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2001-11-29 08:36:51 AM  
Britney has the hot back door action going on... Like we are surprised...
2001-11-29 08:38:41 AM  
Okay, maybe I'm just dense, or the Extra-Large Dunkin Donuts coffee just hasn't soaked in yet, but if that's not supposed to be her ass, then what the hell IS it supposed to be?
2001-11-29 08:39:09 AM  
Oh, so she is a technical virgin. Just as i suspected.
2001-11-29 08:40:41 AM  
That's not her ass, that's her leg, she's wearing a leather skirt and red cowboy boots.
2001-11-29 08:42:24 AM  
i was tricked by this a couple weeks ago. i was wondering what the hell it was. i knew they couldnt be showing her ass at!

mmmmmmmmm..... britney!
2001-11-29 08:42:37 AM  
Bit of an optical illusion. It would make for one ugly butt though.
2001-11-29 08:42:50 AM  
Ah yes, via, but mind you, it's got farking britporn as part of the URL, and is a link to Yeah, smartfilter, wait to stomp the shiat outta me
2001-11-29 08:43:38 AM  
Even by your standards, Bigpeeler? :P
2001-11-29 08:46:31 AM  
I would like to see little Brit butt naked (pun intended) as much as the next sex deprived pervert amongst us, but there is a huge element of wishful thinking here. Not for a moment did I ever think that was her butt.
2001-11-29 08:47:47 AM  
THAt is one UUUGGGLLLYYY ass...I just burned my Britney albums...
2001-11-29 08:56:46 AM  
Some of us never had any Britney albums. ;-)
2001-11-29 09:02:53 AM  
F.uckingLoser and 9/10, what do you mean by Britney albums?
2001-11-29 09:05:05 AM  
2001-11-29 09:19:15 AM  
Palug: OK, you got us there. Britney CDs and TAPES. Fair enough.
2001-11-29 09:21:05 AM  
Ohhhh, so she makes music! I did not know that.
2001-11-29 09:21:38 AM  
That ass looks as if it's upside down..but the underwear is going in the opposite direction of her crack. It just doesn't make sense. I can't even make out what it's supposed to be if this is actually considered sublim.. Brit does have an odd looking ass in reality though I think it's due to her short legs & long torso - mind you I'd still enjoy throwing a nut in her ass.
2001-11-29 09:22:27 AM  
Subliminal? It really looks like an ass!
2001-11-29 09:23:37 AM  
its still an album if its on cd.

this does not look like her ass. i had to really think about it to see it.
2001-11-29 09:23:56 AM  
All I see is a bent knee. Are people imagining that the fold in the leg is a butt crack? That doesn't count as "subliminal", that counts as "take a shower, you're desparate and seeing things".
2001-11-29 09:35:55 AM  
Hey, I know it's a knee, but if my brain wants to see Britneys ass, then I say "Have at it, bucko!"
2001-11-29 09:38:38 AM  
Looks ass-backward to me...
2001-11-29 09:38:52 AM  
[image from too old to be available]
2001-11-29 09:43:17 AM  
I know guys that would fark the bend in her knee.
2001-11-29 09:48:47 AM  
i would fark the back of her knee. if given the opp. I would do many degrading and perverted things to her. It's weird I don't feel the need to be perverted to the few women I have had sex with, but when it comes to celebs I want to do degrading shti to them. Why is this?
2001-11-29 10:04:47 AM  
I have to admit, I saw nothing but an ass for a while until I read the bent knee comment. Crap, now I only see the bent knee! Thanks for nothing.
2001-11-29 10:12:53 AM  
[image from too old to be available]

Just a little more interesting shot for you obsessives.
2001-11-29 10:15:14 AM  
When fark posted that picture of Laura Bush's butt a few days back, they pretty much filled up their "ass" quota for the next month or two.
2001-11-29 10:20:46 AM  
On September 11th a man was photographed on the roof of the World Trade Center, just before flight 93 crashed into it. Then on Halloween the malls were going to be attacked, so we were warned to stay away. Terrorist aligators were to unite a week later. I got an email saying not to take a poop on Nov. 7th, because they would be hiding in my toilet, and bite me on the ass. Now this Brittany banner is supposed to make me "see" her ass when I read the text?


