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(Counsel & Heal)   "Psychologist claims he can enlarge women's breasts with hypnosis"   (counselheal.com) divider line 62
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2013-05-03 03:18:14 PM
but i LIKE them SMALL
 
2013-05-03 03:42:05 PM
They're getting bigger, BIGGER.

www.animateit.net
 
2013-05-03 03:53:26 PM
if that;s true, let me go get my pocket watch
 
2013-05-03 05:15:37 PM
Look deep into my eyes...

img444.imageshack.us

looks like it's working!
 
2013-05-03 05:20:39 PM
The Amazing Breastkin?
I love that guy.
 
2013-05-03 05:37:08 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Look deep into my eyes...

[img444.imageshack.us image 500x500]

looks like it's working!


she has eyes?
 
2013-05-03 05:47:28 PM
If you think it, they will grow.


Sounds legit.
 
2013-05-03 05:47:58 PM
Is the HERO tag in a trance?

/doesn't really care about big breasts
//but if it stops girls from getting implants, for it
 
2013-05-03 05:59:13 PM
Seems like a dream...
 
2013-05-03 06:25:40 PM
Sounds like a dandy superpower to have
 
2013-05-03 06:25:45 PM
I can enlarge them with multiple gropings!
 
2013-05-03 06:27:11 PM
Bring on the boobies!
( º Y º )
 
2013-05-03 06:27:49 PM
This is preposterous nonsense. Where is the double-blind empirical study? Right, there isn't one. That's just as I thought. I suppose I'll have to secure a grant immediately. Oh, the sacrifices I make for science.
 
2013-05-03 06:27:53 PM
I've been selling massage therapy for years for just this outcome. Years. This guy is going to fark up my market.
 
2013-05-03 06:28:51 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: but i LIKE them SMALL


yeah i have an asian fetish too
 
2013-05-03 06:35:34 PM
Sounds like the plot of a bad fanfic.
 
2013-05-03 06:37:23 PM
I'm often hypnotized by breasts, so this sounds like fair play.
 
2013-05-03 06:39:42 PM
I believe it.
 
2013-05-03 06:42:07 PM
Is this what they call 'hands on' therapy?
 
2013-05-03 06:43:09 PM
Female farkers:

Please focus on this point .

Good. OK, now just relax and close your eyes. Imagine the most comfortable, safest place you've ever been. Your fingers are going to sleep. Your arms. Your legs are heavy with blissful sleep.

Now, take a deep breath and exhale slowly.

I'm going to start counting backwards from 38DD...
 
2013-05-03 06:43:20 PM

thisiszombocom: Jon iz teh kewl: but i LIKE them SMALL

yeah i have an asian fetish too


There's no reason you can't have both.

i1126.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-03 06:45:12 PM
What a moron.

I can enlarge breasts using a sensual massage.

No results = no charge

After multiple attempts, of course.
 
2013-05-03 06:48:37 PM
This is a man living his dream. Look for his 300 dollar seminar explaining his method sometime next year.
 
2013-05-03 06:49:19 PM
Step 1:  Stare at boobies.
Step 2:  Enlargement.

Been doing it for years.

Oh, you were talking about enlargement of the boobies?  Never mind.
 
2013-05-03 06:51:17 PM
redroom.com

Wow.  It's true.  I'm totally hypnotized.
 
2013-05-03 06:51:25 PM

Arachnophobe: thisiszombocom: Jon iz teh kewl: but i LIKE them SMALL

yeah i have an asian fetish too

There's no reason you can't have both.

[i1126.photobucket.com image 333x500]


this is what i was hoping my post would turn this thread into
 
2013-05-03 06:52:22 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Look deep into my eyes...

[img444.imageshack.us image 500x500]

looks like it's working!


Don't kid yourself, it was the "magic" of a plastic surgeon.
 
2013-05-03 06:53:12 PM
I can do that with vigorous and or gentle massage.
 
2013-05-03 06:58:35 PM
i use my psychic powers to subtly suggest to women bie? eip

endowed or not

*stares at computer screen*

oh yes, I see you sitting there. do it.

*waits*
 
2013-05-03 07:07:22 PM
You hypnotize her
Her boobs grow
You are hypnotized

This could be a very dangerous infinite loop
 
2013-05-03 07:08:06 PM
What is with all the massages? I am in the possession of an all natural liquid which, if used correctly, can increase breast size through all natural means.
 
2013-05-03 07:09:04 PM
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-03 07:09:47 PM
EIP.
 
2013-05-03 07:09:56 PM
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-03 07:10:09 PM
a.espncdn.com
 
2013-05-03 07:10:55 PM
I can understand it.  Well he got her pregnant as well but I am sure that is in the fine print somewhere.
 
2013-05-03 07:11:30 PM
Saliva treatments.
 
2013-05-03 07:12:24 PM

uncleacid: [a.espncdn.com image 400x600]


Armand Assante has really let himself go.
 
2013-05-03 07:18:39 PM
 
2013-05-03 07:20:12 PM

jtown: [redroom.com image 311x400]

Wow.  It's true.  I'm totally hypnotized.


Must have been a highly suggestible test subject.
 
2013-05-03 07:38:18 PM
He's a professional, sounds legit...

www.wtfcostumes.com
 
2013-05-03 07:48:54 PM
I used to care. But now, anyone dumb enough to fall for this gets what they deserve.
 
2013-05-03 07:59:27 PM
no before/after images?????
 
2013-05-03 08:07:04 PM
I will be more than happy to examine any Farkettes for before and after results of this.
 
2013-05-03 08:07:11 PM
Any ladies that want to do this, contact me. I'm a qualified hypnotist and I know how to do this and I've been dying to do it sometime.

Requirement: You can't have implants already.

/Sigh, and it would be way to easy/inappropriate to say BIE here, so I'm not.
 
2013-05-03 08:19:16 PM
BIE doesn't exist. It's a myth, like unicorns or fiscal conservatives.

/EIP still, though.
 
2013-05-03 08:22:11 PM

untaken_name: BIE doesn't exist. It's a myth, like unicorns or fiscal conservatives.

/EIP still, though.


Cue Mike Gundy
"THAT AIN'T TRUE!"
/has received BIE
//EIP still for more
 
2013-05-03 08:27:50 PM
http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=xbVifPkbYsk&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D xbVifPkbYsk
 
2013-05-03 09:15:58 PM
Let's see if he's right
 
2013-05-03 09:19:44 PM
The bigger the better the tighter the sweater
 
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