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(Uproxx)   "What is so funny about calling me 'F*ckface Von Clownstick'?" -- Donald Trump   (uproxx.com) divider line 40
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2013-05-03 06:54:49 PM
15 votes:
I don't find it funny. Honestly, I find it rude.
2013-05-03 07:07:57 PM
8 votes:
"What is so funny about calling me 'F*ckface Von Clownstick'?"

Elvis Costello was right to reject this as a song title.
2013-05-03 06:18:54 PM
8 votes:
Until he produces a birth certificate (long-form only, please) showing that his name ISN'T Farkface Von Clownstick, I have no choice but to believe that he's hiding something...
2013-05-03 07:46:28 PM
6 votes:
i208.photobucket.com
2013-05-03 07:24:05 PM
5 votes:

Mentat: I think this is pretty hypocritical since Stewart won't even use his real name.  Yes, we know your name is actually Earl Stewart.


He dropped the Lethbridge. He didn't want any favortism.
2013-05-03 06:41:03 PM
5 votes:
Mark my words--if Stewart doesn't stop making fun of Trump, there's going to be hell toupee.
2013-05-03 06:18:16 PM
5 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
2013-05-03 06:53:00 PM
4 votes:
I'd rather be called F*ckface Von Clownstick than Donald Trump.
2013-05-03 06:23:15 PM
4 votes:

Bslim: Even Dick "Vader" Cheney has self awareness enough to laugh it off.


Trump's like that kid that thinks he's the coolest ever but he bloody bursts into tears in front of all the other 3rd graders whenever anything hurts his feelings. Even the kid who smells like pee can't respect him.
2013-05-03 06:17:27 PM
4 votes:
I just call him Donald D!ck.
2013-05-04 03:58:45 AM
3 votes:
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2013-05-03 09:30:57 PM
3 votes:
assets.nydailynews.com

Whenever I see him I think of this line from The Grapes of Wrath: "Little mean eyes and a mouth like an asshole."
2013-05-03 08:02:11 PM
3 votes:
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Dang-how many Trump threads are there?
2013-05-03 06:47:01 PM
3 votes:
A month or so ago, when I was getting my haircut, there was an opinionated, old Southern woman getting her hair cut as well.  She was one of those shriveled up biatches that sounded like she smoked 3 packs of Misty menthol slims a day.

At one point, she started on a tirade about her daughter in law who had won some beauty contest and got to meet Donald Trump.  What perplexed me the most about the conversation is that she continually referred to him as "that homo".

To this day, I don't get the reference.  But apparently he is a homosexual and apparently that little old chain smoking granny did not have a very high opinion of him at all.
2013-05-03 05:33:48 PM
3 votes:
I still prefer  Spy Magazine's Trump moniker of "Thick-Fingered Vulgarian" but I'm a classicist.
2013-05-03 07:49:50 PM
2 votes:

F*ckface Von Clownsticks Hair: I don't find it funny. Honestly, I find it rude.


FTFY
2013-05-03 07:23:37 PM
2 votes:

Fuggin Bizzy: Stewart: "F**kface von Clownstick!"
von Clownstick: "Jew!"

??

I'll play too. Uh...cheese? Fish? Cheese fishia



titty fish
2013-05-03 06:55:53 PM
2 votes:
Really?

I see Trump as more of a Hubert J. Motherfarker.
2013-05-03 06:46:01 PM
2 votes:

Why Would I Read the Article: Truthfully, there's nothing really funny about F*ckface von clownstick, but since Jon Stewart said it, I guess at this point we're obligated to laugh at it.


I knew you were a Farker, ya douche!
2013-05-03 06:36:07 PM
2 votes:
Personally I think "Clownface von F*ckstick" has a nicer ring to it.

AHAHAHAHAAAAAA! Check out the ad I just got:

i43.tinypic.com
2013-05-03 06:34:31 PM
2 votes:
I loved Darryl Hammond's Trump handing his barber's business card to someone while saying "Ask him for the Onion Loaf."
2013-05-03 06:20:37 PM
2 votes:
Stewart: "F**kface von Clownstick!"
von Clownstick: "Jew!"

