Three Crooked Squirrels: Yes, he was born Farkface Von Clownstick, but who can deny that he is the classiest Farkface Von Clownstick to ever walk the face of the earth?
Mentat: I think this is pretty hypocritical since Stewart won't even use his real name. Yes, we know your name is actually Earl Stewart.
Bslim: Even Dick "Vader" Cheney has self awareness enough to laugh it off.
FunkOut: Bslim: Even Dick "Vader" Cheney has self awareness enough to laugh it off.Trump's like that kid that thinks he's the coolest ever but he bloody bursts into tears in front of all the other 3rd graders whenever anything hurts his feelings. Even the kid who smells like pee can't respect him.
FunkOut: Even the kid who smells like pee can't respect him.
brap: I still prefer Spy Magazine's Trump moniker of "Thick-Fingered Vulgarian" but I'm a classicist.
TheShavingofOccam123: I loved Darryl Hammond's Trump handing his barber's business card to someone while saying "Ask him for the Onion Loaf."
Kittypie070: Onions make cats farty.
skinink: brap: I still prefer Spy Magazine's Trump moniker of "Thick-Fingered Vulgarian" but I'm a classicist.Actually it's Short Fingered Vulgarian, but either way works. Even back then he was a paper billionaire.
Why Would I Read the Article: Truthfully, there's nothing really funny about F*ckface von clownstick, but since Jon Stewart said it, I guess at this point we're obligated to laugh at it.
skinink: Even back then he was a paper billionaire.
MrHappyRotter: A month or so ago, when I was getting my haircut, there was an opinionated, old Southern woman getting her hair cut as well. She was one of those shriveled up biatches that sounded like she smoked 3 packs of Misty menthol slims a day.At one point, she started on a tirade about her daughter in law who had won some beauty contest and got to meet Donald Trump. What perplexed me the most about the conversation is that she continually referred to him as "that homo".To this day, I don't get the reference. But apparently he is a homosexual and apparently that little old chain smoking granny did not have a very high opinion of him at all.
Donald Trumps Hair: I don't find it funny. Honestly, I find it rude.
cameroncrazy1984: There is nothing about this that isn't funny.
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