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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)   One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Radioactive Fish   (cleveland.com) divider line 31
    More: Strange, perry, Nuclear Regulatory Commission, Firstenergy Corp., cooling water, nuclear plant, worker safety  
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2013-05-03 10:51:44 AM
Simpsons did it.
 
2013-05-03 10:55:13 AM
That plant has problems. Next thing you know Jack Lemmon will lock himself in the control room and demand an interview with Jane Fonda.
 
2013-05-03 11:03:44 AM
Nice prank, Mr. Maintenance Guy.  Hope the yucks at the Warsaw Tavern were worth it, considering you're about to be unemployed, arrested, and permanently on the NRC's shiat list.
 
2013-05-03 11:05:13 AM
FTFA A pair of radioactive goldfish has been found swimming in a lemonade pitcher in the bowels of the Perry nuclear power plant.

What those fish may look like:

blog.timesunion.com
 
2013-05-03 11:09:35 AM
No harm. No foul.

So a couple goldfish are in the power plant. Clearly this is a huge deal and heads should roll.
 
2013-05-03 11:10:03 AM
Mr.Burns your campaign has the momentum of a run away freight train. How do you explain your amazing popularity?
 
2013-05-03 11:10:35 AM
"Burn Glow on, big river, burn glow on."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPmjTG8NLuw
 
2013-05-03 11:11:09 AM
Worst Dr. Seuss book ever, though somewhat less morbid than Dr. Schrodinger's The Cat in the Hat in the Box.
 
2013-05-03 11:12:34 AM
They could have turned into Goldzilla.
 
2013-05-03 11:13:18 AM
Poison fish...poison fish...tasty fish!

/my skilled hands are busy
 
2013-05-03 11:14:38 AM
What the article doesn't state is that they started out as mercuryfish.
 
2013-05-03 11:16:02 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: No harm. No foul.

So a couple goldfish are in the power plant. Clearly this is a huge deal and heads should roll.


Security issue, and safety hazard, cause no telling what else some moron thinks will be a fine prank to pull at the power plant.
 
2013-05-03 11:16:43 AM

Snarfangel: Worst Dr. Seuss book ever, though somewhat less morbid than Dr. Schrodinger's The Cat in the Hat in the Box.


I made my mother read that to me constantly when I was a bratling. She despises it to this day.
 
2013-05-03 11:17:11 AM
Those were Tibor's fish. We all told him it was a bad idea but he wouldn't listen.
 
2013-05-03 11:21:17 AM
So long and thanks for all the radioactive fish
 
2013-05-03 11:22:07 AM
Fish heads, fish heads, radioactive fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum!.
 
2013-05-03 11:23:02 AM
Fiddlefaddle! That fish is perfectly safe to eat! I'd stake my bid for governor on it!
 
2013-05-03 11:24:57 AM
Goldy was a little fish but Goldy is no mo
What Goldy thought was H2O was really H3O

/or something
 
2013-05-03 11:29:38 AM

Carn: Goldy was a little fish but Goldy is no mo
What Goldy thought was H2O was really H3O

/or something



Billy was a chemist's son,
Now Billy is no more.
What Billy thought was H2O
Was H2SO4
 
2013-05-03 11:31:17 AM
As Rick Perry says "You can give a man a fish and he'll eat a fish taco"

"But you give a man a radioactive fish and he can power his home and car for a year."

blogs.edf.org
 
2013-05-03 11:42:50 AM
We hope that there isn't also a male and female in the rod cooling water.
 
2013-05-03 11:56:16 AM

mudpants: Has anyone ever clicked on a "Featured Partner" link ever?


I just read the youtube one.  I had a couple chuckles.

/guilty
 
2013-05-03 12:01:39 PM
/Slowly swims away.
 
2013-05-03 12:32:34 PM
I'm sure the fish were happy just not to be swimming in lemonade.
 
2013-05-03 01:06:24 PM
*sees First Energy involved* Oh, hey, Perry plant?
*click*
ITS LIKE MAGIC!

CSS: I did an outage at Perry in 2011. I'm a junior tech so I don't get bonuses, but the plant was giving senior techs seven grand in bonuses just for showing up. The plant has a reputation for being generally horrid and no one wants to work it.

/the shiat I saw
 
2013-05-03 01:19:43 PM
Am I in before river monsters guy fishing in the cooling pond for chyrnobyl?
 
2013-05-03 02:08:05 PM
Well at least I might have a shot of seeing a real-life three-eyed fish or something eerily similiar. Better than the supposed mermaid crap I see in museums.
 
2013-05-03 02:15:55 PM

Snarfangel: Carn: Goldy was a little fish but Goldy is no mo
What Goldy thought was H2O was really H3O

/or something


Billy was a chemist's son,
Now Billy is no more.
What Billy thought was H2O
Was H2SO4


My dad, a chemist, used to sing that for my sister and me.

I'm wondering why someone would do this. Maybe they were going to use the radioactive fish as some kind of proof of safety issues?
 
2013-05-03 02:49:30 PM
i.somethingawful.com
/Old photoshop is old.
 
2013-05-03 10:56:24 PM

Oldiron_79: Am I in before river monsters guy fishing in the cooling pond for chyrnobyl?


www.obviouswinner.com
 
2013-05-03 11:13:04 PM
They are in an outage.  Likely some idiot contractor.

Would have submitted this with a better headline.
 
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