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(NBC News) NewsFlash US officials report Israeli airstrike hits targets in Syria   (worldnews.nbcnews.com) divider line 58
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2013-05-03 11:45:05 PM  
7 votes:
I call the next headline: Carnage Assad-a
2013-05-04 12:29:10 AM  
6 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-05-03 11:55:50 PM  
6 votes:

Cytokine Storm: What does CNN have to say?


Israeli missiles struck a Target in Secaucus.
2013-05-04 12:02:31 AM  
5 votes:
Anyone have a scanner link?
2013-05-04 01:02:24 AM  
4 votes:

Your Average Witty Fark User: They can just keep going until Syria no longer exists for all I care.



Or until Israel becomes Wasrael.
2013-05-03 11:46:36 PM  
4 votes:
So, Jesus is coming back?
2013-05-04 12:32:44 AM  
3 votes:
Is this part of Israel's plan to start building Walmarts in Syria? Blow up all the Targets first?
2013-05-04 12:18:04 AM  
3 votes:

the_rhino: So it begins, the great shiatstorm of our time.


4.bp.blogspot.com

I read that in Kosh's voice.
2013-05-04 12:05:02 AM  
3 votes:
So when will Israel order US troops into Syria?
2013-05-03 11:52:47 PM  
3 votes:
My knowledge of geopolitics is limited, but I do enjoy a good turkey wrap on Syrian bread.
I hope this doesn't affect their availability.
2013-05-03 11:52:18 PM  
3 votes:
So...it has come to this.
2013-05-03 11:48:48 PM  
3 votes:
www.charlock.org
2013-05-04 01:13:03 PM  
2 votes:
The avalance has begun
i.ytimg.com
It is too late for the pebbles to vote

2013-05-04 01:27:06 AM  
2 votes:

BafflerMeal: GEHENNA: MORE THAN A PLACE, A WAY OF LIFE



Are you selling time shares?
2013-05-04 12:49:15 AM  
2 votes:
CNN reporting there is a dark-skinned male suspect in custody!

i28.photobucket.com
2013-05-04 12:22:54 AM  
2 votes:
theuglytruth.files.wordpress.com

Israel has the right to offend itself!
2013-05-04 12:06:19 AM  
2 votes:
This isn't a big deal.  shiat didn't just get real; shiat is still pre-real.  Calm down.
2013-05-04 12:05:22 AM  
2 votes:
Fark is gonna be awesome once all the kids get drafted.
2013-05-03 11:57:29 PM  
2 votes:
Alls I know is if we don't do what Israel wants it means our administration is anti-semitic.
2013-05-03 11:56:58 PM  
2 votes:
It's getting Syrious.
2013-05-03 11:52:57 PM  
2 votes:
FALSE FLAG!!!!11!
2013-05-03 11:51:39 PM  
2 votes:

Amos Quito: Just remember, folks: When were balls deep and billions in debt in Syria, the Israelis had NOTHING to do with it.


/Just
//Remember
///Folks


Iran, anyone?


Yeah... there's some serious Irany there
2013-05-03 11:50:14 PM  
2 votes:
i294.photobucket.com
2013-05-03 11:49:46 PM  
2 votes:
I'm shocked - SHOCKED - that Israel would attack one of its neighbors!

What is this world coming to?
2013-05-03 11:48:36 PM  
2 votes:

Wittenberg Dropout: I call the next headline: Carnage Assad-a


Nice.
2013-05-03 11:46:10 PM  
2 votes:

Lsherm: So no airspace violation, which I assume means missiles of some sort.

I find it hilarious this wasn't considered serious when CNN broke it, but now that MSNBC is reporting it, it seems legit.


Unless it's a celebrity couple breaking up CNN isn't a source I would use.
2013-05-03 11:43:12 PM  
2 votes:
jaypgreene.files.wordpress.com

Just getting this one out of the way.


NostroZ: sounds like the Israeli'shiat a transfer of weapons


Heh, filterpwned.
2013-05-03 11:43:09 PM  
2 votes:
www.charlock.org
2013-05-04 12:11:24 PM  
1 votes:
Israel must not be Orthodox because they allowed their military to work on the sabbath.
2013-05-04 02:32:28 AM  
1 votes:

Smeggy Smurf: nmemkha: sheep snorter: Religious wars are fun. More souls for the stew.

[i.imgur.com image 640x444]

How ignorant do you have to be to condemn Christianity in a thread about the actions of Israel?  Pretty damn ignorant.

What do you expect from a left wing farktard?



Well, you can't blame the Israeli soldiers for their own actions. They were just following orders.
2013-05-04 01:38:04 AM  
1 votes:

borg: Lsherm: So no airspace violation, which I assume means missiles of some sort.

I find it hilarious this wasn't considered serious when CNN broke it, but now that MSNBC is reporting it, it seems legit.

The CNN story was green for 20 minutes and had three comments before being pulled.


Even funnier is that an Israeli news outlet is using CNN and a tweet by Lindsey Graham as their sources for this story:

http://www.timesofisrael.com/us-reportedly-suspects-israeli-planes-s tr uck-syria/
2013-05-04 01:36:36 AM  
1 votes:

Revek: Its to bad the Jews and  the muslims over there don't love their children.


