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(Uproxx)   "What is so funny about calling me 'F*ckface Von Clownstick'?" -- Donald Trump   (uproxx.com) divider line 105
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2013-05-03 05:09:51 PM
fark you, I think it's hilarious!
 
2013-05-03 05:10:44 PM
What isn't funny about it, Toupee King?
 
2013-05-03 05:18:50 PM
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

/that is f*cking priceless
 
2013-05-03 05:30:51 PM
Everything.
 
2013-05-03 05:33:48 PM
I still prefer  Spy Magazine's Trump moniker of "Thick-Fingered Vulgarian" but I'm a classicist.
 
2013-05-03 05:48:15 PM
I think this is pretty hypocritical since Stewart won't even use his real name.  Yes, we know your name is actually Earl Stewart.
 
2013-05-03 05:50:19 PM
Yes, he was born Farkface Von Clownstick, but who can deny that he is the classiest Farkface Von Clownstick to ever walk the face of the earth?
 
2013-05-03 05:52:42 PM

Three Crooked Squirrels: Yes, he was born Farkface Von Clownstick, but who can deny that he is the classiest Farkface Von Clownstick to ever walk the face of the earth?


F*ckface Von Clownstick I had a better rug

/well, actually it was a live beaver
//still looked better
 
2013-05-03 06:16:34 PM
SWING AN' A MISS!
 
2013-05-03 06:17:14 PM

Mentat: I think this is pretty hypocritical since Stewart won't even use his real name.  Yes, we know your name is actually Earl Stewart.


Actually Stewart did address that with some tweets of his own that add to the already comedy gold that this has become

http://www.salon.com/2013/05/03/jon_stewart_trolls_donald_trump/
 
2013-05-03 06:17:27 PM
I just call him Donald D!ck.
 
2013-05-03 06:18:16 PM
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2013-05-03 06:18:29 PM

Mentat: I think this is pretty hypocritical since Stewart won't even use his real name.  Yes, we know your name is actually Earl Stewart.


Earl Montgomery Winston  Beauregard Stewart. Seriously, changing your name to pander to the lower classes...trying to pretend to be a common man. You're fooling no one, Earl.
 
2013-05-03 06:18:54 PM
Until he produces a birth certificate (long-form only, please) showing that his name ISN'T Farkface Von Clownstick, I have no choice but to believe that he's hiding something...
 
2013-05-03 06:20:34 PM
Even Dick "Vader" Cheney has self awareness enough to laugh it off.
 
2013-05-03 06:20:37 PM
Stewart: "F**kface von Clownstick!"
von Clownstick: "Jew!"

??

I'll play too. Uh...cheese? Fish? Cheese fish!
 
2013-05-03 06:22:04 PM
Partial to count douzchnozzle Von krunk

/These is mines!
 
2013-05-03 06:23:15 PM

Bslim: Even Dick "Vader" Cheney has self awareness enough to laugh it off.


Trump's like that kid that thinks he's the coolest ever but he bloody bursts into tears in front of all the other 3rd graders whenever anything hurts his feelings. Even the kid who smells like pee can't respect him.
 
2013-05-03 06:28:09 PM
War would be so much better if we could just catapult creative insults at each other
 
2013-05-03 06:28:12 PM

FunkOut: Bslim: Even Dick "Vader" Cheney has self awareness enough to laugh it off.

Trump's like that kid that thinks he's the coolest ever but he bloody bursts into tears in front of all the other 3rd graders whenever anything hurts his feelings. Even the kid who smells like pee can't respect him.


What we've got here is a basic, humorless, dick.
 
2013-05-03 06:31:20 PM

FunkOut: Even the kid who smells like pee can't respect him.


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Don't put words in my mouth.
 
2013-05-03 06:31:48 PM

brap: I still prefer  Spy Magazine's Trump moniker of "Thick-Fingered Vulgarian" but I'm a classicist.


Actually it's Short Fingered Vulgarian, but either way works. Even back then he was a paper billionaire.
 
2013-05-03 06:33:37 PM
Everything about that soul-less, ego-maniacal toupeed billionaire blow-hard is freaking hilarious.

The more seriously he takes himself the more ridiculous he is.

It's a shame we don't have Phil Hartman around anymore to deflate this pompous gas-bag.

Way to play into Jon Stewart's own hands Farkface.
 
2013-05-03 06:34:00 PM
See him squirm.
 
2013-05-03 06:34:31 PM
I loved Darryl Hammond's Trump handing his barber's business card to someone while saying "Ask him for the Onion Loaf."
 
2013-05-03 06:36:07 PM
Personally I think "Clownface von F*ckstick" has a nicer ring to it.

AHAHAHAHAAAAAA! Check out the ad I just got:

i43.tinypic.com
 
2013-05-03 06:36:25 PM
Trump's tweets read a lot like some of the politics tab trolls.
 
