Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(IndyStar)   It's got to be a little unnerving finding a drunk man late at night with his underwear down around his ankles and he's looking straight through you   ( divider line
    More: Weird, Officer Kevin Larussa, Indianapolis Metropolitan Police Department, ankles  
•       •       •

2923 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 May 2013 at 2:51 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

19 Comments     (+0 »)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest
2013-05-03 10:09:54 PM  
I think it would be more unnerving if he was looking right at you with a certain gleam in his eye.
2013-05-04 01:39:51 AM  
I think that would unnerving any time, subby. Not just late at night.
2013-05-04 02:54:51 AM  
I've got mirrors, subby. You get used to it after a while.
2013-05-04 02:56:30 AM  
Imagine how un nerved he would be when I drop my pants and tell him come get it
2013-05-04 03:04:54 AM  
I'm looking through you, where did you go?
2013-05-04 03:06:08 AM  
Is this the sequel to 6th sense we're talking about?
2013-05-04 03:07:53 AM  
It's not gonna suck itself.
2013-05-04 03:09:48 AM  
My wife doesn't find it unnerving. She just says, "Honey, come back to bed."
2013-05-04 03:34:10 AM  
I thought I knew you, what did I know?
2013-05-04 03:52:49 AM  
Through me in the metaphorical sense, or literally, looking through me?

One way would be much more unnerving, you know?
2013-05-04 04:09:57 AM  
Through is fine. He's so crosseyed and blurry he might as well have bee eyes. He'd have to close one, turn his head and go full pirate on me to know he could even focus. Then I'll just jump two feet to the left or right just to fark with him.Otherwise he's just another dog barking in the night.

/yeah I'm like that.
2013-05-04 04:31:18 AM  
About 14 years ago, I would have called this 'friday night' - I lived in a flop house with a serious drunk that used to get blasted at every opportunity.  When he was sober, he would give me shiat for things he felt I was doing wrong with my life.

I fondly remember the friday night he was drunk, coming downstairs to the bathroom, passed out on the stairs, fell down the stairs, ambulance was called - the entire time, he had his pants around his ankles.

He's dead now - the alcoholism did him in. (the fall was not the cause... he died a few years later).
2013-05-04 04:37:13 AM  
Now, a drunk woman, mind you.....
2013-05-04 05:19:16 AM  
I'm looking through you, where did you go?
I thought I knew you, what did I know.
You don't look different, but you have changed.
I'm looking through you, you're not the same.
2013-05-04 05:25:37 AM  
Was he saying, "Oh Long Johnson"?
2013-05-04 08:27:02 AM  

kid_icarus: Was he saying, "Oh Long Johnson"?

ooooh don piaano
2013-05-04 08:47:56 AM  
Or in Florida, any day of the week with a "Y" in it.
2013-05-04 10:37:51 AM  
Lotta naked people in the news lately. Is this becoming some kind of "thing"?

According to an Indianapolis Metropolitan Police Department report, Hughes, whose underwear was down to his ankle, refused to put his clothes back on...

Which ankle and why not both?
2013-05-04 11:15:46 AM  
And then he asks if you're a wizard...
Displayed 19 of 19 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
On Twitter

Top Commented
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.

In Other Media
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.