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(Talking Points Memo)   Cookie Monster is not guilty. Cookie Monster no want plea deal. Cookie Monster wants...COOKIES OM NOM NOM NOM NOM   (talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 33
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2013-05-03 11:01:13 AM
COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE WANT NO PLEA!  UNLEASH THE DARK LORD!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHrRuMCQEKc
 
2013-05-03 11:37:45 AM
I'm eating cookies as I read this so I'm getting a kick etc.

/Famous Amos
 
2013-05-03 12:24:55 PM
C is for conviction and that's good enough for me.
 
2013-05-03 12:25:17 PM
 
2013-05-03 12:25:18 PM
I guess it's better than anti-semantic elmo running around central park.
/not entirely sure if it was central park
 
2013-05-03 12:26:08 PM
gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net
 
2013-05-03 12:27:10 PM
i51.photobucket.com

Muppets these days, sheesh!
 
2013-05-03 12:27:29 PM
This Kooky Monster is begging to have his ass sued off by Children's Television Workshop. He's effectively admitting to using trademarked characters in a commercial venture of his own.

And he thinks he's got it bad now.
 
2013-05-03 12:28:38 PM
I would just like to point out that this was a man dressed in a Cookie Monster costume, not the real Cookie Monster.

/CM would never do that
 
2013-05-03 12:30:20 PM
Fursuit bastards need to be rounded up and dropped on an island.
 
2013-05-03 12:32:21 PM
i171.photobucket.com

Do you eat cookies with Georg Wendt?
 
2013-05-03 12:35:07 PM
Goddammit.  I read that in Cookie Monster's voice.

My brain even edited out the "is" and changed the "wants" to "want"

*ahem*

www.number41.net

Tonight, on special episode of Monsterpiece Theater, me present for your reading pleasure:  http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/cookie-monster-charged-shoving-ki d -denies-plea-deal-article-1.1332640

Here is picture of mother, and kid

assets.nydailynews.com

Here is douchebag who dress up like Cookie Monster, and whose bad behavior sullies Cookie Monster's good name.  Elmo is holding kid:

assets.nydailynews.com

Here is what douchebag look like, when he not impersonating Cookie Monster:

assets.nydailynews.com

Obviously, he guilty. Of something.

And now, to finalize verdict in court of public opinion, is picture of mom, in former career as Bollywood actress:

assets.nydailynews.com

Me would hit.  Like fist of angry god.

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

But would NEVER hit kid.  Hitting kids get you in trouble.

Just ask Elmo.  Even when kid look like this:

blog.zap2it.com

Me just sayin'...
 
2013-05-03 12:35:50 PM
Where's the Cookie-Monster-slayer hottie.
 
2013-05-03 12:39:42 PM
 
2013-05-03 12:42:07 PM

StoPPeRmobile: Where's the Cookie-Monster-slayer hottie.


www.just-whatever.com

I am playing Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate a lot right now, so I am getting a kick out of this picture.
 
2013-05-03 12:42:08 PM

UtileDysfunktion: I would just like to point out that this was a man dressed in a Cookie Monster costume, not the real Cookie Monster.

/CM would never do that


With the way Elmo's been doing lately I misread this as http://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/times-square-cookie-monster-rejects- plea-deal-over-allegedly-sexing-child.php
/I wish I was kidding
 
2013-05-03 12:55:12 PM

Parthenogenetic: And now, to finalize verdict in court of public opinion, is picture of mom, in former career as Bollywood actress:

[assets.nydailynews.com image 635x740]

Me would hit.  Like fist of angry god.

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

But would NEVER hit kid.  Hitting kids get you in trouble.



Haha.. And that's the part where I spit my lunch all over the computer.
 
2013-05-03 01:09:06 PM
According to a criminal complaint, he shoved the toddler and yelled obscenities at the family.

Am I the only one who wishes there was video of this?
 
2013-05-03 01:30:15 PM
Just imagine the police lineup...

Detective: Ma'am, do you see the monster who pushed your child?
Defense Attorney: I object to your prejudicial language, officer!
Detective: Fine.  Ma'am, do you see the muppet who pushed your child?
Mom: I'm not sure.  Two of those monsters look pretty similar.  Could you ask #4 to come closer?
Detective: (speaking into microphone) Number Two, please step forward.
Monster #2: Do you want me to come NEAR?
Detective: Yes, please.
Monster #2: (step-step-step-step-step-step-step-step-step-step-step)  Now I am NEAR!
Mom: No, that's not him.
Detective: (into mic) Please return to your place, Number Two.
Monster #2: OK!  (step-step-step-step-step-step-step-step-step-step-step)   Now I am FAR!
Mom: Wait- maybe it WAS him.
Detective: (into mic).  Come back please, Number Two
Monster #2: Again?  You want to see it again? (step-step-step-step-step-step-step-step-step-step-step)   NEAR!
Mom: Sorry, no.
Detective: (into mic).  Never mind, Number Two
Monster #2: I am exhausted!  (step-step-step-step-step-step-step-step-step-step-step.  Huffing and puffing) FAR!!!!
Mom: I think it might be #5
Detective: (into mic).  Number Five, please step forward
Monster #5: Me no want to.
Detective: (into mic) Number Five, please step forward so the witness can see you.
Monster #5: C me?  She give me the letter C?  Letter which delicious word COOKIE start with?
Detective: (into mic).  No.  SEE you, not C you.
Monster #5: I no get letter C?  No delicious chewy crunchy tasty eatable AMAZING COOOOOOKIEEEEEEE??!!!!!
Detective: Ma'am?
Mom: Yeah, that's him.
 
