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2013-05-03 08:39:28 PM
img834.imageshack.us

How YOU doing? And when do you make bail?
 
2013-05-03 08:40:49 PM
I have a lot of money. I am generous. I will bail you out of jail and help you support the man that beats you when you step out of line!

/call me?
 
2013-05-03 08:41:11 PM
Hey, I just met you, Andthis is crazy, But here's my number, So call me, maybe?

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-05-03 08:42:11 PM
Say what you want about Lindsay Lohan ...

... seriously, go ahead, Say what you want.
 
2013-05-03 08:42:17 PM
There is a lot of batshiat crazy looks in those mugshots.  False name, hotel, phony phone number... etc..
 
2013-05-03 08:42:48 PM
Started strong but ended weakly. Like me.
 
2013-05-03 08:46:01 PM
"... and adult film star Tori Black (right) aka Michelle Chapman was arrested for domestic battery after punching her fiancee in the head"

Man, I would let Tori Black punch me in the bigger head once after the little head had its fun first.

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-05-03 08:46:30 PM
Daily Fail + "hotties" in the headline = AW HELL NAW
 
2013-05-03 08:50:15 PM
I'd give them all a cavity search.
 
2013-05-03 08:50:19 PM
Do not stick penis in crazies ...
 
2013-05-03 08:57:03 PM

Clemkadidlefark: Say what you want about Lindsay Lohan ...

... seriously, go ahead, Say what you want.


I want the "Mean Girls" era Lohan back.
 
2013-05-03 08:58:27 PM
Tori Black is on there, but isn't this girl a porn actress as well?
i.dailymail.co.uk
She looks familiar.
 
2013-05-03 09:00:46 PM

kayanlau: Do not stick penis in crazies ...


What if one's type is exclusively limited to the crazies? Counseling? Erectile Dysfunction? Abstinence? Signing up for a Fark account?
 
2013-05-03 09:01:53 PM
It's always DUI, drugs, petty theft, blah blah. Just once I'd like to see a caption like, "charged with reckless driving, indecent exposure, unauthorized access to a computer network, and art theft."
 
2013-05-03 09:02:00 PM

kayanlau: Do not stick penis in crazies ...


No, it's OK. Just tell them that you're name is Jack Tripper.
 
2013-05-03 09:03:22 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

i.dailymail.co.uk

And I'm suddenly in the mood for a salt and pepper sandwich, thanks girls.
 
2013-05-03 09:04:43 PM

Atomic Spunk: Tori Black is on there, but isn't this girl a porn actress as well?
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x481]
She looks familiar.


www.skyhdwallpapers.com
Bree Olson?
 
2013-05-03 09:06:36 PM
I would bail them out so hard.
 
2013-05-03 09:08:15 PM

Walter Paisley: kayanlau: Do not stick penis in crazies ...

What if one's type is exclusively limited to the crazies? Counseling? Erectile Dysfunction? Abstinence? Signing up for a Fark account?


I'm a crazy magnet.  My sister said I could walk into a party filled win sane women and the one crazy woman there would seek me out.  I've learned to accept the crazy.  Despite what everyone says about sticking your dick in crazy, the crazy women are the best in bed.  It's the difference between a ferris wheel and a tilt-a-whirl.

/but give her a fake name
 
2013-05-03 09:08:48 PM

Trocadero: Atomic Spunk: Tori Black is on there, but isn't this girl a porn actress as well?
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x481]
She looks familiar.

[www.skyhdwallpapers.com image 480x640]
Bree Olson?


Yes, that's her! Thanks for finding that.
 
2013-05-03 09:09:03 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

How much is bail?
 
2013-05-03 09:10:38 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

img002.lazygirls.info

Ava Devine?
 
2013-05-03 09:14:23 PM

Atomic Spunk: Trocadero: Atomic Spunk: Tori Black is on there, but isn't this girl a porn actress as well?
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x481]
She looks familiar.

[www.skyhdwallpapers.com image 480x640]
Bree Olson?

Yes, that's her! Thanks for finding that.


No it's not. You could have just googled 'Lindsey Evans' to see that it's a different person.
 
2013-05-03 09:14:43 PM

Atomic Spunk: Tori Black is on there, but isn't this girl a porn actress as well?
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x481]
She looks familiar.


That's Lindsey Evans, she's a Playmate so it depends on whether you consider Playboy porn or not.
 
2013-05-03 09:18:02 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com

how come ain't no one made a decent women in prison movie lately?
 
2013-05-03 09:18:58 PM

learn2fly: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x477]

[img002.lazygirls.info image 480x640]

Ava Devine?


Holy crap, I was coming in here to say that, but with less pics.

/daughter maybe? Wait a min,...
//i'll be in my bunk
 
2013-05-03 09:20:12 PM

OgreMagi: Walter Paisley: kayanlau: Do not stick penis in crazies ...

What if one's type is exclusively limited to the crazies? Counseling? Erectile Dysfunction? Abstinence? Signing up for a Fark account?

I'm a crazy magnet.  My sister said I could walk into a party filled win sane women and the one crazy woman there would seek me out.  I've learned to accept the crazy.  Despite what everyone says about sticking your dick in crazy, the crazy women are the best in bed.  It's the difference between a ferris wheel and a tilt-a-whirl.

/but give her a fake name


Yes, crazy is better in bed. No, it is not worth it having her in your life.The problem with giving a fake name is that most men avoid the crazy, leaving them penis deprived. If you're willing to put it in, they'll find out your name. . .
 