Pedo.
2013-05-04 01:09:44 AM  
1 votes:
Israel is just pissed off at Google and needed to punch someone.
2013-05-04 01:06:48 AM  
1 votes:

Amish Tech Support: BafflerMeal: [www.steveandmarta.com image 250x193]

Wow you made me feel old.

/You know played Shepherd from Firefly right?
/"Get lost."



GEHENNA: MORE THAN A PLACE, A WAY OF LIFE
2013-05-04 12:53:43 AM  
1 votes:

findthefish: So...it has come to this.


imgs.xkcd.com
2013-05-04 12:50:20 AM  
1 votes:

JakeStone: Keizer_Ghidorah:

BOOM Skakalakaaaaaaaaaaa!

[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 720x390]

[i201.photobucket.com image 190x198]
When the walls fell.


I will hear no talk of Miss Piggy's walls falling.
2013-05-04 12:48:25 AM  
1 votes:
www.steveandmarta.com
2013-05-04 12:45:15 AM  
1 votes:
Religious wars are fun. More souls for the stew.

i.imgur.com
2013-05-04 12:44:11 AM  
1 votes:

Number1Fan: Is this part of Israel's plan to start building Walmarts in Syria? Blow up all the Targets first?


Okay. You slipped that one in under the radar and made me laugh whilst maintaining a sarcastic smirk on my face.

For that, you get Total Fark'ed for a month.

Use this power wisely.
2013-05-04 12:42:46 AM  
1 votes:

EnderX: Thank goodness we have a community organizer as our President! I'm sure he'll wait the appropriate amount of time, so others can take the flack and then make a uninspiring speech to show his lack of leadership.


If only we still had an actor for president, some stage-managed theatrics would surely save the day!
2013-05-04 12:42:39 AM  
1 votes:

EnderX: Thank goodness we have a community organizer as our President! I'm sure he'll wait the appropriate amount of time, so others can take the flack and then make a uninspiring speech to show his lack of leadership.


Bin Laden looks up from Hell and wonders what drugs you're on.
2013-05-04 12:39:15 AM  
1 votes:

DarKrow: As if anyone's on Syria's side at this point.


if no one is on his side
he must be a genius and /or godzilla
2013-05-04 12:34:03 AM  
1 votes:
So I assume that this is just mid-level officers selling tech to Hezbollah under the table? At worst it's Israel bombing trucks carrying Coke in order to provoke a larger international action?

Because if Assad were truly using chemical weapons and selling them outright to terrorist states, the attacks wouldn't be so gentle.
2013-05-04 12:19:45 AM  
1 votes:
NostroZ

So... sounds like the Israeli'shiat a transfer of weapons to terrorists in a volatile region, their backyard (possibly even in their own airspace).

1.bp.blogspot.com

That filter has been broken for at least a decade.
2013-05-04 12:07:29 AM  
1 votes:

Deathfrogg: LawrencePerson: But how do we know Israel hit the bad guys, and not the other bad guys?


Because the bad guys are Sunni, whereas the other bad guys are shiate.

Don't cast aspersions unless you know your meme.


lol @ the filters....
2013-05-04 12:06:25 AM  
1 votes:
Briefly: It is against fark posting rules to call out fark members not in the thread.
2013-05-04 12:04:36 AM  
1 votes:
But how do we know Israel hit the bad guys, and not the other bad guys?
2013-05-04 12:02:33 AM  
1 votes:

bugmn99: Cytokine Storm: What does CNN have to say?

Israeli missiles struck a Target in Secaucus.


I know everybody hates new jersey, but is that really necessary?
2013-05-03 11:59:27 PM  
1 votes:

Smackledorfer: Alls I know is if we don't do what Israel wants it means our administration is anti-semitic.


As are you for bringing it up.

And me, for acknowledging it.

D'oh!
2013-05-03 11:56:48 PM  
1 votes:

DarKrow: As if anyone's on Syria's side at this point.


Well... it might elicit a stern scowl from ol' Pooty-poot
2013-05-03 11:56:38 PM  
1 votes:
This is what happens when Jeff Hanneman dies - the Metalocalypse has began.
2013-05-03 11:50:47 PM  
1 votes:
So it's the weekend in the middle east.
2013-05-03 11:50:10 PM  
1 votes:
assets.sbnation.com
2013-05-03 11:49:41 PM  
1 votes:
Let me drag these old vintages out of the cellar:

i140.photobucket.com

i140.photobucket.com
2013-05-03 11:45:48 PM  
1 votes:
www.supplementinnercircle.com
2013-05-03 11:45:06 PM  
1 votes:
api.ning.com
2013-05-03 11:44:50 PM  
1 votes:
So no airspace violation, which I assume means missiles of some sort.

I find it hilarious this wasn't considered serious when CNN broke it, but now that MSNBC is reporting it, it seems legit.
2013-05-03 11:42:40 PM  
1 votes:
Sounds like the fit is hitting the shan.
 
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