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(Uproxx)   Abandoned dog with four prosthetic legs finds a happy home that is apparently very dusty and filled with onions   (uproxx.com) divider line 45
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2013-05-03 05:12:47 PM  
Now we just need a mod to have him shoot lasers out of his mouth whenever he barks

www.cubedgamers.com
 
2013-05-03 05:26:12 PM  
He'll always be Muffit to me.
 
2013-05-03 05:26:33 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Now we just need a mod to have him shoot lasers out of his mouth whenever he barks

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Why do they always keep the brain in a glass dome? That seems like poor planning
 
2013-05-03 05:30:59 PM  
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-05-03 05:31:24 PM  
Someone needs to stop cutting wood in this thread. It's getting mighty dusty in here....
 
2013-05-03 05:31:59 PM  
Awww, he got lil' robo paws! Σ:3
 
2013-05-03 05:34:15 PM  
FTA: "...lost all four paws to frostbite when his former owners abandoned the litter of puppies in their foreclosed home during a frigid Nebraska winter. As we said at the time, we want to hunt down those former owners and punch them in the face."

Too bad we don't have any way to track people because the interwebs have all failed?
 
2013-05-03 05:34:15 PM  
Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world's first bionic dog.
 
2013-05-03 05:34:20 PM  
Onion-dog breath? No thanks.
 
2013-05-03 05:35:23 PM  
 
2013-05-03 05:36:30 PM  
His gait seems a little weird, but obviously that dog ran out of farks to give some time ago.  Good job!
 
2013-05-03 05:36:32 PM  
He can make it on his own!
 
2013-05-03 05:37:23 PM  

mama2tnt: FTA: "...lost all four paws to frostbite when his former owners abandoned the litter of puppies in their foreclosed home during a frigid Nebraska winter. As we said at the time, we want to hunt down those former owners and punch them in the face."

Too bad we don't have any way to track people because the interwebs have all failed?


Has anyone informed 4chan? Those owners are going to get so many pizzas sent to them
 
2013-05-03 05:37:30 PM  
Dusty and filled with onions? He's living with my old Persian landlord?
 
2013-05-03 05:37:39 PM  
Thanks for greening the version of this story that had copious amounts of the word "feels" and a bunch of retarded .gifs at the end, Drew.
 
2013-05-03 05:38:00 PM  
Looks like muffit:
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2013-05-03 05:41:14 PM  
It's a great story that's worth repeating
 
2013-05-03 05:42:46 PM  
But can he be used as a spring?
 
2013-05-03 05:45:02 PM  
that a biatch on hard wood floors.
 
2013-05-03 05:45:26 PM  

ArkPanda: His gait seems a little weird, but obviously that dog ran out of farks to give some time ago.  Good job!


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You don't say?
 
2013-05-03 05:49:25 PM  
thank you, FARK. You have brought some positivity to my evening.
 
2013-05-03 06:02:22 PM  
Awwww
 
2013-05-03 06:05:06 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Now we just need a mod to have him shoot lasers out of his mouth whenever he barks

[www.cubedgamers.com image 600x436]


I love the way Rex runs right up to you for a "Good boy, Rex!" after every kill. Heh.
//I hope Fallout 4 allows an infinite number of companions so I can build my own army of misfits...
 
2013-05-03 06:13:52 PM  
Was his name cigarette before?
 
2013-05-03 06:17:28 PM  

mama2tnt: FTA: "...lost all four paws to frostbite when his former owners abandoned the litter of puppies in their foreclosed home during a frigid Nebraska winter. As we said at the time, we want to hunt down those former owners and punch them in the face."

Too bad we don't have any way to track people because the interwebs have all failed?


In one of Robert Heinlein's books there's a story of a civilization where criminals are punished by doing to them what they did to their victims.  In this case that sounds like a good idea.
 
2013-05-03 06:24:28 PM  
Great story, glad something could be done for the dog!

How does he crap with those things on?
 
2013-05-03 06:24:49 PM  
Whoever abandoned this dog in the first place -- God should make them fall down 100,000 feet onto a pile of loose razor blades. Then God can pour down lemon juice on then. Then they catch fire.
 