??

I'll play too. Uh...cheese? Fish? Cheese fish!
2013-05-04 12:50:38 AM
1 votes:

skinink: brap: I still prefer  Spy Magazine's Trump moniker of "Thick-Fingered Vulgarian" but I'm a classicist.

Actually it's Short Fingered Vulgarian, but either way works. Even back then he was a paper billionaire.


Actually I think you're wrong but at the time I was so hopped up on poverty that a magazine perfume strip used to send me into a two-week delusional huff daze. So what the fark do I know outside of "everone's a critic."
2013-05-03 11:43:19 PM
1 votes:
Well, the thing is, Donny-boy, that you're a f*ckface, right, and also a clownstick.  The funny part is the Von.
2013-05-03 11:18:03 PM
1 votes:
Suddenly, the thought,

'Yeesh, what the hell did I do to Jon Stewart to deserve this?'

occurs to f*ckfaces, clowns, and sticks all across the world.
2013-05-03 09:31:15 PM
1 votes:

red5ish: Kittypie070: Onions make cats farty.

Onions contain a substance (N-propyl disulphide) which destroys red blood cells in the cat, causing a form of anemia called Heinz body anemia.


Ew! I had no idea.

Donald Trumps Hair 2013-05-03 06:54:49 PM
I don't find it funny. Honestly, I find it rude.

[offers the hairy brain-eating thingy some tasty onions]
2013-05-03 09:15:44 PM
1 votes:
F*ckface Von Clownstick Tower isn't going to fit on the marquee.
2013-05-03 08:05:03 PM
1 votes:
F*ckface Von Clownstick is funny but I think you can make it even funnier if you incorporate something about the hair.

F*ckface Von Wigmaster
Hairhat Von F*ckstick
F*ckface Von Nohair
Squirrelhead Von F*ckface III
2013-05-03 07:30:57 PM
1 votes:

netringer: Donald Trump keeps calling people "overrated."

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I'm glad someone else noticed the HUGE irony
2013-05-03 06:56:21 PM
1 votes:
Not as funny as Weedlord Bonerhitler.
2013-05-03 06:48:10 PM
1 votes:

skinink: Even back then he was a paper billionaire.


Face it, he's a "paper" everything.    (Tiger, Politician, Businessman, Sportsman, Gambler, etc.)

Pull the self-promoting and hyperbole bones out of his body and he would be on the floor looking like a blob of gelatin.
2013-05-03 06:47:58 PM
1 votes:
Donald Trump keeps calling people "overrated."

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2013-05-03 06:36:25 PM
1 votes:
Trump's tweets read a lot like some of the politics tab trolls.
2013-05-03 06:31:20 PM
1 votes:

FunkOut: Even the kid who smells like pee can't respect him.


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Don't put words in my mouth.
2013-05-03 06:28:12 PM
1 votes:

FunkOut: Bslim: Even Dick "Vader" Cheney has self awareness enough to laugh it off.

Trump's like that kid that thinks he's the coolest ever but he bloody bursts into tears in front of all the other 3rd graders whenever anything hurts his feelings. Even the kid who smells like pee can't respect him.


What we've got here is a basic, humorless, dick.
2013-05-03 06:28:09 PM
1 votes:
War would be so much better if we could just catapult creative insults at each other
2013-05-03 06:18:29 PM
1 votes:

Mentat: I think this is pretty hypocritical since Stewart won't even use his real name.  Yes, we know your name is actually Earl Stewart.


Earl Montgomery Winston  Beauregard Stewart. Seriously, changing your name to pander to the lower classes...trying to pretend to be a common man. You're fooling no one, Earl.
2013-05-03 05:48:15 PM
1 votes:
I think this is pretty hypocritical since Stewart won't even use his real name.  Yes, we know your name is actually Earl Stewart.
2013-05-03 05:30:51 PM
1 votes:
Everything.
2013-05-03 05:10:44 PM
1 votes:
What isn't funny about it, Toupee King?
 
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