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(Fark)   There are four things a man must do before he can be considered a man: Fight a bull, father a son, write a book, and score higher than 700 on the Fark Weird News Quiz   (fark.com) divider line 74
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2013-05-03 03:20:21 PM  
I can't ever welcome you all to the quiz without first giving credit to the Farkers who step every week to put this together. This week the team is Sim Tree, phleggmo, Sinto, and ivan. Thanks to you all for making this happen.
 
2013-05-03 03:20:58 PM  
Winners of last week's quiz:

Lucubrationist 1016
Outtaphase 1000
DeadGeek 996
FrancoFile 948
zatrite 926
calbert 926
kg4qxk 919
xnmw 911
Pinky in the Brain 908
Hollyfeld 907

They all were men. Even the women.
 
2013-05-03 03:21:28 PM  
 
2013-05-03 03:24:50 PM  
Yippie, I scored ladyboy!
 
2013-05-03 03:26:45 PM  
I scored biatch
 
2013-05-03 03:26:59 PM  
I fathered a daughter, roped a steer, written a novella....

...think I'm man enough. ;)
 
2013-05-03 03:28:04 PM  
I'M THE GODDAMN BATMAN.
 
2013-05-03 03:28:12 PM  
9 out of 11 correct, total points = 843

Total time elapsed:1 minute (80 seconds)

/ I fathered a book and wrote a bull.
 
2013-05-03 03:28:48 PM  

spidermann: I fathered a daughter, roped a steer, written a novella....

...think I'm man enough. ;)


You did shiatty too, huh?
 
2013-05-03 03:29:32 PM  

R.A.Danny: spidermann: I fathered a daughter, roped a steer, written a novella....

...think I'm man enough. ;)

You did shiatty too, huh?


847.

Missed one.
 
2013-05-03 03:29:52 PM  
I'm a man? YAY!

*throws away bra*
 
2013-05-03 03:31:33 PM  

Real Women Drink Akvavit: I'm a man? YAY!

*throws away bra*


pics or it didnt happen
 
2013-05-03 03:32:32 PM  
Got a 749.  I've run away from a charging bull, had a vasectomy (so no sons) and have written a screenplay.  Guess I'm only about 32% manly if I get partial credit for a couple of those.
 
2013-05-03 03:36:46 PM  
Easy Quiz so far...

spidermann 847
Real Women Drink Akvavit 826
timujin 749
recewater_stool 737
ivan 0
Unfreakable 0

Oh well, I guess I better fight that bull.
 
2013-05-03 03:37:04 PM  
Fun quiz.

Thanks   Sim Tree, phleggmo, Sinto, and ivan.
 
2013-05-03 03:39:06 PM  

ivan: Easy Quiz so far...

spidermann 847
Real Women Drink Akvavit 826
timujin 749
recewater_stool 737
ivan 0
Unfreakable 0

Oh well, I guess I better fight that bull.


wait... didn't you help write the thing? How did you get a 0?  Or does that just mean you weren't finished when these scores were generated?
 
2013-05-03 03:45:03 PM  

timujin: ivan: Easy Quiz so far...

spidermann 847
Real Women Drink Akvavit 826
timujin 749
recewater_stool 737
ivan 0
Unfreakable 0

Oh well, I guess I better fight that bull.

wait... didn't you help write the thing? How did you get a 0?  Or does that just mean you weren't finished when these scores were generated?


As a contributor, I enjoy running through the final product, but it would be unsporting to pick the right answer.
 
2013-05-03 03:45:44 PM  
I scored 734. I'm a man. A manly man. A man in tights.
 
2013-05-03 03:51:09 PM  
Easy quiz

Top 10 scores for this quiz:

Once and Future Lurker 897
spidermann 847
Real Women Drink Akvavit 826
timujin 749
RexTalionis 744
ricewater_stool 737
ivan 0
Unfreakable 0
 
2013-05-03 03:54:08 PM  
Hard quiz

Top 10 scores for this quiz:

Twilight Farkle 910
gunsmack 843
whither_apophis 805
Once and Future Lurker 786
GreatGlavinsGhost 740
RexTalionis 738
Walker 734
Marcus Aurelius 732
I_C_Weener 727
WI241TH 633
 
2013-05-03 04:12:37 PM  
Look on my works, ye mighty, and Despair!

Top 10 scores for this quiz:

Sliding Carp 923
Twilight Farkle 910
gunsmack 843
whither_apophis 805
Dr. Picklebacon 791
Once and Future Lurker 786
Joelogon 745
GreatGlavinsGhost 740
RexTalionis 738
Walker 734
 
2013-05-03 04:13:36 PM  
Now where's that Eskimo I'm supposed to wrestle?
 