I'm really NOT as dumb as I look.
2001-11-29 10:26:25 AM  
could someone post the picture so those of us at work can see without having to click on a link with porn in the address?
2001-11-29 10:38:07 AM  
Here it is:
[image from too old to be available]
2001-11-29 10:47:22 AM  
<South Park>
2001-11-29 10:47:47 AM  
I don't see how it could be mistaken. I think it's OBVIOUS that she has her knee hiked up to her chin while lying on her side and wearing red boots.

2001-11-29 10:48:40 AM  
thanks bongo.... too bad this is more of a thigh shot and not really an ass shot... :-( got all excited bout nuttin
2001-11-29 10:52:38 AM  
Damn, I really didn't see that at first, Cow01. Maybe I was looking at the picture with a biased view b/c of the article.
2001-11-29 10:53:43 AM  
Count me in as one of those guys that would fark the bend in her knee. I would also eat the corn out her shiat.
2001-11-29 11:08:28 AM  
I dont' seen any farking red boots!
2001-11-29 11:16:19 AM  
Imabmf :
"i would fark the back of her knee. if given the opp. I would do many degrading and perverted things to her. It's weird I don't feel the need to be perverted to the few women I have had sex with, but when it comes to celebs I want to do degrading shti to them. Why is this?"

She is a fanatasy. therefore when you think of her, it seems more acceptable to want to do degrading things because you don't really see her as real.
2001-11-29 11:17:02 AM  
Yeah, and if they showed the bend in her elbow, that would look like a butt too. Just ask any 10 year-old boy.
2001-11-29 11:31:24 AM  
I showed a supervisor here at work the article and his response was, "I'd fark her leg then!"

I sat there and thought, so would I.
2001-11-29 11:31:39 AM  
I wonder what Britney thinks about this?
2001-11-29 11:47:08 AM ass.
2001-11-29 11:47:13 AM  
my god is she sweeT!!!
2001-11-29 11:47:26 AM  
Charlotte's driver -
Thats sounds reasonable but I also have this thing where I only talk about having sex with celebs in the ass. Like when my frineds and I were disucssing the Bush twins, i said how cool it would be to poke one of them (or both) in the rear, Just makes me feel powerful knowing I took the Leader of the free world's daughter(s) and did one of the most disgusting, yet pleasurable things to them. I have let you know way too much. I will shut up now.
2001-11-29 11:54:56 AM  
What's she doin'? Poopin' a curtain?
2001-11-29 12:05:25 PM  
There she goes again with her subliminal messages....just like in her Slave 4U song where she says "I wanna have sex with you" and denies it....ya, right!
2001-11-29 12:13:27 PM  
Speaking of that video , I caught the last 30 seconds or so the other night, damn she is mighty fine. Women shakin what they got will never go out of style.
2001-11-29 12:19:52 PM  
It took me about 10 minutes to see and ass and not a leg. Whatta buncha perverts, you all are!
2001-11-29 12:25:29 PM  
Naderbot : ROTFL! Too funny. You slay me.
2001-11-29 12:27:37 PM  
Well she knows her singing ain't so hot so she's gotta sell SOMETHING. Skank ass ho.
2001-11-29 12:34:26 PM  
My time: 3 minutes to finally ascertain the bent knee thing from the curtain-poopin thing. Her proportions are all farked up, though. Look at it again...her torso would have to be about 50% longer than normal for that to be a natural pose. Her ass is a good three feet away from her's all wrong.

Definitely doctored.
2001-11-29 12:53:01 PM  
Her 15 min. sure is lasting a loooooooong time......
2001-11-29 12:54:15 PM  
How come nobody else commented about the message?

-- "Go Backstage with Britney"

Now that can be taken another way.
2001-11-29 12:58:05 PM  
Come on, that should ONLY be taken another way!
2001-11-29 01:01:04 PM  


so now she's doing subliminal ass porn

how long till she's doing the real thing?

