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(Iowa City Press-Citizen)   Man calls cops to report a fight. That he was just in, and is now driving home from. Drunk   ( divider line
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2013-05-03 10:01:08 AM  
Did he dangle a participle too?
2013-05-03 10:07:49 AM  
Wow! Is Subby drunk? Headline made me want to take English classes.
2013-05-03 10:09:09 AM  
What kind of caught-sayof headline is this?
2013-05-03 12:16:58 PM  
"Spencer told the officers he had nothing to drink since returning home. "

He'd made it home before the police arrived.  All he had to do was say "yep, I slammed some vodak to dull the pain of the beating."

He deserves that OWI as the penalty for his stupidity.
2013-05-03 07:03:35 PM  

I smelled like alcohol the entire time I was in iowa city.

along with various herbal supplements
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