2013-05-03 04:26:36 PM  
I scored 8/10 on the easy quiz
 
2013-05-03 04:30:40 PM  
LEBOWSKI
Funny-I can look back on a life of achievement, on challenges met, competitors bested, obstacles overcome. I've accomplished more than most men, and without the use of my legs. What?What makes a man, Mr. Lebowski?

DUDE
Dude.

LEBOWSKI
Huh?

DUDE
Uh, I, I don't know, sir.

LEBOWSKI
Is it being prepared to do the right thing? Whatever the cost? Isn't that that makes a man?

DUDE
Ummm..sure. That and a pair of testicles.

LEBOWSKI
You're joking. But perhaps you're right.
 
2013-05-03 04:32:23 PM  
Hey, you finished! Here's your results:
Final Score:9 out of 11 correct, total points = 811
Total time elapsed:1 minute (108 seconds)

Should have worked more this week.

/and I'm on the top 10, at least for a couple minutes.
 
2013-05-03 04:32:45 PM  
www.droidforums.net

f*ck me. turrible.

Link
 
2013-05-03 04:32:54 PM  
8/10, 839.  Best in weeks and weeks.  I'm a manly man.
10/10, 941 on the easy quiz.
 
2013-05-03 04:32:55 PM  
Bah. Only got 549 this week, and Sliding Carp stole my joke.
 
2013-05-03 04:33:41 PM  
Final Score:

3 out of 11 correct, total points = 294
Total time elapsed:

less than a minute (22 seconds)


Yay! New personal record for speed.
 
2013-05-03 04:33:49 PM  

wxboy: 8/10, 839.  Best in weeks and weeks.  I'm a manly man.
10/10, 941 on the easy quiz.


9/11 on the regular quiz, that is.  So much for manly.
 
2013-05-03 04:35:00 PM  

Unfreakable: I can't ever welcome you all to the quiz without first giving credit to the Farkers who step every week to put this together. This week the team is Sim Tree, phleggmo, Sinto, and ivan. Thanks to you all for making this happen.


"That's phlegmmo!"
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2013-05-03 04:35:20 PM  
I haven't been on enough to pass the quiz this week.
I fathered a daughter...
/read a book
//Has actually fought a bull, many times. Does that count extra points, cause I bet none of the rest of you have.
 
2013-05-03 04:36:55 PM  
I wrote 4 books. Does that count?
 
2013-05-03 04:37:06 PM  
Final Score: 8 out of 11 correct, total points = 705Total time elapsed: 2 minutes (142 seconds)Started slow but recovered nicely.
 
2013-05-03 04:37:21 PM  

phlegmmo: "That's phlegmmo!"


Haha, oops
 
2013-05-03 04:37:52 PM  
I just accomplished the only one I give a shiat about.

/Got a 730.
 
2013-05-03 04:38:06 PM  

Unfreakable: phlegmmo: "That's phlegmmo!"

Haha, oops


No worries, bro.

: )
 
2013-05-03 04:43:50 PM  
You must admit that stealing a 10 foot tall grizzly is cooler than making off with 500 pounds of explosives.
 
2013-05-03 04:44:58 PM  
620. Missed it by that much!
 
2013-05-03 04:45:03 PM  
Don't know why I'm so disappointed: I haven't fathered a son yet anyway.
 
2013-05-03 04:46:33 PM  
One one hand, I feel good about scoring 840.  On the other hand, I feel bad about missing two questions, because I am a perfectionist. On the gripping hand, at least I had something interesting to do in the office today by taking the quiz.
 
2013-05-03 04:46:49 PM  
Is 19 year old close enough to being a son?
 
2013-05-03 04:54:04 PM  
Another 6 out of 11 jeez ever since my boss quit/got fired and Ive had to work my farking has slipped
 
2013-05-03 04:54:38 PM  

spidermann: I fathered a daughter, roped a steer, written a novella....

...think I'm man enough. ;)


Fathered a son (and daughter), read a novel, scored > 700 multiple times and slung copious amounts of bull.

Your womenz, send them to me.
 
2013-05-03 04:56:27 PM  
Scored 750. I have a son. I wrote a kids' book for him.

Off to fight a bull.
 
2013-05-03 04:56:55 PM  
Well! Look where I've been idling away the hours..........984. Thanks  Obama quizzinators!
 
2013-05-03 04:58:50 PM  
862 manly points. Can you smell the testosterone.
 
2013-05-03 05:05:20 PM  
913
 
2013-05-03 05:13:18 PM  
Off to find a bull.
 
2013-05-03 05:14:08 PM  
762 points.

So I'm at 1.5 out of 4.
My first ebook goes live tomorrow.
 
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