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(Florida Today)   Hang tight kids, we'll be at the cruise ship in a little while. Daddy just has to make a quick stop and rob a credit union in order to make the final payment on the tickets   (floridatoday.com) divider line 28
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2013-05-03 11:21:26 AM
"He said he felt pressured to follow through with his promise to take (the girlfriend and her two children) on a Disney cruise and decided to rob the credit union."



Well, someone ain't getting lucky tonight.

/at least not the way he planned
 
2013-05-03 11:46:14 AM
I must be running low on snark today because I just feel sad for the kids.
 
2013-05-03 11:48:01 AM
As Maury would say..... he was NOT the father.
 
2013-05-03 11:49:24 AM
 I think you're all farked in the head! We're ten hours from the farking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something, this is no longer a vacation, it's a quest. It's a quest for fun, I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun, we're all gonna have so much farking fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles! You'll be whistling Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah out of your assholes! I gotta be crazy; I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose! Praise Marty Moose! Oh, shiat!
 
2013-05-03 11:49:57 AM
That was unnecessary...if they're traveling with Carnival, they can afford the tickets simply by looking between couch cushions.
 
2013-05-03 11:51:11 AM

Jument: I must be running low on snark today because I just feel sad for the kids.


I actually feel sad for everyone in this story, even the idiot who tried to rob a bank.
 
2013-05-03 11:56:07 AM
Robber was from North Carolina, so the Florida tag wasn't necessary.
 
2013-05-03 12:03:10 PM
Have fun at South Of The Border kids.
 
2013-05-03 12:03:15 PM
Change of plans, gotta ad lib.
 
2013-05-03 12:07:21 PM
Rob a bank  and going on a cruise?

i42.tinypic.com
Double dumbass on you!
 
2013-05-03 12:08:23 PM
The boat will bring you back to Florida.
 
2013-05-03 12:14:12 PM
And this dear farkers highlights very well one of the problems with parents today.  They continue to shower their kids with luxuries beyond their means and shelter them from ever learning disappointment.  The kids grow to expect these types of niceties and the parents then fall all over themselves to outdo what they've done in the past.  Live within your means, don't over promise, kids are resilient.  How difficult is that to comprehend?
 
2013-05-03 12:21:50 PM
I can sort of relate. I have two young children and those shiatheads have derailed my career, caused my financial ruin and completely robbed me of the small iota of self respect I once had, but I wouldn't trade the entire suckfest for anything. What can I say? I am a glutton for mediocrity and I am a poster child for the faded American Dream. That being said, the guy is an a-hole supreme and he only did it for the pussy and not the kids. Instead of admitting defeat he doubled down and went full tard.
Seriously?
A cruise?
 
2013-05-03 12:29:46 PM
This happened exactly where it should have happened... in my old hometown.

/Just another day here in Florida
 
2013-05-03 12:31:29 PM
hold on, this doesn't add up
the disney cruise must be paid in full like 90 days before your sail date or they cancel your reservation
you can't just walk up to a cruise check in desk and put down some bucks
 
2013-05-03 12:38:57 PM

justneal: hold on, this doesn't add up
the disney cruise must be paid in full like 90 days before your sail date or they cancel your reservation
you can't just walk up to a cruise check in desk and put down some bucks


It depends, if you book with less 30 days to departure the balance is due the day of sailing.

/Did Disney Cruise for Spring Break, booked 14 days out.  1st Caribbean Cruise would sail Disney again.
 
2013-05-03 12:39:26 PM
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Obscure?
 
2013-05-03 01:02:36 PM
"Long planned excursion" Hmm...let's see:
1. Schedule cruise when children should be in school.
2. Disciver funds are'nt available until day before/of cruise.
3. Rather than returning home with tail between your legs, rob a sevice branch credit union instead.
4. Spend your vacation time and much more in the Gray Bar Hotel.

I'll bet that "family" would have been a barrel full of monkees* on that trip!

*Not sure if pun inteaded or not.
 
2013-05-03 01:03:34 PM

Beeblebrox: [encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 225x225]
Obscure?


No, Raising Arizona is a Fark favorite, practically a meme.
 
2013-05-03 01:04:40 PM

fiddle-faddle: This happened exactly where it should have happened... in my old hometown.

/Just another day here in Florida


Go Scorpions?
 
2013-05-03 01:07:13 PM
Way to ruin your life just for some stupid Disney cruise.  Bank robbery is a federal felony.  Good luck ever getting a job above burger flipper again whenever you get out.
 
2013-05-03 01:27:59 PM
Roy Wally has a cruise line now?

/suspect seen whistling zippideedoodah out of his asshole
 
2013-05-03 01:37:01 PM
 
2013-05-03 01:59:37 PM

StrikitRich: Beeblebrox: [encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 225x225]
Obscure?

No, Raising Arizona is a Fark favorite, practically a meme.


[that's the joke.jpg]
 
2013-05-03 04:28:07 PM
♫ If you want to take a cruise,
make sure it's paid for before you do.
Anytime you rob a bank
the cops will...find...yoooou ♫
 
2013-05-03 06:49:44 PM

StrikitRich: fiddle-faddle: This happened exactly where it should have happened... in my old hometown.

/Just another day here in Florida

Go Scorpions?


Go Scorps!

/87'
 
2013-05-03 07:33:15 PM
Wasn't this an episode of the Trailer Park Boys?
 
2013-05-03 08:05:46 PM
"That's not a real gun, is it? It's a BB gun."

"It's real! It's a Magnum PI!"
 
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