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2013-05-03 11:56:48 PM  

DarKrow: As if anyone's on Syria's side at this point.


Well... it might elicit a stern scowl from ol' Pooty-poot
 
2013-05-03 11:56:54 PM  
Well, great. At least we can all be happy neighbors for a few weeks while energy prices skyrocket and retirement funds evaporate. Yay.
 
2013-05-03 11:56:58 PM  
It's getting Syrious.
 
2013-05-03 11:57:03 PM  

DarKrow: As if anyone's on Syria's side at this point.


Meh, its complicated - the gov't are repressive assholes, but they're protective of minorities who might well be 'cleansed' should the rebels win.

There's probably no good outcome here.
 
2013-05-03 11:57:29 PM  
Alls I know is if we don't do what Israel wants it means our administration is anti-semitic.
 
2013-05-03 11:59:00 PM  
I am hoping nothing will come of this.
 
2013-05-03 11:59:03 PM  
We'll meet again, don't know how, don't know when!
 
2013-05-03 11:59:04 PM  

shower_in_my_socks: FALSE FLAG!!!!11!


[beats y'all like a red-headed stepchild with the Mighty Paw of Bastet]

How sick I am of that stupid stupid phrase.
 
2013-05-03 11:59:27 PM  

Smackledorfer: Alls I know is if we don't do what Israel wants it means our administration is anti-semitic.


As are you for bringing it up.

And me, for acknowledging it.

D'oh!
 
2013-05-03 11:59:33 PM  

RealAmericanHero: SubBass49: Farking Israel...

Yes, everything is Israel's fault. Whatever help's you sleep at night, pal.


Well I certainly wouldn't be sleeping well if I lived in Syria, that's for sure...
 
2013-05-04 12:00:45 AM  

MonkBard Nil: This is what happens when Jeff Hanneman dies - the Metalocalypse has began.


Nah, it's because it's Metallica Day for the Giants - Dodgers game, with Metallica performing the anthem. (The UNITED STATES NATION ANTHEM, ya big dummy.)
 
2013-05-04 12:01:22 AM  
shiat just got real.
 
2013-05-04 12:01:23 AM  

Fuggin Bizzy: Hezbollah's aligned themselves with Assad's regime? That's gonna put Israel (and the U.S.) on the side of the rebels. But the whole region hates Israel, so...


Hezbollah has always been a puppet supported by Hezbollah. The US and Israel have been mostly learning to the rebels the whole time. I wouldn't worry about it too much.
 
2013-05-04 12:01:26 AM  
Seems like my initial thought of "Oh, no... it has begun." is echoed throughout the thread.
 
2013-05-04 12:01:40 AM  

SubBass49: RealAmericanHero: SubBass49: Farking Israel...

Yes, everything is Israel's fault. Whatever help's you sleep at night, pal.

Well I certainly wouldn't be sleeping well if I lived in Syria, that's for sure...


As if you were the last 2 years while your President was killing your people with impunity.
 
2013-05-04 12:01:47 AM  
omgomgmogmg have we lost our shiat yet?
 
2013-05-04 12:01:56 AM  

Zeppelininthesky: I am hoping nothing will come of this.


It won't. Syria is a pariah state and anybody can do anything to them and nobody will blink. Even Russia's given up on them.
 
2013-05-04 12:01:59 AM  

jshine: DarKrow: As if anyone's on Syria's side at this point.

Meh, its complicated - the gov't are repressive assholes, but they're protective of minorities who might well be 'cleansed' should the rebels win.

There's probably no good outcome here.


And the rebels are hardly a single faction, so quite possibly more war to come even if they win. Plus the U.S. sucks balls at picking replacement leaders.

Ugh.
 
2013-05-04 12:02:31 AM  
Anyone have a scanner link?
 
2013-05-04 12:02:33 AM  

bugmn99: Cytokine Storm: What does CNN have to say?

Israeli missiles struck a Target in Secaucus.


I know everybody hates new jersey, but is that really necessary?
 
2013-05-04 12:02:34 AM  
This is all part of the "gentrification" of the Middle East and North Africa.

Shouldn't you be watching something on TV?
 
2013-05-04 12:02:35 AM  
Killing people with bullets = ok
Killing people with chemical weapons = not ok

Got it.
 
2013-05-04 12:02:40 AM  
Well shiat.... I guess it's time to pull out the tinfoil hat and the bomb boots.
 
2013-05-04 12:03:11 AM  

Kittypie070: shower_in_my_socks: FALSE FLAG!!!!11!

[beats y'all like a red-headed stepchild with the Mighty Paw of Bastet]

How sick I am of that stupid stupid phrase.


What we need are a good few whiffle bat smacks for everyone who says it, serious or not
 
2013-05-04 12:03:13 AM  
Did John King report it?  Because that asshole will say anything.
 
2013-05-04 12:03:18 AM  
Israeli Launch Airstrikes into Syria

Newsbros, do you even noun?

Also, I'm sure this is a great move.  The one thing that the Syrian rebels wanted was to be the pro-Israeli wing of Syrian politics.
 
2013-05-04 12:04:08 AM  

kgloverfl: Killing people with bullets = ok
Killing people with chemical weapons = not ok

Got it.


Bullets are legal to sell.
 
2013-05-04 12:04:08 AM  

spiderpaz: SubBass49: RealAmericanHero: SubBass49: Farking Israel...

