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(Wisconsin Gazette)   Mississippi high school tells students to come to Jesus. Atheist group tells school administrators to come to court   (wisconsingazette.com) divider line 45
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2013-05-03 05:46:16 PM
5 votes:
Come to Butthead.
2013-05-03 08:33:04 PM
4 votes:

sabreWulf07: AbbeySomeone: pxlboy: ShawnDoc: pxlboy: I'm escaping to Seattle next year if all goes well; can't wait to get out of the south.

Say goodbye to the sun.  Also, on youtube search for "almost live seattle" for a good guide on what to expect and how to fit in.

It gets to 100 degrees by the end of May or early June here in Atlanta. I'm looking forward to not seeing the sun; I've had quite enough of it.

Today is absolutely beautiful here!

Yea, don't tell anyone else but it's actually blue skies and 72 out right now, going to be a gorgeous weekend.


Isn't the phrase "It's a sunny day in Seattle" the usual way to begin a really nasty Shadowrun campaign?
2013-05-03 07:25:01 PM
4 votes:

AbbeySomeone: pxlboy: ShawnDoc: pxlboy: I'm escaping to Seattle next year if all goes well; can't wait to get out of the south.

Say goodbye to the sun.  Also, on youtube search for "almost live seattle" for a good guide on what to expect and how to fit in.

It gets to 100 degrees by the end of May or early June here in Atlanta. I'm looking forward to not seeing the sun; I've had quite enough of it.

Today is absolutely beautiful here!


Yea, don't tell anyone else but it's actually blue skies and 72 out right now, going to be a gorgeous weekend.

ATTENTION NON-LOCALS: Seattle is a drab, grey, rain-soaked, angst- and coffee- fueled downer, just like you imagine.  Attempt no landing here.
2013-05-03 06:56:06 PM
4 votes:
I want to start a militant, fundamentalist Universalist church. That'll freak out the squares.
2013-05-03 07:53:47 PM
3 votes:

coeyagi: My friend who lives in Tennessee doesn't understand why I won't come to visit.  BECAUSE OF THIS SH*T.

I am not EVER going to spend one f*cking cent on that economy.  I hope the South turns into some dystopian hellscape (well, more than it is now) and that the children and women starve for their god damn ignorance.

WHERE'S YOUR F*CKING JESUS NOW, ASSHOLES?


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2013-05-03 11:42:07 PM
2 votes:
PS: I like how the atheist group totally slides past suing the school itself and sues the Principal personally. That way, he cannot hide behind any school board or teachers union nor use their powerful legal staffs. Nor WHEN he loses, the school isn't left having to pay the bill because of one fundie jerkoff. It's all on him.
2013-05-03 11:40:27 PM
2 votes:
Holy crap.
2013-05-03 10:10:54 PM
2 votes:
When  writing an article on t h e w e b b e sure to use inconsistent spacing and   font sizes. It makes yo u r s  ite look very professional.
2013-05-03 08:34:04 PM
2 votes:

coeyagi: My friend who lives in Tennessee doesn't understand why I won't come to visit.


I thought it was because you got an F in Geograhy since you think that Tennessee and Mississippi are similar in any way. Maybe if you bought a TomTom....
2013-05-03 07:20:50 PM
2 votes:

Jon iz teh kewl: The Pope of Manwich Village: Buddhadead guy tells both to come to their senses.


Siddhārtha Gautama Buddha is not dead. He's on another plane of existence called Reddit.
2013-05-03 06:57:49 PM
2 votes:
"It was not based on any church or any religion," said Morrison
But Jesus was the only option, huh?

It's The Blues Brothers come to life.
"What kind of music do you usually have here?"
"Oh, we got both kinds. We got country AND western."
2013-05-03 06:27:14 PM
2 votes:

Revek: Weaver95: f*ck this.  how do I become a pagan?  is there some sort of rite or ceremony?

Just a little goat killin and lovin.


Is the goat lovin' technically mandatory?  'Cause those little bastards can get a bit "whiffy," if you know what I mean.
2013-05-03 06:25:03 PM
2 votes:

Weaver95: doglover: Weaver95: f*ck this.  how do I become a pagan?  is there some sort of rite or ceremony?

It's easy. Just go to Hati and follow the priest's instructions.

that's voodoo, not paganism.


PA pagan directory has a list of pagan groups in your area.

(Voodoo has better toys and weirder symbols, but it's less likely to get you laid.  Depends on what you want from a religion, I guess.)
2013-05-03 02:54:32 PM
2 votes:

Jon iz teh kewl: Jesus must be like a flaming homo by now


Dude lived with 12 other guys, he thought nothing of kissing them affectionately, and he liked to wash other guys' feet.  You do the math.
2013-05-03 02:40:04 PM
2 votes:
Jesus must be like a flaming homo by now
2013-05-03 11:39:55 PM
1 votes:
Is there some secret competition held amongst Principals across the country to compete for the title of Biggest Douchebag Principal of the Year?

