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(Metro)   Six-foot penis scrawled into brand new $5,000 driveway. Dickless vandals suspected   (metro.co.uk) divider line 96
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2013-05-03 02:13:03 PM
Now it's a memorable landmark. Personally, I'd roll with it.
 
2013-05-03 02:15:06 PM
www.vladd44.com
Wanted for questioning.
 
2013-05-03 02:20:17 PM
THIS. MAN. IS. DEVASTATED.
metrouk2.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-05-03 02:22:30 PM
Is this true?
 
2013-05-03 02:22:38 PM
An employee decided to let the boss know how he felt about him.
 
2013-05-03 02:39:15 PM
"he's a gay"
 
2013-05-03 02:40:14 PM
Meh, I've seen bigger.
 
2013-05-03 02:41:22 PM
b.vimeocdn.com

Jealous over the sweet driveway art
 
2013-05-03 02:41:23 PM
Is this the thread where farkers act like 5" is normal and it's all about the wave of the pave?
 
2013-05-03 02:41:26 PM
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
I bet it was NASA
 
2013-05-03 02:41:56 PM
Jason Collins self portrait?
 
2013-05-03 02:41:59 PM
no  img1.fark.net tag?
 
2013-05-03 02:42:46 PM
Is that true?


www.cyclonefanatic.com
 
2013-05-03 02:43:11 PM
Someone keeps painting one on a speed cam near my house. It's one of the cams that looks like a refrigirator sits on the side of the road and 2-3 times a weeks a penis shows up on it. They paint over it real quick though.
 
2013-05-03 02:43:40 PM

ArkAngel: Is this true?


Yes it's true. This man has no dick.
 
2013-05-03 02:44:33 PM
It's always enjoyable when you see a picture of a dick and can say that your own is bigger. ^_^
 
2013-05-03 02:45:01 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: "he's a gay"


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2013-05-03 02:46:20 PM
If he keeps scrubbing it, it will get bigger.
 
2013-05-03 02:47:58 PM
Meh. I'd be pissed at first. But gives my driveway character. So, I'd find it funny in the long run.
 
2013-05-03 02:47:59 PM
So they can now turn into a dick every night?
 
2013-05-03 02:49:24 PM
But look, ye Farkers...there are  no footprints leading to or from the great schlong. Clearly an angel scrawled that johnson.
 
2013-05-03 02:49:55 PM
Nice, it's a "veiny, trumphant bastard" penis!
 
2013-05-03 02:50:32 PM
FTFA: It is huge.

That's what she said.
 
2013-05-03 02:50:39 PM
He should gedt that bump checked out.
 
2013-05-03 02:50:55 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: ArkAngel: Is this true?

Yes it's true. This man has no dick.


Well, that's what I heard!
 
2013-05-03 02:52:03 PM
I think I would find it amusing, but I would be pissed off when I eventually am forced to pay to have it fixed by the city or complaining neighbors.
 
2013-05-03 02:53:09 PM
freakoutnation.com

Blames the masons
 
2013-05-03 02:53:42 PM
Well it's free advertising...now he can say that he has the best meat in town.
 
2013-05-03 02:54:13 PM

7th Son of a 7th Son: Well it's free advertising...now he can say that he has the best meat in town.


Can't beat that meat!
 
2013-05-03 02:54:48 PM
Too bad they decided to do this to a butcher.

Now he's gonna have to have the whole thing hammered out and redone... but he'll probably save some money on concrete by using some filler.
=Smidge=
 
2013-05-03 02:54:51 PM
cdn5.movieclips.com
 
2013-05-03 02:55:23 PM
'I can't really afford to have it all re-done so I have done my best to scrub it out and make sure I place my car carefully over it every day,' he added.

He might find it easier to back it in.
 
2013-05-03 02:55:32 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: ArkAngel: Is this true?

Yes it's true. This man has no dick.


dammit!
 
2013-05-03 02:56:17 PM
This is why the pro crews post a guard on new pours for the first 24 hours.

/ Gives them a chance to spray the slab with water to help the cure at the same time.
 
2013-05-03 02:59:07 PM
I've got his last turkey in the shop swingin'!
 
2013-05-03 03:07:19 PM

uncleacid: If he keeps scrubbing it, it will get bigger.


It's his dick. He can wash it as fast as he wants to.
 
2013-05-03 03:07:34 PM
Godalmit!
 
2013-05-03 03:07:35 PM

johnny_vegas: Sin_City_Superhero: ArkAngel: Is this true?

Yes it's true. This man has no dick.

dammit!



/came here for this, leaving satisfied.
 
2013-05-03 03:09:19 PM
just rub it out
 
2013-05-03 03:12:16 PM
 
2013-05-03 03:15:43 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-03 03:16:24 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-05-03 03:24:55 PM
You know, if you're going to pick something juvenile to do to someone's property, don't make it something that's going to cost thousands of dollars to repair most likely. Spray painting a street sign is one thing, ruining someone's driveway is another..
 
2013-05-03 03:29:16 PM
Amateurs.

Google "The Great Penis Bridge of St. Petersburg" to see it done right.
 
2013-05-03 03:31:13 PM
IT WAS THE GOT-DAMN BATMAN

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2013-05-03 03:31:21 PM
Wanted for prosecution:
www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com
 
2013-05-03 03:31:59 PM
Simon Thornton, who is also a member of the Godalming council...

Well, maybe if you were part of the  Godalming  council you wouldn't end up with a  Godalming  penis carved into your Godalming driveway.

Godalmit.
 
2013-05-03 03:38:22 PM

Somaticasual: You know, if you're going to pick something juvenile to do to someone's property, don't make it something that's going to cost thousands of dollars to repair most likely. Spray painting a street sign is one thing, ruining someone's driveway is another..


I was just wondering how much it would cost to repair this, would it really require ripping the whole thing up and starting again?  Couldn't it be sanded down to some degree and that concrete sealer paint be used to fill it in?  I honestly don't know.

If it cost more than $50 I'd be keeping my new full-of-character driveway as it is.
 
2013-05-03 03:43:53 PM
www.bbc.co.uk
It's a long (tee, hee!) British tradition - Cerne Abbas Giant
 
2013-05-03 03:47:22 PM
FTFA: Cllr Thornton said he didn't think someone had targeted him and it was probably just mindless vandals.

Of course you don't you dick.  Maybe they were just thinking with the wrong head?
 
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