Yes, everything is Israel's fault. Whatever help's you sleep at night, pal.

Well I certainly wouldn't be sleeping well if I lived in Syria, that's for sure...

As if you were the last 2 years while your President was killing your people with impunity.


Bombing...because when it's coming from TWO sources, suddenly it's not scary any more...
 
2013-05-04 12:04:14 AM  

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2013-05-04 12:04:18 AM  

Smackledorfer: Alls I know is if we don't do what Israel wants it means our administration is anti-semitic.


This just in -- there's a greater range of opinion WITHIN THE GOVERNMENT OF ISRAEL on what "Israel wants", than the range of opinion in the United States on what "Israel wants".

No, scratch that, it's only news to some people.
 
2013-05-04 12:04:22 AM  
Thank God Israel is doing these attacks, I'd hate for us to be responsible for the cost of another war.
 
2013-05-04 12:04:36 AM  
But how do we know Israel hit the bad guys, and not the other bad guys?
 
2013-05-04 12:05:02 AM  
So when will Israel order US troops into Syria?
 
2013-05-04 12:05:22 AM  
Fark is gonna be awesome once all the kids get drafted.
 
2013-05-04 12:06:19 AM  
This isn't a big deal.  shiat didn't just get real; shiat is still pre-real.  Calm down.
 
2013-05-04 12:06:25 AM  
Briefly: It is against fark posting rules to call out fark members not in the thread.
 
2013-05-04 12:06:41 AM  

globalwarmingpraiser: Gdalescrboz: Syria wont do shiat, nothing more will come of this. They aren't going to go to war with Israel while in the middle of a civil war, that would only ensure Assad's defeat.

The Arab League might have given the IDF approval to do this as it helps the rebels, or the rebels might come back in line because teh jooz.


Or perhaps everybody knows why the Israelis did what they did and would also just assume Hezbollah not get those weapons.  And Assad can't depend on anyone's help-not even Iran.  Sure, they talk a good game, but are they really going to risk nukes for him?  I wouldn't count on it...

Nah...this is not WWIII
 
2013-05-04 12:06:43 AM  

LawrencePerson: But how do we know Israel hit the bad guys, and not the other bad guys?



Because the bad guys are Sunni, whereas the other bad guys are shiate.

Don't cast aspersions unless you know your meme.
 
2013-05-04 12:07:29 AM  

Deathfrogg: LawrencePerson: But how do we know Israel hit the bad guys, and not the other bad guys?


Because the bad guys are Sunni, whereas the other bad guys are shiate.

Don't cast aspersions unless you know your meme.


lol @ the filters....
 
2013-05-04 12:07:57 AM  

RealAmericanHero: Hezbollah has always been a puppet supported by Hezbollah.


quizzical_dog.jpg

Assad has always been a puppet supported by Hezbollah?
 
2013-05-04 12:08:01 AM  

RealAmericanHero: Hezbollah has always been a puppet supported by Hezbollah. The US and Israel have been mostly learning to the rebels the whole time. I wouldn't worry about it too much.


Yeah, I'm drunk. I mean Hezbollah has always been supported by Syria.
 
2013-05-04 12:08:14 AM  

God-is-a-Taco: Seems underwhelming to me.
I mean, yeah it's more newsworthy than "mugshots of hot chicks", but I don't think it's a major escalation or anything.


I'm with you but still say Deb' Lafave is better to look at.  Just sayin'.
 
2013-05-04 12:08:25 AM  

Deathfrogg: kgloverfl: Killing people with bullets = ok
Killing people with chemical weapons = not ok

Got it.

Bullets are legal to sell.


So is ammonia and bleach...
 
2013-05-04 12:08:33 AM  

SubBass49: Bombing...because when it's coming from TWO sources, suddenly it's not scary any more...


You see ... it's like the peaks and valleys of waves.  In the right frequencies, the explosions will cancel eachother.  This is what the US refers to as a "balanced approach" to diplomacy.  What did you think it meant?
 
2013-05-04 12:08:36 AM  

Fuggin Bizzy: quizzical_dog.jpg

Assad has always been a puppet supported by Hezbollah?


See above comment.
 
2013-05-04 12:09:19 AM  
Well at least this thread happened on Friday night.  So there's that.
 
2013-05-04 12:09:54 AM  

at80eighty: omgomgmogmg have we lost our shiat yet?


This is clearly the end of the world.
 
2013-05-04 12:10:03 AM  

kgloverfl: Killing people with bullets = ok
Killing people with chemical weapons = not ok

Got it.


There are protocols to these things, you know

/we have to carefully rationalize murder into acceptable and unacceptable methods
//otherwise we'd just be murderous animals
 
2013-05-04 12:10:49 AM  

kgloverfl: Deathfrogg: kgloverfl: Killing people with bullets = ok
Killing people with chemical weapons = not ok

Got it.

Bullets are legal to sell.

So is ammonia and bleach...


Not when mixed together.
 
2013-05-04 12:11:08 AM  

Popcorn Johnny: Fark is gonna be awesome once all the poor kids get drafted.


ftfy

The rich and amoral have always found ways to exempt themselves from civic duty requirements.  The middle class can take advantage, too.  They just have to mortgage their dreams to save their children's lives.  Of course, if you weren't born into any amount of money, you're pretty much f*cked.  AMERICA F*CK YEAH
 
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