"And the winner for "Most Obvious Violation of the Separation of Church and State" goes to............"
2013-05-03 11:06:32 PM
1 votes:
After witnessing the second comming of Jesus, I said no more Mexican porn
2013-05-03 10:56:26 PM
1 votes:

FloydA: less likely to get you laid


Refer to my previous comment on freaky Pagan women.

Trust me, screwing a hot crazy chick on a mountaintop by the light of the full moon is a religious experience.
2013-05-03 10:55:25 PM
1 votes:

sabreWulf07: AbbeySomeone: pxlboy: ShawnDoc: pxlboy: I'm escaping to Seattle next year if all goes well; can't wait to get out of the south.

Say goodbye to the sun.  Also, on youtube search for "almost live seattle" for a good guide on what to expect and how to fit in.

It gets to 100 degrees by the end of May or early June here in Atlanta. I'm looking forward to not seeing the sun; I've had quite enough of it.

Today is absolutely beautiful here!

Yea, don't tell anyone else but it's actually blue skies and 72 out right now, going to be a gorgeous weekend.

ATTENTION NON-LOCALS: Seattle is a drab, grey, rain-soaked, angst- and coffee- fueled downer, just like you imagine.  Attempt no landing here.



ALL THESE CITIES ARE YOURS EXCEPT SEATTLE.
2013-05-03 09:41:57 PM
1 votes:

coeyagi: They are in the South, or did you fail to catch the gist of the rest of my statement.

F in reading comprehension for you, mongo.


Do you know how I know you have no clue about "The South"?

Hint: Tennessee is considered a "Yankee" state to the rest of the South, stemming from the Civil War and it's actions during.

Christian Bale: aren't there any Christians who will stand up and call out this bullshiat?


See "Americans United for Seperation of Church and State"

Clemkadidlefark: God Haters Spread Their Message of Hate and Hopelessness™


People, this is the prime example of someone so intellectually compromised and limited that they cannot fathom any other reason why someone would not believe the same they do than "They just hate my God"
2013-05-03 09:34:32 PM
1 votes:

Weaver95: f*ck this.  how do I become a pagan?  is there some sort of rite or ceremony?


You just need to find a good example and follow it. Might I suggest:

Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you will remember who we were, why we fought, or why we died. All that will matter is that two stood against many. Valor pleases you, Crom. So grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to hell with you!
2013-05-03 09:27:07 PM
1 votes:
You can teach religion in school when I can teach physics in church.
2013-05-03 09:24:51 PM
1 votes:
True fact: I'm an ordained member of the clergy of the Church of Spiritual Humanism.  Did it all online for about twenty bucks.  I was originally looking for a mail-order bishopric but those don't really exist.

/I absolve you of all your sins, child.  Go forth and commit some more of them.
2013-05-03 09:18:30 PM
1 votes:
aren't there any Christians who will stand up and call out this bullshiat?

Seriously, is it actually even possible to be Christian and respect the separation of church and state? I'm just wondering, because i've never heard a person say "I'm Christian and I think school prayer and and that crap is total crap and I'm glad it's not allowed because it shouldn't be"

instead you only hear "we're so oppressed! we can't flex our majority-number muscles at all times! boo hoo!"

So Christians, prove me wrong and please state your opposition to school prayer loud and clear. thank you.
2013-05-03 08:42:06 PM
1 votes:

Omahawg: [whitneym49.files.wordpress.com image 800x600]


www.charlock.org
2013-05-03 07:48:50 PM
1 votes:
My friend who lives in Tennessee doesn't understand why I won't come to visit.  BECAUSE OF THIS SH*T.

I am not EVER going to spend one f*cking cent on that economy.  I hope the South turns into some dystopian hellscape (well, more than it is now) and that the children and women starve for their god damn ignorance.

WHERE'S YOUR F*CKING JESUS NOW, ASSHOLES?
2013-05-03 07:46:21 PM
1 votes:
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Jesus will be coming sometime in the next 30 or so minutes.
2013-05-03 07:38:59 PM
1 votes:

Weaver95: f*ck this.  how do I become a pagan?  is there some sort of rite or ceremony?


Yes, there is. It's time consuming but not too hard to do. It's also very frowned upon by the more Fundamentalist Christian sects; Actually read the entire Bible. A little actual knowledge goes a long way.

/"You have no power over me." - Sarah (Labyrinth)
2013-05-03 07:27:08 PM
1 votes:

sabreWulf07: AbbeySomeone: pxlboy: ShawnDoc: pxlboy: I'm escaping to Seattle next year if all goes well; can't wait to get out of the south.