2013-05-03 06:37:46 PM

TheShavingofOccam123: I loved Darryl Hammond's Trump handing his barber's business card to someone while saying "Ask him for the Onion Loaf."


The Dominoes Pizza commercial outtakes were also great.

"Cheese-us Crust, Im hungry."
 
2013-05-03 06:38:47 PM
Onions make cats farty.
 
2013-05-03 06:39:11 PM
There is nothing about this that isn't funny.
 
2013-05-03 06:41:03 PM
Mark my words--if Stewart doesn't stop making fun of Trump, there's going to be hell toupee.
 
2013-05-03 06:41:46 PM

Kittypie070: Onions make cats farty.


Onions contain a substance (N-propyl disulphide) which destroys red blood cells in the cat, causing a form of anemia calledHeinz body anemia.
 
2013-05-03 06:42:32 PM
Truthfully, there's nothing really funny about F*ckface von clownstick, but since Jon Stewart said it, I guess at this point we're obligated to laugh at it.
 
2013-05-03 06:44:24 PM

skinink: brap: I still prefer  Spy Magazine's Trump moniker of "Thick-Fingered Vulgarian" but I'm a classicist.

Actually it's Short Fingered Vulgarian, but either way works. Even back then he was a paper billionaire.


God, I miss Spy.  I remember when its flag few over Union Square.

Please remove yourself from my lawn.
 
2013-05-03 06:46:01 PM

Why Would I Read the Article: Truthfully, there's nothing really funny about F*ckface von clownstick, but since Jon Stewart said it, I guess at this point we're obligated to laugh at it.


I knew you were a Farker, ya douche!
 
2013-05-03 06:47:01 PM
A month or so ago, when I was getting my haircut, there was an opinionated, old Southern woman getting her hair cut as well.  She was one of those shriveled up biatches that sounded like she smoked 3 packs of Misty menthol slims a day.

At one point, she started on a tirade about her daughter in law who had won some beauty contest and got to meet Donald Trump.  What perplexed me the most about the conversation is that she continually referred to him as "that homo".

To this day, I don't get the reference.  But apparently he is a homosexual and apparently that little old chain smoking granny did not have a very high opinion of him at all.
 
2013-05-03 06:47:58 PM
Donald Trump keeps calling people "overrated."

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2013-05-03 06:48:05 PM
This guy is so fkn clueless...he thinks he gets attention because people admire and respect him, when in fact most people pay attention to him as an endless source of stupidity and arrogance very ripe for mocking.

Well, no one takes him seriously outside of FOX News and their braindead viewers, anyway.
 
2013-05-03 06:48:10 PM

skinink: Even back then he was a paper billionaire.


Face it, he's a "paper" everything.    (Tiger, Politician, Businessman, Sportsman, Gambler, etc.)

Pull the self-promoting and hyperbole bones out of his body and he would be on the floor looking like a blob of gelatin.
 
2013-05-03 06:49:15 PM

MrHappyRotter: A month or so ago, when I was getting my haircut, there was an opinionated, old Southern woman getting her hair cut as well.  She was one of those shriveled up biatches that sounded like she smoked 3 packs of Misty menthol slims a day.

At one point, she started on a tirade about her daughter in law who had won some beauty contest and got to meet Donald Trump.  What perplexed me the most about the conversation is that she continually referred to him as "that homo".

To this day, I don't get the reference.  But apparently he is a homosexual and apparently that little old chain smoking granny did not have a very high opinion of him at all.


He owns ornate hotels, he must be a Gay Jew.
 
2013-05-03 06:53:00 PM
I'd rather be called F*ckface Von Clownstick than Donald Trump.
 
2013-05-03 06:54:49 PM
I don't find it funny. Honestly, I find it rude.
 
2013-05-03 06:55:53 PM
Really?

I see Trump as more of a Hubert J. Motherfarker.
 
2013-05-03 06:55:58 PM
He better be glad he is a soulless tool.  If he had a ounce of self insight he would choke himself on his comb over.
 
2013-05-03 06:56:21 PM
Not as funny as Weedlord Bonerhitler.
 
2013-05-03 07:02:33 PM

Donald Trumps Hair: I don't find it funny. Honestly, I find it rude.


*snicker*
 
2013-05-03 07:04:07 PM
Does anyone else think that it would be fun to Google bomb so that when you search for tump it ends up the video

/can you even Google bomb things anymore ?
 
2013-05-03 07:05:13 PM

cameroncrazy1984: There is nothing about this that isn't funny.


Except that Trump is momentarily succeeding at being the center of attention, which is ALL he cares about.
 
2013-05-03 07:06:50 PM
Heh, what a clownstick.
 
2013-05-03 07:07:57 PM
"What is so funny about calling me 'F*ckface Von Clownstick'?"

Elvis Costello was right to reject this as a song title.
 
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