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(Uproxx)   "What is so funny about calling me 'F*ckface Von Clownstick'?" -- Donald Trump   (uproxx.com) divider line 33
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2013-05-03 06:18:54 PM
5 votes:
Until he produces a birth certificate (long-form only, please) showing that his name ISN'T Farkface Von Clownstick, I have no choice but to believe that he's hiding something...
2013-05-03 09:30:57 PM
4 votes:
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Whenever I see him I think of this line from The Grapes of Wrath: "Little mean eyes and a mouth like an asshole."
2013-05-03 07:16:15 PM
4 votes:
Trump:

Rather than explain the joke to you, how about I simply give you a bit of advice?
It would be wise not to act like a pompous assnugget and make snide remarks about a very popular comedian who spends a good 75% of his show making fun of people. Chances are if you make a dicky comment about *his* name, he'll toss another dicky comment right back at ya.

Let it go. His talent for making someone look like a douche coupled with your natural proficiency to be one is a dangerous combination.
2013-05-03 06:33:37 PM
4 votes:
Everything about that soul-less, ego-maniacal toupeed billionaire blow-hard is freaking hilarious.

The more seriously he takes himself the more ridiculous he is.

It's a shame we don't have Phil Hartman around anymore to deflate this pompous gas-bag.

Way to play into Jon Stewart's own hands Farkface.
2013-05-03 06:53:00 PM
3 votes:
I'd rather be called F*ckface Von Clownstick than Donald Trump.
2013-05-03 06:23:15 PM
3 votes:

Bslim: Even Dick "Vader" Cheney has self awareness enough to laugh it off.


Trump's like that kid that thinks he's the coolest ever but he bloody bursts into tears in front of all the other 3rd graders whenever anything hurts his feelings. Even the kid who smells like pee can't respect him.
2013-05-03 07:05:13 PM
2 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: There is nothing about this that isn't funny.


Except that Trump is momentarily succeeding at being the center of attention, which is ALL he cares about.
2013-05-03 06:56:21 PM
2 votes:
Not as funny as Weedlord Bonerhitler.
2013-05-03 06:48:05 PM
2 votes:
This guy is so fkn clueless...he thinks he gets attention because people admire and respect him, when in fact most people pay attention to him as an endless source of stupidity and arrogance very ripe for mocking.

Well, no one takes him seriously outside of FOX News and their braindead viewers, anyway.
2013-05-03 06:47:58 PM
2 votes:
Donald Trump keeps calling people "overrated."

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2013-05-03 06:41:46 PM
2 votes:

Kittypie070: Onions make cats farty.


Onions contain a substance (N-propyl disulphide) which destroys red blood cells in the cat, causing a form of anemia calledHeinz body anemia.
2013-05-03 05:33:48 PM
2 votes:
I still prefer  Spy Magazine's Trump moniker of "Thick-Fingered Vulgarian" but I'm a classicist.
2013-05-03 05:09:51 PM
2 votes:
fark you, I think it's hilarious!
2013-05-04 01:42:02 AM
1 votes:

Cyberluddite: Mark my words--if Stewart doesn't stop making fun of Trump, there's going to be hell toupee.


I used that for a headline once for Donald Trump that didn't go green. -Honestly, I thought it was kinda funny.
2013-05-03 07:34:45 PM
1 votes:

AdolfOliverPanties: "What is so funny about calling me 'F*ckface Von Clownstick'?"

Elvis Costello was right to reject this as a song title.


I laughed out loud but that was a Nick Lowe song.  Credit where credit is due...
2013-05-03 07:27:14 PM
1 votes:
I love when trump gets in twitter spats like this, he always goes "I don't understand x, you guys are dumb", and it just fuels the fire, and makes look like a bigger man-child the deeper he digs

/trump, one of the biggest, worst trolls out there, feeds his own kind, makes it worse for himself
2013-05-03 07:24:05 PM
1 votes:

Mentat: I think this is pretty hypocritical since Stewart won't even use his real name.  Yes, we know your name is actually Earl Stewart.


He dropped the Lethbridge. He didn't want any favortism.
2013-05-03 07:07:57 PM
1 votes:
"What is so funny about calling me 'F*ckface Von Clownstick'?"

Elvis Costello was right to reject this as a song title.
2013-05-03 06:55:58 PM
1 votes:
He better be glad he is a soulless tool.  If he had a ounce of self insight he would choke himself on his comb over.
2013-05-03 06:54:49 PM
1 votes:
I don't find it funny. Honestly, I find it rude.
2013-05-03 06:48:10 PM
1 votes:

skinink: Even back then he was a paper billionaire.


Face it, he's a "paper" everything.    (Tiger, Politician, Businessman, Sportsman, Gambler, etc.)

Pull the self-promoting and hyperbole bones out of his body and he would be on the floor looking like a blob of gelatin.
2013-05-03 06:44:24 PM
1 votes:

skinink: brap: I still prefer  Spy Magazine's Trump moniker of "Thick-Fingered Vulgarian" but I'm a classicist.

Actually it's Short Fingered Vulgarian, but either way works. Even back then he was a paper billionaire.


God, I miss Spy.  I remember when its flag few over Union Square.

Please remove yourself from my lawn.
2013-05-03 06:42:32 PM
1 votes:
Truthfully, there's nothing really funny about F*ckface von clownstick, but since Jon Stewart said it, I guess at this point we're obligated to laugh at it.
2013-05-03 06:39:11 PM
1 votes:
There is nothing about this that isn't funny.
2013-05-03 06:36:25 PM
1 votes:
Trump's tweets read a lot like some of the politics tab trolls.
2013-05-03 06:36:07 PM
1 votes:
Personally I think "Clownface von F*ckstick" has a nicer ring to it.

AHAHAHAHAAAAAA! Check out the ad I just got:

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2013-05-03 06:31:48 PM
1 votes:

brap: I still prefer  Spy Magazine's Trump moniker of "Thick-Fingered Vulgarian" but I'm a classicist.


Actually it's Short Fingered Vulgarian, but either way works. Even back then he was a paper billionaire.
2013-05-03 06:28:12 PM
1 votes:

FunkOut: Bslim: Even Dick "Vader" Cheney has self awareness enough to laugh it off.

Trump's like that kid that thinks he's the coolest ever but he bloody bursts into tears in front of all the other 3rd graders whenever anything hurts his feelings. Even the kid who smells like pee can't respect him.


What we've got here is a basic, humorless, dick.
2013-05-03 06:18:16 PM
1 votes:
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2013-05-03 06:17:27 PM
1 votes:
I just call him Donald D!ck.
2013-05-03 06:17:14 PM
1 votes:

Mentat: I think this is pretty hypocritical since Stewart won't even use his real name.  Yes, we know your name is actually Earl Stewart.


Actually Stewart did address that with some tweets of his own that add to the already comedy gold that this has become

http://www.salon.com/2013/05/03/jon_stewart_trolls_donald_trump/
2013-05-03 05:30:51 PM
1 votes:
Everything.
2013-05-03 05:10:44 PM
1 votes:
What isn't funny about it, Toupee King?
 
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