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(WMUR New Hampshire)   Eel smuggler turns out to be slippery as... hmmm... now if there was only something slippery with which to compare him   (wmur.com) divider line 48
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2013-05-03 11:24:31 AM  
Clinton?
 
2013-05-03 11:36:06 AM  
The worst part is that his hovercraft was seized
 
2013-05-03 12:17:56 PM  
extras.mnginteractive.com

Slippery as 2 guidos wrestling in a kiddie pool full of mucous.
 
2013-05-03 12:26:43 PM  

gopher321: Clinton?


Snappy reference. Is it 1998 already?
 
2013-05-03 12:46:42 PM  
A lubed up dildo at a MILF sex-toy party?
 
2013-05-03 12:49:35 PM  
It's the politics of contraband.
 
2013-05-03 12:50:48 PM  

Demetrius: A lubed up dildo at a MILF sex-toy party?


........go on.
 
2013-05-03 12:51:18 PM  
A waterslide doused in salad dressing?
 
2013-05-03 12:55:32 PM  
$2000 for a pound of eel meat? Where?
Maybe $2000 for a pound of live baby eels, that get raised for meat.
Needs me some eel meat!
 
2013-05-03 12:59:08 PM  
Subby's mother's vagina?
 
2013-05-03 01:01:47 PM  
An inflatable mattress after a Maria Ozawa nuru scene?
 
2013-05-03 01:04:24 PM  
the slope into derpy hyperbole farkers use in the politics tab?
 
2013-05-03 01:04:48 PM  
i.usatoday.net

/just not slippery enough
 
2013-05-03 01:07:00 PM  

bikerbob59: Subby's mother's vagina?


+1 more for Subby's Mom's Vagina.
 
2013-05-03 01:08:32 PM  

bikerbob59: Subby's mother's vagina?


No. that thing is drier than... uh, if only there were a really dry place, preferably covered in fine granulated particulate that drastically increases friction and would cause irritation when coming into contact with a mucous membrane that I could compare it to.
 
2013-05-03 01:08:41 PM  
Jim Digriz?
 
2013-05-03 01:09:30 PM  

bikerbob59: Subby's mother's vagina?


Nah. It was dry and crusty. Got tired of peeling the scabs off...

/grilled cheese
 
2013-05-03 01:10:44 PM  
www.ranqd.com
 
2013-05-03 01:11:15 PM  
Plastic-Man?
 
2013-05-03 01:12:37 PM  
Elm?
 
2013-05-03 01:12:55 PM  
You mean it's not a euphemism?!
 
2013-05-03 01:16:01 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-03 01:18:13 PM  

Dellirium: $2000 for a pound of eel meat? Where?
Maybe $2000 for a pound of live baby eels, that get raised for meat.
Needs me some eel meat!


Gotta be the Chinese.  Only they have that kind of food derp.
 
2013-05-03 01:24:31 PM  
Sloped nipple?
 
2013-05-03 01:24:48 PM  
A greased Scotsman?
 
2013-05-03 01:25:25 PM  
I kid you not the slickest substance know to mankind is owl shiat.
 
2013-05-03 01:30:01 PM  
i215.photobucket.com
What an eel smuggler might look like.
 
2013-05-03 01:43:19 PM  
 
2013-05-03 01:54:25 PM  
The second suspect escaped in his hovercraft.
 
2013-05-03 01:55:10 PM  

Shrapnel: [i215.photobucket.com image 570x319]
What an eel smuggler might look like.


I bet his weiner has a first name.
 
2013-05-03 02:05:51 PM  
Slicker than two eels farking in a bucket of snot.

/mojo
 
2013-05-03 02:12:11 PM  
slipperier than snot on a door knob?
 
2013-05-03 02:16:51 PM  

Mugato: gopher321: Clinton?

Snappy reference. Is it 1998 already?


God, I hope so. I was afraid it was already 2016.
 
2013-05-03 02:20:34 PM  
As a Striped Bass fisherman heading out for the first time this season I'm getting a kick out of anything involving eels.
 
2013-05-03 02:22:08 PM  

Skarekrough: As a Striped Bass fisherman heading out for the first time this season I'm getting a kick out of anything involving eels.


Especially the electric ones.
 
2013-05-03 02:46:28 PM  
Paging Mr. The Hitcher...
 
2013-05-03 03:15:34 PM  
goeshealth.com
 
2013-05-03 03:22:10 PM  
Wait... I had something for this
 
2013-05-03 03:23:41 PM  
I just talked to my friend. He told me about a girl he met at a bar last weekend. He was happy as a clam. He tried to prove to her that he was strong as an ox, sly as a fox, had a memory like an elephant. She liked him and became slippery as an eel, a regular snake in the grass.

They went to her place and became snug like two bugs in a rug. They humped like rabbits. Unfortunately he's quick as a bunny. She's depressed and goes straight to the fringe. She's hungry as a bear, eats like a pig. He goes to the liquor cabinet and gets drunk as a skunk. He drinks like a fish and gets blind as a bat. Next thing you know he's out in the street naked as a jaybird. He's pissing like a racehorse and says screw her I'm the 800 lbs Gorilla and I'm hung like a horse!
 
2013-05-03 03:40:41 PM  
saumyachopra.info

yes please.

/have you seen the price of eel lately? It's gotten crazy expensive
 
2013-05-03 03:43:34 PM  
go look up a movie called "Farm Film Animals".

/you'll thank punch me later
 
2013-05-03 04:20:17 PM  
Eels.i.imgur.com Up inside ya
 
2013-05-03 04:29:15 PM  
Sorry subby, can't think of anything.
farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2013-05-03 05:29:10 PM  

Snarfangel: Mugato: gopher321: Clinton?

Snappy reference. Is it 1998 already?

God, I hope so. I was afraid it was already 2016.


Well, Hillary gets a get out of jail free card for her next in-White House blow job.

/shudder
 
2013-05-03 05:29:28 PM  
"This wall is as smooth as...hey, what's the smoothest thing you can think of?"
"This wall."
"Right. This wall is as smooth as...this wall."
 
2013-05-03 08:07:34 PM  

Spam Pajamas: I just talked to my friend. He told me about a girl he met at a bar last weekend. He was happy as a clam. He tried to prove to her that he was strong as an ox, sly as a fox, had a memory like an elephant. She liked him and became slippery as an eel, a regular snake in the grass.

They went to her place and became snug like two bugs in a rug. They humped like rabbits. Unfortunately he's quick as a bunny. She's depressed and goes straight to the fringe. She's hungry as a bear, eats like a pig. He goes to the liquor cabinet and gets drunk as a skunk. He drinks like a fish and gets blind as a bat. Next thing you know he's out in the street naked as a jaybird. He's pissing like a racehorse and says screw her I'm the 800 lbs Gorilla and I'm hung like a horse!


24.media.tumblr.com
@ your post
 
2013-05-03 08:31:36 PM  
you guys are slipping tonight!

i41.tinypic.com
 
2013-05-03 08:48:57 PM  
You farkers make me proud to be a Subby every time! Thanks for the lulz. I needed it today!
 
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