I'm lubing up and waiting now.
2001-11-29 01:10:52 PM  
NaTaX: I give her another 3 years, 5 max, then her career will go to hell and she'll turn to porn.
2001-11-29 01:17:54 PM  
I'd like to go backdoor with Britney.
2001-11-29 01:20:52 PM  
Can someone explain why we have to look at the crosses?
2001-11-29 01:21:40 PM  
Huh...??? I guess I need to catch up on tech stuff...what did this guy do? I would love to know how he did it anyway.... And I thought I knew so much about the web technical side, I guess not. Someone fill me in.....
2001-11-29 01:26:20 PM  
Unless someone already said this....if you tilt your haed to the right, then you can see that it is some chick with a G-string on lying on her stomach with her ass in the air.... They could have at least messed with the picture right....
2001-11-29 01:39:52 PM  
Before reading the comments, I thought to myself "what could that be besides an ass?" I thought of the bent knee thing, but her lower leg looks like it drops off, leaving only a stump... but yeah, the red boots theory might have some merit. To the labs!!
2001-11-29 01:47:48 PM  
Ecounseller: Nobody's commented on it because the article already comments on it. [image from too old to be available]
2001-11-29 01:54:54 PM  
If only it was J-Lo's would CBS's ratings go up then!
2001-11-29 02:01:33 PM  
Britney's ass is in Minneapolis tonight.

"Won't someone please think of the children."
2001-11-29 02:07:30 PM  
All I could see until someone mentioned the leg was an upside down thong ass.
2001-11-29 03:00:54 PM  
If I had a nickel for everytime my ass shows up subliminally....
2001-11-29 03:12:34 PM  
looks like a potato kinish(ima jew)eating a slice of watermelon.
2001-11-29 03:27:08 PM  
It took me 10 seconds to see a leg, and not her shiatting a red hankie.

I don't know what's funnier - the picture, or the fact that a few farkers didn't figure out that the pic is of her leg, not her ass.
2001-11-29 03:33:51 PM  
That would be one messed up ass then!
2001-11-29 03:48:15 PM  
What kind of screwed up asses have people been looking at, to believe that is one?
2001-11-29 04:07:08 PM  
You can't really look at it directly... and the effect is much greater when you're surfing the net at 2:00am, and glance up and peripherally see this ass under the heading "Go backstage with Britney."

eh... sorry for the directory name, in hindsight, I should have used something more safe for work.
2001-11-29 04:20:52 PM  
I thought it was an ass at first, but not hers. It was not in the proper position to be her ass. I thought they photoshopped an ass in there or something. Then I see it is a knee. Oh well.
2001-11-29 04:37:10 PM  
I guess I have seen way too many naked women (or not enough in my opinion), but it looked like her leg when I first saw it...and it still does.
2001-11-29 05:32:05 PM  
Utter bullshiat. Who are these guys, ad experts?
I hate (but would love to do) Tittney Spears, but this is just rediculous.
2001-11-29 05:54:04 PM  
damn she flexybull, fodder? can yooh tel sandta ta brung me wonna dem?
2001-11-29 05:54:50 PM  
yes please imagine that with
<hick> tags around it...
2001-11-29 05:57:37 PM  
I hate to boast, but I've seen a lot of asses in my life and that aint no ass,... It's a leg... :)
2001-11-29 06:26:07 PM  
I cannot believe anyone would think that was an ass.. although, if I squint, it kinda looks like my mother in law..

CandyPink: the elbow thing was one of the first things I thought of...
2001-11-29 06:35:12 PM  
Where is Subliminal Man when you need him?
2001-11-29 08:28:29 PM  
Everybody keeps saying that it doesn't look like her ass, it's definately her knee...but thats where the subliminal comes in, when your not looking at the ad, then suddenly glance up and say "whoa! is that britney's ass? ah, wait, no, its just her knee"
2001-11-29 09:17:11 PM  
That is so fake. Britney, I mean.
2001-11-29 09:47:18 PM  
The funniest thing is on the Late Show's website, there is a link labeled (under the 'Wahoo Gazette') "Al Roker's Mom's Sweet Poon."

Bwhahahhahahahahahaha is all I have to say.
2001-12-03 03:02:29 AM  
I'll agree that the picture is of bent knees, skirt and cowboy boots, but how in the Hell could that only be one picture and not be doctored. For what it's worth, I'm a woman and I saw an ass so you don't have to be a perverted guy.
2001-12-16 01:46:41 PM  
technically, if you have that many guys wackin it to your picture, are you really still a virgin?
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