2013-05-03 09:22:26 PM

kayanlau: Do not stick penis in crazies ...


No, you can. Just not in your hometown and never give them your real name or number. Always use a "burner" phone with crazies.
 
2013-05-03 09:23:27 PM

xanadian: Daily Fail + "hotties" in the headline = AW HELL NAW


This one is surprisingly safe.
 
2013-05-03 09:23:27 PM

Atomic Spunk: Tori Black is on there, but isn't this girl a porn actress as well?
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x481]
She looks familiar.


It's the fake tits.
 
2013-05-03 09:23:37 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

Lip piercings? She's got Cece bangs.
 
2013-05-03 09:24:24 PM

Atomic Spunk: Trocadero: Atomic Spunk: Tori Black is on there, but isn't this girl a porn actress as well?
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x481]
She looks familiar.

[www.skyhdwallpapers.com image 480x640]
Bree Olson?

Yes, that's her! Thanks for finding that.


Fail, they don't even look the same.
 
2013-05-03 09:28:59 PM
Fellow farkers, be aware that if you hit it, she's going to stab you with a fork, give you a blow job, then shave off all of her hair. Not necessarily in that order.
 
2013-05-03 09:29:06 PM

Atomic Spunk: Trocadero: Atomic Spunk: Tori Black is on there, but isn't this girl a porn actress as well?
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x481]
She looks familiar.

[www.skyhdwallpapers.com image 480x640]
Bree Olson?

Yes, that's her! Thanks for finding that.


Wasn't she one of Charlie Sheen's girls for a while?
 
2013-05-03 09:31:03 PM

Flint Ironstag: [img834.imageshack.us image 480x600]

How YOU doing? And when do you make bail?


    Points for taking the time to place the hair over her shoulder for the mugshot..
 
2013-05-03 09:32:21 PM

Ronin_S: Fellow farkers, be aware that if you hit it, she's going to stab you with a fork, give you a blow job, then shave off all of her hair. Not necessarily in that order.


Better that than a fat chick.
 
2013-05-03 09:32:56 PM

Begoggle: Atomic Spunk: Trocadero: Atomic Spunk: Tori Black is on there, but isn't this girl a porn actress as well?
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x481]
She looks familiar.

[www.skyhdwallpapers.com image 480x640]
Bree Olson?

Yes, that's her! Thanks for finding that.

Fail, they don't even look the same.


encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH WHILE MEN ARE FAPPING!!!!
 
2013-05-03 09:39:28 PM
You Love, You Lose: Jailbreak edition

/shiat, wrong site
 
2013-05-03 09:51:19 PM

ProfessorOhki: It's always DUI, drugs, petty theft, blah blah. Just once I'd like to see a caption like, "charged with reckless driving, indecent exposure, unauthorized access to a computer network, and art theft."


The right combinations of charges could make great material for some date a prisoner website. A woman charged with both possession of drugs and art theft just might be my soul mate.
 
2013-05-03 10:01:32 PM

xanadian: Daily Fail + "hotties" in the headline = AW HELL NAW


I expected to see a few baseball glove faces, but this time the headline was surprisingly accurate.
 
2013-05-03 10:03:12 PM

Walter Paisley: ProfessorOhki: It's always DUI, drugs, petty theft, blah blah. Just once I'd like to see a caption like, "charged with reckless driving, indecent exposure, unauthorized access to a computer network, and art theft."

The right combinations of charges could make great material for some date a prisoner website. A woman charged with both possession of drugs and art theft just might be my soul mate.


You just made me gush with child support payment vouchers.  My Friday is made.
 
2013-05-03 10:04:51 PM
A DUI is bad, but it hardly makes one a hardened criminal. It just means they make poor choices.

That can work for me.
 
2013-05-03 10:06:05 PM
Nope.  That gal from the Tampa (?) area still wins. Damn, forgot her name so can't google her easily (yeah, I'm lazy at the moment). Was married at the time of her under-tryst. Had previously posed for ads on Harley's, etc.

/help a brutha out?
 
2013-05-03 10:08:49 PM

Omahawg: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 270x400]

how come ain't no one made a decent women in prison movie lately?


I found a pretty decent Japanese one that can be watched online. I don't know the year off hand (link is on my home computer).
 
2013-05-03 10:11:18 PM

MelGoesOnTour: Nope.  That gal from the Tampa (?) area still wins. Damn, forgot her name so can't google her easily (yeah, I'm lazy at the moment). Was married at the time of her under-tryst. Had previously posed for ads on Harley's, etc.

/help a brutha out?


Debra Lafave?
 
2013-05-03 10:21:20 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

If her bail is $46 I'm in.

/in more ways than one
 
2013-05-03 10:23:23 PM
No need to bathe, just bring any of them anytime to my room...

/please?
 
2013-05-03 10:24:18 PM

Atomic Spunk: MelGoesOnTour: Nope.  That gal from the Tampa (?) area still wins. Damn, forgot her name so can't google her easily (yeah, I'm lazy at the moment). Was married at the time of her under-tryst. Had previously posed for ads on Harley's, etc.

/help a brutha out?

Debra Lafave?


Ahhh, indeed it is!  I can now fap myself to sleep fantasizing if she would have "seduced" me!   ;)
 
2013-05-03 10:32:37 PM
ts4.mm.bing.net
Send them to my room for some sweet sweet punishment.
 
2013-05-03 10:42:33 PM
Each and everyone of them.
 
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