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(Mirror.co.uk)   Our special tonight: Cervical cancer served on beetroot carpaccio with mustard-honey dip   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 61
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2013-05-03 10:15:47 AM  
... and Spam.
 
2013-05-03 11:51:43 AM  
Who among us hasn't eaten a rotten pussy?
 
2013-05-03 12:01:10 PM  
www.alwaysaround.net

As long as it is served when she turns black...
 
2013-05-03 12:45:58 PM  
Strange, Bee Jays are usually a good way to avoid cervical cancer.
 
2013-05-03 01:09:53 PM  
Who's up for some Bee Jays tonight?
 
2013-05-03 01:10:10 PM  
Call me a food snob, but that doesn't sound appetizing at all.
 
2013-05-03 01:12:16 PM  
 I wish I could eat your cancerwhen you turn black.

Hey, wait, I got a new complaint.
 
2013-05-03 01:13:33 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: Who among us hasn't eaten a rotten pussy?


Me.

Well, not that I know of. There's some grey area during the first few years at college.
 
2013-05-03 01:13:44 PM  
Pfff.  I was eating cervical cancer before it became popular.  I'm certainly not going to pay for Bee Jays to give it to me.
 
2013-05-03 01:14:32 PM  

Warthog: I wish I could eat your cancerwhen you turn black.

Hey, wait, I got a new complaint.


I, for one, consider myself to be... forever in debt to your priceless advice.
 
2013-05-03 01:14:34 PM  

Warthog:  I wish I could eat your cancerwhen you turn black.

Hey, wait, I got a new complaint.


Thanks.

Forever in debt to your priceless advice.
 
2013-05-03 01:15:19 PM  
Google translate gives: "Crayfish served with beet carpaccio with mustard-honey dip"

Maybe they should just use farking google.
 
2013-05-03 01:16:15 PM  

Rhino_man: Warthog: I wish I could eat your cancerwhen you turn black.

Hey, wait, I got a new complaint.

I, for one, consider myself to be... forever in debt to your priceless advice.


*shakes fist*

I'm going to lock you in a heart-shaped box of cervical cancer.
 
2013-05-03 01:16:45 PM  
Oh, it's crayfish. Might as well be cervical cancer.
 
2013-05-03 01:16:57 PM  

megarian: Rhino_man: Warthog: I wish I could eat your cancerwhen you turn black.

Hey, wait, I got a new complaint.

I, for one, consider myself to be... forever in debt to your priceless advice.

*shakes fist*

I'm going to lock you in a heart-shaped box of cervical cancer.


But it might take me weeks to get out...
 
2013-05-03 01:17:23 PM  
Owen Durray sounds like an ass. I would have laughed mightily.
 
2013-05-03 01:17:33 PM  
"As it was I quickly lost my appetite, the meaning doesn't exactly encourage you to order anything does it?"

1) Lost you appetite, are you kidding me? Man up, nancy boy.
2) It absolutely would encourage me to order something - it's obviously a mis-translation, I'd order it just to see what it really was.
 
2013-05-03 01:17:49 PM  
That's horrifying. Cervical cancer should be eaten with ranch or blue cheese.
 
2013-05-03 01:18:35 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Oh, it's crayfish. Might as well be cervical cancer.


That has branding possibilities:

"Crayfish: the other cervical cancer."

or

"Crayfish:  it does a cervical cancer good."

or

"Ask not what crayfish can do for cervical cancer.  Ask what cervical cancer can do for crayfish."
 
2013-05-03 01:19:37 PM  
I get and can accept that the translation wasn't caught before it was presented to customers. It's a failure but it's still understandable. What I have a problem with is non-apologies. For fark sake just say, "We regret not vetting this menu with anyone and apologize to anyone who has or has lost someone to cervical cancer." All I hear when people non apologize is "Shut up nancy. It's your fault for having your knickers in a twist."
 
2013-05-03 01:24:45 PM  
Still no cure for crayfish...
 
2013-05-03 01:25:26 PM  
Man, I thought someone was eating tumors. I was horrified. Glad it's just a translation problem.
 
2013-05-03 01:25:44 PM  
Would you pair that with a red or a white wine?
 
2013-05-03 01:26:00 PM  

megarian: There's some grey area during the first few years at college.


The first few years of college were the best years I'll never remember.
 
2013-05-03 01:26:10 PM  

lockers: I get and can accept that the translation wasn't caught before it was presented to customers. It's a failure but it's still understandable. What I have a problem with is non-apologies. For fark sake just say, "We regret not vetting this menu with anyone and apologize to anyone who has or has lost someone to cervical cancer." All I hear when people non apologize is "Shut up nancy. It's your fault for having your knickers in a twist."


I'm sorry you feel that way.

/amidonitrite?
 
2013-05-03 01:27:26 PM  

Critatak: Would you pair that with a red or a white wine?


Red, but only for a few days each month.
 
