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(Des Moines Register)   In 1903 residents in Van Meter, Iowa claimed to have seen an eight-foot winged creature with a forehead horn that cast a blinding beam of light. 110 years later the creature and mystery remain unsolved   (desmoinesregister.com) divider line 82
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2013-05-04 07:29:31 AM
It's probably pretty easily solvable, though.
 
2013-05-04 07:30:45 AM
Overzealous streetlight.
 
2013-05-04 07:32:04 AM
Pathetic shiatkickers make up stuff to get attention this is news?
 
2013-05-04 07:36:33 AM
It was probably a lost chupacabra pair. They sometimes find their way up to the Midwest as they follow the cattle drive northward. The light from the forehead stuff is obviously embellished, but there's no doubt that there were at least two chupacabras in the area, based on the eye-witness descriptions.
 
2013-05-04 07:39:40 AM
2000 years ago witnesses claimed to have seen a man walk on water and turn water into wine. Mystery still unsolved...

I know this stuff is made up, but just like with religion I want to believe so bad. Oh wells.
 
2013-05-04 07:41:48 AM
I believe that's a one eyed, one horned, flying purple people eater.

Or it is Scarybottles mother.
 
2013-05-04 07:42:34 AM
By Celestia!
 
2013-05-04 07:42:54 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: It was probably a lost chupacabra pair. They sometimes find their way up to the Midwest as they follow the cattle drive northward. The light from the forehead stuff is obviously embellished, but there's no doubt that there were at least two chupacabras in the area, based on the eye-witness descriptions.


I'm tired of all the chupacabra nuts out there. It was obviously a baby Loch Ness monster that was still in its infant, flying, beam-of-light-shooting stage.

Moran.
 
2013-05-04 07:43:28 AM
Well, at least the mystery of how Robert Feller was so damn good is now explained.

Now that we know that this creature has a 15-year egg fertilization cycle, maybe we can learn something about it.
 
2013-05-04 07:43:39 AM
yesteryearsnews.files.wordpress.com

                     Mystery Solved.
 
2013-05-04 07:45:16 AM
i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-05-04 07:46:19 AM
I am sure it was just a motor car. It was 1903 in Iowa. I'm sure not many farming folk had seen a motor car there at that time yet. The side lantern was the bright light. Either that, or a pair of chupacabra made their way up north.
 
2013-05-04 07:46:58 AM
cdn0.hark.com
 
2013-05-04 07:48:32 AM
I was expecting a thread full of ponies.  FARK, you slipping.
 
2013-05-04 07:52:37 AM
Corn is a helluva drug.
 
2013-05-04 07:55:08 AM
msnbcmedia.msn.com
 
2013-05-04 07:55:57 AM
I'm totally calling it as Songbird.
 
2013-05-04 07:56:25 AM

bighairyguy: Corn is a helluva drug.


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-05-04 07:57:09 AM
Did it look like this?

i989.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-04 07:57:27 AM
Sounds like an experimental aircraft...possibly a preliminary helicopter to me.

Mass hysteria did the rest.
 
2013-05-04 07:58:18 AM

Mister Peejay: I was expecting a thread full of ponies.  FARK, you slipping.


unleashthefanboy.s3.amazonaws.com
 
2013-05-04 07:59:05 AM

bighairyguy: Corn is a helluva drug.


'Corn' is slang for moonshine, so there we are again.
 
2013-05-04 08:03:07 AM
FTA: "several respected and prominent men of Van Meter"

As was the guy who produced the fake Loch Ness monster photo.
 
2013-05-04 08:05:03 AM
A fierce and powerful beast indeed!
images.wikia.com
 
2013-05-04 08:05:48 AM

baronbloodbath: A fierce and powerful beast indeed!
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Damn. That's sexy.
 
2013-05-04 08:06:21 AM

bighairyguy: FTA: "several respected and prominent men of Van Meter"

As was the guy who produced the fake Loch Ness monster photo.


"Respected" and "prominent" folks like to have a laugh at the expense of morons too.
 
2013-05-04 08:08:35 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: baronbloodbath: A fierce and powerful beast indeed!
[images.wikia.com image 850x595]

Damn. That's sexy.


I am sooo creeped out right now
 
2013-05-04 08:19:24 AM

MrBallou: AverageAmericanGuy: baronbloodbath: A fierce and powerful beast indeed!
[images.wikia.com image 850x595]

Damn. That's sexy.

I am sooo creeped out right now


Creepifying is okay, as long as you do it quiet-like.
 
2013-05-04 08:20:01 AM
Here's another idea: They had minining headlamps in 1903. This is a creature from a mine. So, a large bat somehow gets a discarded one stuck on it's head and then it's directonally confused.Flies out into the open. The shotguns? They missed it. 8 feet wingspan? Hysterical over exaggeration. Could have been some other kind of animal too, that didn't necessarily fly, but might have been running around so quickly in it's panic that some people thought it flew.A large wildcat, for example. Cats can move very quickly and can jump pretty far. Or a gazelle/dear etc.
 
