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7127 clicks; posted to Video » on 03 May 2013 at 9:43 AM (49 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-05-03 09:50:48 AM
I got the vibe right here, the name is Meatus Spear
And my wife says that when I'm nowhere near
Can do, can do, my wife says the vibe can do
If she says the vibe can do, can do, can do.

Can do - can do - my wife says the vibe can do
If she says the vibe can do - can do, can do.

For Meatus Spear I'll bite
but chip my tooth I might
ten inches of veiny throbbing dynamite

Likes pud, likes pud, this X means the vibe likes pud
If that means the vibe likes pud, likes pud
Likes pud...
 
2013-05-03 09:53:12 AM
Ummm... that was stupid.
 
2013-05-03 09:57:15 AM

belome: Ummm... that was stupid.


There's an alternative in Vegas?

/ the main strip, anyway
 
2013-05-03 10:09:35 AM
I am going to assume this was just a silly booth display at the Adult Video Conference and Exhibition.
 
2013-05-03 10:39:25 AM
Did she go "all in"?
 
2013-05-03 10:47:34 AM
BIG DICK!!1!
 
2013-05-03 10:49:35 AM
Best use of a vibrator in a non-sexual capacity was in the movie Revenant.
 
2013-05-03 10:53:11 AM
NSFW?

Thank you flashblock
 
2013-05-03 11:30:17 AM
Did we actually beat Japan to this?    That seems impossible.
 
2013-05-03 11:35:47 AM
This story is dildoes.
 
2013-05-03 12:04:26 PM
That girl looked like she'd never seen a dick before....wonder how the guy sitting next to her feels about that?
 
2013-05-03 01:00:27 PM
don't know about NSFW. It us really dumb though.
 
2013-05-03 02:17:34 PM
I Don't think this will be the next Duracell commercial.
 
2013-05-03 02:32:25 PM
Stewards! Somebody nobbled JackRabbit!
 
2013-05-03 03:41:22 PM
just wait till someone decides to flop and throw a race.

kentucky derby style narration would be awesome for one of these...
 
2013-05-03 06:25:55 PM
That was the absolute worst music in the history of the world.
 
2013-05-03 08:04:51 PM
Maybe civilization must end now.
 
2013-05-03 09:44:24 PM
A couple problems. First, there doesn't seem to be any control of the start signal. It's manually (heh) managed by up to four hands trying to start at the same time. If one of them is always slower than the rest or faster than the rest, that throws off the odds. Second, there doesn't seem to be a designated finish line or even track, for that matter.

I'm not going to say it's a dumb idea, but if they were to use mice or rats instead of dildos this could be much more interesting.
 
2013-05-03 10:25:50 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: A couple problems. First, there doesn't seem to be any control of the start signal. It's manually (heh) managed by up to four hands trying to start at the same time. If one of them is always slower than the rest or faster than the rest, that throws off the odds. Second, there doesn't seem to be a designated finish line or even track, for that matter.

I'm not going to say it's a dumb idea, but if they were to use mice or rats instead of dildos this could be much more interesting.


run it like a drag-strip. declare winner by which dildo goes from a designated start point to a finish point, rather than going from when 'start' is declared.
 
2013-05-04 12:02:00 AM
Wow, when I went to Vegas 2 years ago they were giving out nice package deals on air fare and rooms.

I guess more substantial measures were required.
 
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