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(Huffington Post)   Next week is National Clitoris Awareness Week. I can't put my finger on quite how, but we can lick this new holiday in the bud   ( divider line
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2013-05-03 08:25:37 AM  
So, we can just ignore next week?
2013-05-03 08:30:20 AM  
So we get to be lost all next week?
2013-05-03 08:36:46 AM  
It's a myth.
2013-05-03 08:37:32 AM  
The mascot for National Clitoris Awareness Week has been named...
2013-05-03 08:41:33 AM
2013-05-03 09:07:09 AM  
it's also national masturbation month. COINCIDENCE?
2013-05-03 09:07:39 AM  

UberDave: [ image 640x439]

Beat me to it, you magnificent bastard......
2013-05-03 09:07:44 AM  
To celebrate, I shall re-write the Declaration of the calligraphy of the time...with my tongue.
2013-05-03 09:08:07 AM  

elvisaintdead: It's a myth.
2013-05-03 09:08:18 AM  
Patiently waiting for Donkey Punch week.
2013-05-03 09:08:48 AM  
I'm pretty sure that a self aware clitoris is not a good idea for anyone.....
2013-05-03 09:10:01 AM  
I am my wife's Clithero.
2013-05-03 09:11:44 AM  
I believe it's more like Little Man in a Boat, like on Fantasy Island. Sometimes it's more like Where's Waldo.
2013-05-03 09:12:36 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: The mascot for National Clitoris Awareness Week has been named...

[ image 500x603]

I thought we were talking clit, not clenis
2013-05-03 09:12:55 AM  

dionysusaur: I am my wife's Clit hero.

I've played that game with my Wii.
2013-05-03 09:12:56 AM  

elvisaintdead: It's a myth.

So it needs to have two major holidays, like Jesus?
2013-05-03 09:14:27 AM  
Back in the mid seventies I was going out with this one girl.  She had the most magnificent clit of any woman I had been with.  It responded like a farking switchblade knife when my tongue touched it.  I was heartbroken when she moved on..... good times.
2013-05-03 09:14:58 AM  
I'm Amish, so the only clitoris I've ever seen was at the bottom of a bloody coffee can.
2013-05-03 09:17:46 AM  
2013-05-03 09:18:56 AM  

spentmiles: I'm Amish, so the only clitoris I've ever seen was at the bottom of a bloody coffee can.

You owe me a wooden keyboard.
2013-05-03 09:19:10 AM  

DrunkenInsomniac: Rose-bud?

Golf clap
2013-05-03 09:19:11 AM  
Protip: when enjoying the company of a lady friend, place her clit between your molars and crunch down. She'll love it.
2013-05-03 09:22:15 AM
2013-05-03 09:22:45 AM  
of course they're gonna know what intercourse is  by the time they hit 4th grade,they got the discovery channel don't they?
2013-05-03 09:23:52 AM

I believe we must hear from the Commander on this issue.
2013-05-03 09:26:32 AM  
Does Hallmark have a Card for that?
2013-05-03 09:26:56 AM  
Anybody watch the video?  That boy has talent!
2013-05-03 09:28:22 AM  
I think all that needs to be said, has been said.

I going to check out some porn.... for research.
2013-05-03 09:28:55 AM  
subby goes leaping for the clitoris like a bull at a gate.
2013-05-03 09:31:16 AM
2013-05-03 09:31:16 AM  
In honor of next week, I'll be driving my Little Red Corvette.
2013-05-03 09:33:23 AM  
Let's all meet at Pinkberry to celebrate.
2013-05-03 09:35:44 AM  
It's just a flick of the wrist
2013-05-03 09:38:11 AM  
2013-05-03 09:40:50 AM  
2013-05-03 09:40:51 AM  
Will this conflict with Blumpkin Day?  I always forget when that is but it's so festive.  In my neighbor hood we block off the street and have blumpkin pie eating contests, a blumpkin bread cook-off and, blumpkin chuckin' competitions.  It's always a lot of fun.
2013-05-03 09:47:04 AM
2013-05-03 09:50:09 AM  
2013-05-03 09:52:45 AM  
I am aware that there is such a thing known as the clitoris.  Mission Accomplished, awareness week.
2013-05-03 09:57:10 AM  

Gulper Eel: subby goes leaping for the clitoris like a bull at a gate.
What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss?
2013-05-03 09:58:23 AM  

UberDave: [ image 640x439]

how many homeland security officers (and Boston Cops) does it take to find the little man in the boat?
2013-05-03 09:59:22 AM  
remember, you're licking what is essentially a tiny penis. you homo.

/and what is essentially between my legs is a big clit
2013-05-03 09:59:28 AM  
You may find this helpful NSFW
until imageshack deletes it
2013-05-03 10:03:23 AM  
There once was a woman from Wheeling
Who claimed not to have sexual feeling
But a cynic named Boris
Licked her clitoris
And she had to be scraped off the ceiling.
2013-05-03 10:04:21 AM  
Wut? Don't know how?!

I suggest you first-timers just start with "licking the alphabet".
2013-05-03 10:05:52 AM  

UberDave: [ image 640x439]

That took me a couple minutes, but eventually I got there.

Hey, wait...
2013-05-03 10:27:02 AM  
I was wondering what the image hounds were going to post for this thread...
2013-05-03 10:33:50 AM
2013-05-03 10:35:22 AM  

DirkTheDaring: You may find this helpful NSFW
until imageshack deletes it

...aaaaand it's gone.
2013-05-03 10:40:32 AM  
Willing to volunteer at any events of the week
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