2013-05-04 08:27:31 AM
It must have been the after-effects of drinking tainted homemade moonshine.  Someone was trying to make a herbal liquor when the brewer accidentally put in psychotropic plants like jimsonweed inside for the added punch, instead of the usual angelica and dandelion.
Add to it the whole, "it's dark and it was just an animal like a bat or a deer" and it all makes perfect sense.
 
2013-05-04 08:29:34 AM

Mister Peejay: I was expecting a thread full of ponies.  FARK, you slipping.


i135.photobucket.com
The only farking thing I wanna see fulla those......
 
2013-05-04 08:34:07 AM
www.candb.com
 
2013-05-04 08:38:26 AM

saint1975: [www.candb.com image 850x478]


Great now my mecha demon wants a cannon mounted aerial surfboard too....
 
2013-05-04 08:48:28 AM
Having lived in Iowa and Texas and also having spent much time in Nebraska, Colorado, New Mexico and SoCal, I've heard the stories about Loco Weed and its effects on livestock (remember the old Western movies when the cattle would stampede off a cliff after eating Loco Weed?)
Well, Loco Weed was the rancher's name for Cannabis and there are historical references to prairie fires sending clouds of smoke into towns followed by hallucinations and a sudden population spurt - nine months later.
So I'm going to suppose that the Lazer-Horn-Beast sighting followed a brush fire of some sort, that forgot to get mentioned in the local press because the L-H-B story was much more interesting.
Ummm, you gonna finish that hot dog?
 
2013-05-04 08:51:16 AM
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Just Kirk visiting his birth place. I mean, until the stupid reboot has him born in space.
 
2013-05-04 09:00:38 AM

saint1975: [www.candb.com image 850x478]


That is epic...its like a parrot mecha thing.
 
2013-05-04 09:02:13 AM
I can't hear Van Meter without thinking of this:

www.thefancarpet.com
 
2013-05-04 09:10:33 AM

Pribar: Mister Peejay: I was expecting a thread full of ponies.  FARK, you slipping.

[i135.photobucket.com image 500x400]
The only farking thing I wanna see fulla those......


Well, granted, but at some point you expect to see ponies in threads like you expect to see a rugbyjock Photoshop submission with a giant dong in it.  You don't necessarily WANT to see it, but you expect to see it, and you worry when it doesn't happen.
 
2013-05-04 09:12:55 AM

nocturnal001: 2000 years ago witnesses claimed to have seen a man walk on water and turn water into wine. Mystery still unsolved...

I know this stuff is made up, but just like with religion I want to believe so bad. Oh wells.


Turning water into wine is an ancient story and involves a marriage ceremony. Notice that the man is at a wedding.

It's the marriage of the sky and the Earth. The male sky inseminates the female Earth with

it's rain water which causes grapes to grow. The grapes are then harvested and turned into wine.
 
2013-05-04 09:14:45 AM
nerdapproved.com
 
2013-05-04 09:18:25 AM

Mister Peejay: Pribar: Mister Peejay: I was expecting a thread full of ponies.  FARK, you slipping.

[i135.photobucket.com image 500x400]
The only farking thing I wanna see fulla those......

Well, granted, but at some point you expect to see ponies in threads like you expect to see a rugbyjock Photoshop submission with a giant dong in it.  You don't necessarily WANT to see it, but you expect to see it, and you worry when it doesn't happen.


If it makes you feel better, when there were no comments, I searched for a picture of Princess Celestia with a glowing horn to post as the initial comment, but couldn't find one and said ":fark it. I'm not going to be the one who gets shiat for posting ponies first."
 
2013-05-04 09:22:29 AM
Does peyote grow that far north?
 
2013-05-04 09:24:53 AM

saint1975:


*shudder*

It's all real!
 
2013-05-04 09:25:18 AM
Hell, I live in Iowa and I had to look up where the hell Van Meter is.
 
2013-05-04 09:29:10 AM

Orgasmatron138: Hell, I live in Iowa and I had to look up where the hell Van Meter is.


media.npr.org

iowa has 99 counties. there are a lot of small towns in each...
 
2013-05-04 09:32:34 AM
Newspapers back then, especially small-town ones, often printed totally made-up weird stories as filler when real news was slow.
 
2013-05-04 09:32:37 AM
It was a Ropen.
 
2013-05-04 09:38:48 AM
 
2013-05-04 09:41:33 AM
Bob Feller's home town.
 
2013-05-04 10:12:25 AM
So, a fully mature Hodag, then? I didn't know they're range was so far south.
 
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