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(NJ.com)   Get. Your. Filthy. Hands. Off. My. WASHING. MACHINE   (nj.com) divider line 22
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2013-05-04 07:08:59 AM
Terroristic, really? Is no one just crazy anymore?
 
2013-05-04 07:14:02 AM
Damn a .357 magnum. The most powerful handgun in the world. Blow your head right off.
 
2013-05-04 07:15:25 AM

QuesoDelicioso: Terroristic, really? Is no one just crazy anymore?


Came to say exactly this.
 
2013-05-04 07:16:14 AM
Off to Gitmo with you, you terrorist.
 
2013-05-04 07:17:11 AM

spentshells: QuesoDelicioso: Terroristic, really? Is no one just crazy anymore?

Came to say exactly this.


Ditto. WTF is the difference between regular threats and terroristic threats?
 
2013-05-04 07:25:44 AM
www.actionfilme.ch
 
2013-05-04 07:50:15 AM
he said he was gonna kill them then everyone in the street in the name of allah. Duhh
 
2013-05-04 07:56:54 AM
Damn dirty apes!
 
2013-05-04 08:04:25 AM
NJS 2C:12-3. Terroristic threats.

b.     A person is guilty of a crime of the third degree if he threatens to kill another with the purpose to put him in imminent fear of death under circumstances reasonably causing the victim to believe the immediacy of the threat and the likelihood that it will be carried out.
 
2013-05-04 08:04:54 AM
Hiding something in the machine?
 
2013-05-04 08:44:43 AM
If only washing machines were armed.
 
2013-05-04 08:48:42 AM
A sometimes feel the same frustration when dealing with LAZY, GOODFORNOTHING coders who refuse to fix their software, simply because "they are finished with that project".

Jerks.
 
2013-05-04 08:55:26 AM
A Google search for "new jersey terroristic threats" reveals that there is a lot of money to be made in defending clients against this bullshiat law. Most of the search results are from attorneys and are of the, "have you been charged with making a terroristic threat? / we can help" variety.
 
2013-05-04 09:18:43 AM

"Cops: Man pulls 2 guns, makes terroristic threats toward workers fixing his washing machine"


So I guess nowadays that anytime you break the law you are automatically labelled an Enemy of the State. This country is changing for the worse. Reminds me I really feel bad for that 16 year old girl in Florida who did an experiment with chemicals that exploded on school grounds, and authorities have thrown the book at her by expelling her and charging her with two felonies. Do these people have any common sense anymore?

 
2013-05-04 09:26:19 AM
If the maintenance men had been allowed to carry a concealed weapon this never would have happened.
 
2013-05-04 09:47:51 AM
 
2013-05-04 10:12:49 AM

QuesoDelicioso: Terroristic, really? Is no one just crazy anymore?


god forbid the wording of an old law against threats of violence coincide with the current media frenzy
 
2013-05-04 12:00:11 PM
I read that as Mr Washing Machine and giggled like a Hooters girl at a charity golf tournament.
 
2013-05-04 12:04:34 PM

QuesoDelicioso: Terroristic, really? Is no one just crazy anymore?


You get away with hitting a terrorist.  You cannot do the same with a crazy person.
 
2013-05-04 12:40:03 PM

Mock26: QuesoDelicioso: Terroristic, really? Is no one just crazy anymore?

You get away with hitting a terrorist.  You cannot do the same with a crazy person.


You can if you're Batman.
 
2013-05-04 02:59:37 PM
Hey, Subs. Was this a reference to "Get your filthy hands off my desert!" If so, well played. If not nice accident.
 
2013-05-04 05:01:46 PM
My washing machine story...

After I moved out of home my Dad decided to buy a new washing machine. So he decided to give me our family's old one. He came over to install it, and brought our little yappy dog with him. The dog turned out to be an annoyance, wanting attention while we were installing it in my laundry. I had to think of a way to distract the dog, so I gave it some dry pet food.

Unfortunately, all we had was fish flavoured dry pet food (having a cat at the new place that was not surprising). SO we laughed when with a doggy look of puzzlement the dog sniffed it, moved forward, and PEED on it! I don't think waiters at a restaurant would like any of us to have that reaction when served food we didn't like, but the dog clearly let us know what he felt about the food that day!
 
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