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(Lake City Reporter)   "Winners" of the Ultimate Redneck Wedding chauffered via port-a-potty, riding mower & celebrate with RC Cola & Twinkies in lieu of Wedding Cake. Moonpies might be fresher   ( ) divider line
    More: Florida, RC Cola, Redneck Wedding, portable toilets, rednecks, Mrs. Suwannee River Jam, twinkies, winners  
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2013-05-04 11:08:34 AM  
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volodya: Peavey searched through Florida to gather a collection of girl to compete in the annual Mrs. Suwannee River Jam - in "Daisy Duke style."

What is a "collection of girl?" The reporter was into the spirit of the event.

It's the redneck equivalent of "binders full of women," I believe.
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