2013-05-03 01:31:52 PM

LeroyBourne: I guess it's better than anti-semantic elmo running around central park.
/not entirely sure if it was central park


Anti-semantic?
He quotes Derrida at people?
 
2013-05-03 01:40:43 PM

LeroyBourne: I guess it's better than anti-semantic elmo running around central park.
/not entirely sure if it was central park


There was an Elmo that doesn't believe that words should have meanings?
 
2013-05-03 01:52:03 PM
Remember, cookies are now a "sometimes food".
 
2013-05-03 02:17:32 PM

Parthenogenetic: StoPPeRmobile: Where's the Cookie-Monster-slayer hottie.



I am playing Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate a lot right now, so I am getting a kick out of this picture.


I'd ask if you want to hunt, but I'm out of town and currently busy

/oh, and something about the article, seriously, who pushes kids? Big men apparently who dress on costume
 
2013-05-03 02:38:55 PM

UtileDysfunktion: I would just like to point out that this was a man dressed in a Cookie Monster costume, not the real Cookie Monster.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-03 03:13:22 PM

No Time To Explain: Parthenogenetic: StoPPeRmobile: Where's the Cookie-Monster-slayer hottie.

I am playing Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate a lot right now, so I am getting a kick out of this picture.

I'd ask if you want to hunt, but I'm out of town and currently busy

/oh, and something about the article, seriously, who pushes kids? Big men apparently who dress on costume




Who pushes kids? Teachers. I would get in trouble because I wouln't let them get away with it.
 
2013-05-03 03:17:08 PM

No Time To Explain: Parthenogenetic: StoPPeRmobile: Where's the Cookie-Monster-slayer hottie.

I am playing Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate a lot right now, so I am getting a kick out of this picture.

I'd ask if you want to hunt, but I'm out of town and currently busy

/oh, and something about the article, seriously, who pushes kids? Big men apparently who dress on costume


Right now I'm grinding the crap out of the offline quests on 3DS.  I am obsessed with getting that pumpkin armor set.  I haven't even taken the shrink wrap off of the Wii U version yet.

I'm also helping build up my son's character.  He doesn't even have to basic "hit the monster and don't get hit" mechanics down yet.  He fights until he faints twice, then I send him to mine and catch bugs while I mop up, and signal him when the monster's about to die.
 
2013-05-03 04:23:00 PM
I thought the Keebler Elves killed him?
 
2013-05-03 04:34:48 PM
Hell is going to break loose if Cookie Monster is convicted.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbiioBFkD_Q
 
2013-05-03 04:56:34 PM
sephjnr.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk
 
2013-05-03 05:14:58 PM

FriarReb98: I thought the Keebler Elves killed him?


"My son is dead and you make pun!?!?
 
2013-05-03 07:42:56 PM

Parthenogenetic: No Time To Explain: Parthenogenetic: StoPPeRmobile: Where's the Cookie-Monster-slayer hottie.

I am playing Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate a lot right now, so I am getting a kick out of this picture.

I'd ask if you want to hunt, but I'm out of town and currently busy

/oh, and something about the article, seriously, who pushes kids? Big men apparently who dress on costume

Right now I'm grinding the crap out of the offline quests on 3DS.  I am obsessed with getting that pumpkin armor set.  I haven't even taken the shrink wrap off of the Wii U version yet.

I'm also helping build up my son's character.  He doesn't even have to basic "hit the monster and don't get hit" mechanics down yet.  He fights until he faints twice, then I send him to mine and catch bugs while I mop up, and signal him when the monster's about to die.


Nice, your setup sounds like a friend of mine, kid's too young to properly play, but likes it

/no kids of my own
//Metalhead Lead is the Wii tag if you ever get around to it
///pumpkin set is awesome, but a grind fest to get, portable 3rd was way easier to get it
 
2013-05-03 08:07:18 PM
GINGER C*NT
 
2013-05-04 02:40:16 AM
That was funny, subby. :)
 
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