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(SFist)   May is International Masturbation month, if you've already participated give yourself a hand... er, again   ( divider line
    More: Spiffy, International Masturbation, Good Vibrations, SFist  
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2013-05-03 09:37:51 AM  
Farker's Holy Month.
2013-05-03 09:57:26 AM  
This morning, before getting up to get ready for work.
2013-05-03 10:16:39 AM  
Proud participant.

/twice already
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-05-03 10:23:45 AM  

James!: Farker's Holy Month.

Time for some self flagellation.
2013-05-03 10:57:25 AM  
Tis the high holy month.

So where do we go on a pilgrimage?
Is there any special foods or drinks?
Candles? should there be candles?

Every post should have a pictured attached.
2013-05-03 11:18:39 AM  
What's the protocol for International masturbation month?  Do I actually have to jerk off someone from another country, or would jerking to a picture of a foreigner be sufficient?
2013-05-03 11:27:36 AM  
As long as Japan exists and keeps producing such quality products I will keep International Masturbation Month in my heart the whole year through.
2013-05-03 11:30:40 AM  
Many times today already.
2013-05-03 11:39:33 AM  
On this International Masturbation month let us remember the wise words of George W Bush "You can't forgot Poland"

I shall never forget Poland
2013-05-03 11:40:51 AM  
BTW, April was National Procrastination Month.
2013-05-03 11:41:42 AM

or Argentina
2013-05-03 11:42:44 AM  
Socko de Mayo?
2013-05-03 11:42:51 AM

or the Netherlands
2013-05-03 11:43:44 AM

Then there is the French
2013-05-03 11:44:29 AM  
Russia is nice
2013-05-03 11:45:51 AM

And you have to have some love for the Czech Republic
2013-05-03 11:47:25 AM

My attempt at a GIS for 'sexy german gay bear.'

I don't know if he's German, but still.. very nice.
2013-05-03 11:55:44 AM

Here's a Swedish guy for you.
2013-05-03 12:33:10 PM  
insert miltontwins.jpg here
2013-05-03 12:33:18 PM  
Just May? I thought it was a year-round event?
2013-05-03 12:33:25 PM  



2013-05-03 12:35:28 PM
F-A-R-K in May
2013-05-03 12:37:38 PM  
Well as it turns out, I'm masturbating as we speak!
2013-05-03 12:39:15 PM
2013-05-03 12:39:55 PM  

kazikian: Well as it turns out, I'm masturbating as we speak!

/so to speak
2013-05-03 12:41:40 PM
2013-05-03 12:41:59 PM  
Once wednesday,  four times yesterday and twice today so far.  I need to get back to work.
2013-05-03 12:42:34 PM
2013-05-03 12:42:52 PM  
Try the reverse overhand.
2013-05-03 12:43:02 PM

/also EIP, just in case any Farkettes choose to sponsor this month's events
2013-05-03 12:43:02 PM
2013-05-03 12:43:11 PM
2013-05-03 12:43:39 PM  
The rest of the gallery: Valeria Orsini.
2013-05-03 12:44:34 PM  

Show_The_O_Face: Once wednesday,  four times yesterday and twice today so far.  I need to get back to work.

You sound like you are not on antidepressants.

/Side effects suck.
2013-05-03 12:44:48 PM
2013-05-03 12:45:26 PM
2013-05-03 12:45:54 PM  
Proud participant, however my quota for today will be past due. I'll make it up tomorrow.

/once daily
2013-05-03 12:46:04 PM
2013-05-03 12:47:36 PM  
Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky, strong it's your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right

Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
2013-05-03 12:47:50 PM
2013-05-03 12:49:44 PM  
2013-05-03 12:49:51 PM
2013-05-03 12:50:16 PM
2013-05-03 12:50:37 PM  
But my cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control, so he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, snap! The hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and it land safely and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.
2013-05-03 12:51:05 PM
2013-05-03 12:51:15 PM  
Must fap to someone from every nation on the planet!

/It's about average for a proud Farker
//20/400,000 vision
2013-05-03 12:52:19 PM  
This one's for you Wil
2013-05-03 12:53:08 PM  

CygnusDarius: The rest of the gallery: Valeria Orsini.

Who's got a light?
2013-05-03 12:54:41 PM
2013-05-03 12:57:49 PM  
One for teh Ladies...
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