Pocket Ninja: My superpower is to automatically absorb and take as my own the superpower of anyone in my vicinity, leaving them powerless. I'm like the superpower borg.
nvmac: Mine is to remove the powers of all others.
Pocket Ninja: nvmac: Mine is to remove the powers of all others.Except that you lost that power the moment you came within my vicinity, and it's mine now.
IdBeCrazyIf: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 544x224]NO CAPES
Eddie Adams from Torrance: Evil will always triumph because good is dumb.
hubiestubert: /43.//Bike 20 miles a day.///eat and drink sensibly////date waitresses on a regular basis//Apparently that's how you beat the Grim Reaper
gingerjet: Same here. But I'm not stupid enough to bang waiters on a regular basis. At least move up to bartenders.
Pocket Ninja: My superpower is to automatically absorb and take as my own the superpower of anyone in my vicinity, leaving them powerless. I'm like the superpower borg bong.
furterfan: would I use them for good or bad?Hmmm/what category does 'sex' come under?
CowardlyLion: "If science finds a way to give us superpowers..."Let me stop you there.It can't. Ever.There, I saved you the wasted words, time, and energy.
hubiestubert: CowardlyLion: "If science finds a way to give us superpowers..."Let me stop you there.It can't. Ever.There, I saved you the wasted words, time, and energy.Depends on what you call super powers. Genetic tampering, cybernetics, what we call "superpowers" now will be everyday technology if we don't wind up wiping ourselves out...Heck, with the way computing tech is going, we'll have implanted tech soon enough. Nanotech may wind up being able to bond myomer fibers or carbon strands to bone and muscle, and it is easily conceivable to have implanted tech that will mimic and even improve upon organ function. Couple it with compact power sources, and we'll be seeing not just "super soldiers" the everyday citizen can have an entire library's knowledge at not just their fingertips, but accessible by thought, and with that, remote command of vehicles and other tech will be easy enough.But will it LOOK as cool as an Omnitool, is the question...
Jim.Casy: If I could have any superpower, it would be the ability to summon a sandwich from thin air! I'd like to see you use that for good or evil!
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