Say goodbye to the sun.  Also, on youtube search for "almost live seattle" for a good guide on what to expect and how to fit in.

It gets to 100 degrees by the end of May or early June here in Atlanta. I'm looking forward to not seeing the sun; I've had quite enough of it.

Today is absolutely beautiful here!

Yea, don't tell anyone else but it's actually blue skies and 72 out right now, going to be a gorgeous weekend.

ATTENTION NON-LOCALS: Seattle is a drab, grey, rain-soaked, angst- and coffee- fueled downer, just like you imagine.  Attempt no landing here.


Three words for Seattle: Moss. On. Roofs.
2013-05-03 07:05:00 PM
1 votes:
2013-05-03 07:00:33 PM
1 votes:

Cyberluddite: And oh, the best part of that article with this ad for some insurance agent that showed up on that page for me.

ads.wisconsingazette.com

American insurance--fark yeah!!!


 Whatever you're doing - blind date, job interview, or court date - you  cannot fail if you're wearing that suit.
2013-05-03 06:54:29 PM
1 votes:

ShawnDoc: chubby boy who wears stupid necklaces and smells of *herb*


This describes ALL priests worldwide.
2013-05-03 06:54:24 PM
1 votes:
After you've danced naked around a bonfire under the full moon while loaded up on beer and weed, Jesus just doesn't cut it, anymore.
2013-05-03 06:53:31 PM
1 votes:

pxlboy: I'm escaping to Seattle next year if all goes well; can't wait to get out of the south.


Say goodbye to the sun.  Also, on youtube search for "almost live seattle" for a good guide on what to expect and how to fit in.
2013-05-03 06:52:06 PM
1 votes:

Weaver95: f*ck this.  how do I become a pagan?  is there some sort of rite or ceremony?


you dont have to convert all at once.. in fact, many people started out with paganism simply by realizing windows computers often work better after you drip goat blood on the keyboard.

There's lots of ways up the mountain.. best part? You can still celebrate christmas!
2013-05-03 06:40:26 PM
1 votes:
Weaver95:

I think i'll walk down that list, see if any groups listed are still active.

and I'll pass on the voodoo.  I know someone who follows that path.  she's got issues.



I don't blame you.  But if you ever find a group composed entirely of people without issues, please let me know.
2013-05-03 06:38:09 PM
1 votes:
Bring in the Muslim clerics and let the students decide for themselves.
2013-05-03 06:27:45 PM
1 votes:

doglover: Weaver95: doglover: Weaver95: f*ck this.  how do I become a pagan?  is there some sort of rite or ceremony?

It's easy. Just go to Hati and follow the priest's instructions.

that's voodoo, not paganism.

pa·gan
/ˈpāgən/
Noun
A person holding religious beliefs other than those of the main world religions.


If voodoo mainstream now?


all poodles are dogs, but not all dogs are poodles.  'pagan' is a pretty specific term and denotes a celtic or Mediterranean pantheon (or simply worshiping the God and Goddess).  Voodoo is more centered on south american and/or Caribbean tradtiions and beliefs and incorporates (or outright kidnaps) some christian saints and concepts.  so while I suppose that from one perspective you could say that any religion NOT christian is 'pagan', that like saying unix is exactly like OS/390 because neither operating system is Windows.  technically true, but also very inaccurate.
2013-05-03 06:04:05 PM
1 votes:
I AM STERCULIUS. YOU HAVE ANGERED ME BY WORSHIPPING THIS "JESUS" PERSON.

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2013-05-03 05:55:22 PM
1 votes:

Weaver95: f*ck this.  how do I become a pagan?  is there some sort of rite or ceremony?


It's easy. Just go to Hati and follow the priest's instructions.
2013-05-03 05:51:02 PM
1 votes:

Weaver95: f*ck this.  how do I become a pagan?  is there some sort of rite or ceremony?


Just a little goat killin and lovin.
2013-05-03 05:41:00 PM
1 votes:
f*ck this.  how do I become a pagan?  is there some sort of rite or ceremony?
2013-05-03 02:56:18 PM
1 votes:
And oh, the best part of that article with this ad for some insurance agent that showed up on that page for me.

ads.wisconsingazette.com

American insurance--fark yeah!!!
2013-05-03 02:47:54 PM
1 votes:

Jon iz teh kewl: Jesus must be like a flaming homo by now


To, you philistine, not on.

/but truth be told, my first thought was that we need a Southern Buk*ke Convention, to "anoint the sinners".
2013-05-03 02:46:40 PM
1 votes:
Why do all these school prayer people feel the need to force Jews to commit apostasy?
 
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