I verily popped my monocle and unbalanced my humours upon bearing witness to this abomination!


I do believe you are in error, sir.  Your humours were already out of balance thereby eliciting such an uncivilized display of monocle displacement.  Only after you committed a sin against the Lord by gripping yourself as a savage would to sate your base lusts did your humors once more return to proper alignment.  Good sir, please do retrieve your monocle and your breeches from the grass at your feet.
 
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