2013-05-03 06:52:47 PM  

WordyGrrl: scottydoesntknow: Now we just need a mod to have him shoot lasers out of his mouth whenever he barks

[www.cubedgamers.com image 600x436]

I love the way Rex runs right up to you for a "Good boy, Rex!" after every kill. Heh.
//I hope Fallout 4 allows an infinite number of companions so I can build my own army of misfits...


I had both cass and Ed-e as companions; we were murderin' biatches at a PhD level.
 
2013-05-03 07:01:05 PM  

Mega Steve: scottydoesntknow: Now we just need a mod to have him shoot lasers out of his mouth whenever he barks

[www.cubedgamers.com image 600x436]

Why do they always keep the brain in a glass dome? That seems like poor planning


A) Its not glass, its a super durable acrylic, like they make bullet proof glass out of
B) Its like the wings on a '59 Impala.  Its there purely because it look bad ass.
 
2013-05-03 07:01:23 PM  
Anyone remember Robocroc ?
 
2013-05-03 07:07:11 PM  
What do you call a dog with no legs?   Doesn't matter, he's not going to come to you anyway.

/oh wait.
 
2013-05-03 07:33:05 PM  
That sounds terrible.  Onions are not good for dogs.
 
2013-05-03 08:22:58 PM  
Is the dog's name Lucky?

/Old joke is very old
 
2013-05-03 09:12:09 PM  
My dog just had to have his front left leg off because of the bone cancer. He's still recovering, but doesn't seem to think it's a big deal.
We get one more year together at the outside :( I'm a mess.
 
2013-05-03 09:24:31 PM  

I clicked on the link thinking I could be strong. But I admit it: this pic got me:

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Stupid onions.
 
2013-05-03 09:34:31 PM  
Why would you dothat? The humane thing to do for a quad amputee is euthanasia.
 
2013-05-03 09:37:18 PM  
Professor Maximillian Cornelius McFuzzybottom, my golden retriever, approves.
 
2013-05-03 09:38:00 PM  

Oldiron_79: Why would you dothat? The humane thing to do for a quad amputee is euthanasia.


I'm quite sure that the Youth in Asia would eat the poor thing, so maybe not so humane?
 
2013-05-03 09:40:41 PM  

I. R. Rottweiler: My dog just had to have his front left leg off because of the bone cancer. He's still recovering, but doesn't seem to think it's a big deal.
We get one more year together at the outside :( I'm a mess.


I'm so sorry.

Go hug your dog, I'll go hug mine.

Not like I have to go far, she's sitting on my foot.
 
2013-05-03 10:25:02 PM  
My late pug had a spiral fracture of the front paw that sawed away at his nerves and crippled him ($2000 later).  he gimped/ along fine without it to walk on. We left it because he could still grasp dog bones with it.
 
2013-05-03 10:53:29 PM  

I. R. Rottweiler: My dog just had to have his front left leg off because of the bone cancer. He's still recovering, but doesn't seem to think it's a big deal.
We get one more year together at the outside :( I'm a mess.


I'm so very sorry. I find it not at all suprising that your dog doesn't seem to think about it. I've learned that as long as their not in too much pain, disabled animals (am now caring for my third one) don't worry about their problems much. It seems to go in the same category as not being tall enough to reach the goodies on the high shelf. They know that it is what it is, and they have better things to do.

But know that some do go far longer than a year. My neighbor's golden had least many more years on three legs afterwards her osteo cancer.
 (((((Hugs)))))
 
2013-05-03 11:11:19 PM  

gilgigamesh: I clicked on the link thinking I could be strong. But I admit it: this pic got me:

[cdn.uproxx.com image 650x908]

Stupid onions.


Yeah. He just looks so darn happy and fun even though his poor old foots are all gone.
 
2013-05-03 11:49:10 PM  

Oldiron_79: Why would you dothat? The humane thing to do for a quad amputee is euthanasia.


Fark you.
 
2013-05-04 12:29:50 AM  

blahpers: Oldiron_79: Why would you dothat? The humane thing to do for a quad amputee is euthanasia.

Fark you.


Sometimes dead is better.
 
2013-05-04 07:45:27 AM  
  Mix  Breed Dog?   It looks like my Australian Cattle Dog

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