2013-05-03 01:30:59 PM  

lockers: I get and can accept that the translation wasn't caught before it was presented to customers. It's a failure but it's still understandable. What I have a problem with is non-apologies. For fark sake just say, "We regret not vetting this menu with anyone and apologize to anyone who has or has lost someone to cervical cancer." All I hear when people non apologize is "Shut up nancy. It's your fault for having your knickers in a twist."


You should be a press release writer when you grow up. Weasel words.
 
2013-05-03 01:32:29 PM  
It's crawfish dumbass...
 
2013-05-03 01:36:00 PM  
One of my friends in Argentina saw a pineapple & ham pizza on the menu, it was translated as 'fragmentation hand grenade'.

Looking for the picture right now......
 
2013-05-03 01:36:20 PM  

show me: You should be a press release writer when you grow up. Weasel words.


I regret you thinking I am not living up to my potential. I the future I will endeavor to seem more sincere.
 
2013-05-03 01:37:39 PM  
Still no cure fo beets.
 
2013-05-03 01:38:00 PM  
lockers:   "Shut up nancy. It's your fault for having your knickers in a twist."

Yeah, that sounds about right.  My emotions are my responsibility.  The sand in my vagina  is my problem.
 
2013-05-03 01:39:44 PM  

lockers: show me: You should be a press release writer when you grow up. Weasel words.

I regret you thinking I am not living up to my potential. I the future I will endeavor to seem more sincere.


Sincerity is the key.  If you can fake that, you've got in made.
 
2013-05-03 01:40:19 PM  
I (sort of) get how this happened.

In many Slavic languages, the words for these concepts are the same. Why? Think about "cancer" on the zodiac...what is it? Exactly.

Now how they got "cervical" there...
 
2013-05-03 01:40:40 PM  
It's nice they got crawdad translated correctly now would someone explain to them what Bee Jay means.
 
2013-05-03 01:41:25 PM  
But how was it mistranslated? Did the translator look it up in a dictionary then type the passage underneath on the "C" page, or does crayfish loosely translate into "rotten vagina bug" or something?

/it's kinda interesting
//no?
 
2013-05-03 01:44:18 PM  
we all seem to be ignoring that this is the mirror, talking about something that happened in poland. When a british tabloid talks about something that occured "in poland." what it is really saying is that the event is something that they "made up."
 
2013-05-03 01:44:32 PM  
Our special tonight: Cervical cancer served on beetroot carpaccio with mustard-honey dip and 16 dogs?
 
2013-05-03 02:00:55 PM  
So cancer is out, but BJs is in...
 
2013-05-03 02:08:08 PM  
As funny as this is, I wonder about the other possible mistranslations.

"Waiter, according to Google Translate, 'capaccio z poledwicy wolowej' means 'rats boiled in beet sauce,' not 'beef sirloin' anything!"
 
2013-05-03 02:08:57 PM  

megarian: jehovahs witness protection: Who among us hasn't eaten a rotten pussy?

Me.

Well, not that I know of. There's some grey area during the first few years at college.


Those were c*cks
 
2013-05-03 02:11:06 PM  

BubbaJones: megarian: jehovahs witness protection: Who among us hasn't eaten a rotten pussy?

Me.

Well, not that I know of. There's some grey area during the first few years at college.

Those were c*cks


Oh. Well that explains the holes in the wall. Suddenly I'm not that pissed about my secutity deposit.
 
2013-05-03 02:14:33 PM  

Queensowntalia: Owen Durray sounds like an ass. I would have laughed mightily.

 
2013-05-03 02:16:24 PM  

crawdadhead: It's crawfish dumbass...


Go to Wikipedia, type in "Crawfish"

Crayfish
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia  (Redirected from Crawfish)

Your argument is invalid.
 
2013-05-03 02:17:41 PM  
media1.keepbusy.net
 
2013-05-03 02:23:31 PM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: [media1.keepbusy.net image 640x480]


I've seen this movie. They share the ice cream.

I'll be leaving now to blow my brains out.
 
2013-05-03 02:29:54 PM  

mainstreet62: One of my friends in Argentina saw a pineapple & ham pizza on the menu, it was translated as 'fragmentation hand grenade'.

Looking for the picture right now......


Hmm, the old WWII era hand grenades were nicknamed "Pineapples" so I suppose I could see that mistranslation happening. But only if whoever was doing the translating was really, really being sloppy and not even remotely bothering to check it with an actual English speaker first.
 
2013-05-03 02:31:22 PM  
Best advice my dad ever gave me: "Never eat the fish tacos at Casa Papilloma"
 
2013-05-03 02:44:07 PM  

genepool lifeboat: megarian: There's some grey area during the first few years at college.

The first few years of college were the best years I'll never remember.


www.fanstarleagues.com
 
2013-05-03 02:45:40 PM  

lockers: show me: You should be a press release writer when you grow up. Weasel words.

I regret you thinking I am not living up to my potential. I the future I will endeavor to seem more sincere.


There, that makes me feel better. I appreciate your continued efforts in relieving my mental anguish and will be even more receptive to them in the future.
 
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