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(KHOU Houston)   Smoking hot high school English teacher arrested for having sex with a 10th-grade student. And she would have gotten away with it, too, if she hadn't shown up at an after-prom party barefoot and drunk   (khou.com) divider line 127
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2013-05-03 01:55:53 AM
One of the best mugshots ever:

ronenews92fm.files.wordpress.com

And IRL:

static.wix.com
 
2013-05-03 05:53:04 AM

BarkingUnicorn: One of the best mugshots ever:



And IRL:


If a teenage boy just has to be molested, this is the person he wants doing it.
 
2013-05-03 07:24:05 AM
I foresee AA in her future.
 
2013-05-03 08:23:31 AM
Women aren't very discreet molesters.
 
2013-05-03 08:23:38 AM
Fark has made me very skeptical of anything "smoking hot."
 
2013-05-03 08:24:08 AM
It's okay to stick it in crazy this one time given that irl pic.
 
2013-05-03 08:24:17 AM
Phoebe?
Ursula?
 
2013-05-03 08:27:22 AM
17 is legal in Texas... and this girl could have any 17 year old she wants... but had to go for the forbidden fruit anyways. What a shame.
 
2013-05-03 08:29:46 AM

The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: Fark has made me very skeptical of anything "smoking hot."


Me too, this one was not a trap.
 
2013-05-03 08:30:13 AM
I'd box the vagina off her
 
2013-05-03 08:30:51 AM
I'd let her check my essay for spelling and syntax errors...
 
2013-05-03 08:31:22 AM
Brazzersport?
 
2013-05-03 08:31:37 AM
There must be something in the water around Houston.  There has been about a half dozen of these incidents in the past month.
 
2013-05-03 08:32:05 AM
Like a keg at an after prom party.......
 
2013-05-03 08:32:32 AM
Destined to be be cutting down the cane on the Brazosport.

Almost didn't look for the abuse of the term smoking hot of late, but it was Texas rather than the UK.
 
2013-05-03 08:32:33 AM

antidisestablishmentarianism: Me too, this one was not a trap.


But now you're going to click on the next one...
 
2013-05-03 08:32:56 AM
Am I seriously the first to point out how much Brazosport sounds like Brazzers, and how appropriate it is to this situation?
 
2013-05-03 08:33:23 AM
Teacher of the year!
 
2013-05-03 08:33:32 AM
Yup, Fark only works because SOMETIMES they truly ARE hot. Otherwise you'd NEVER click.
 
2013-05-03 08:33:38 AM

squibbits: 17 is legal in Texas


Is Texas similar to the other "Consent Under 18" states, where they cannot be in a position of authority over the minor?   I know in MN, the age of consent is 16 unless it is a teacher, manager, etc.

Sometimes crazy is worth it regardless
 
2013-05-03 08:34:11 AM

BarkingUnicorn: One of the best mugshots ever:

[ronenews92fm.files.wordpress.com image 300x285]

And IRL:

[static.wix.com image 385x360]


dl.dropboxusercontent.com

...Yea, I'd probably tap that.
 
2013-05-03 08:34:13 AM

amindtat: Brazzersport?


Barely a minute and a half.
 
2013-05-03 08:35:45 AM
I would let her become familiar with my Balzac.
 
2013-05-03 08:36:49 AM
I was expecting a train wreck given the "smoking hot" descriptor ... lo and behold, she is.  I would not only forbid my son from pressing charges, I'd be high fiving him on the way out of the police station.
 
2013-05-03 08:37:40 AM

Cormee: I'd box the vagina off her


Heck, I'd use one of my few remaining Viagra's on her.
 
2013-05-03 08:39:28 AM
Doesn't anyone understand discretion anymore?
 
2013-05-03 08:39:44 AM

way south: ...Yea, I'd probably tap that.


Probably?
 
2013-05-03 08:42:15 AM

GoldSpider: way south: ...Yea, I'd probably tap that.

Probably?


I can't see her knees in either picture.
 
2013-05-03 08:42:20 AM
When I GISed her I got this guy:


thumbs.mugshots.com
 
2013-05-03 08:42:40 AM
barefoot and drunk


She probably had ugly feet or something.
 
2013-05-03 08:44:18 AM
I think I'm old enough now that if I looked at her picture too long they would charge me with molesting her
 
2013-05-03 08:45:01 AM
I'd let her teach me for a standardized test.

did i do it right? not according to the state....
 
2013-05-03 08:46:00 AM
She was teaching the boys very important lessons in life

Don't stick your dick in crazy
 
2013-05-03 08:46:39 AM

minoridiot: There must be something in the water around Houston.  There has been about a half dozen of these incidents in the past month.


Viagra and grain alcohol, is my guess...
 
2013-05-03 08:47:29 AM
There's a dangling modifier joke in her[e] somewhere...
 
2013-05-03 08:47:50 AM
I'll need to see her feet before I can make a judgement in this case.
 
2013-05-03 08:48:58 AM

Ebbelwoi: When I GISed her I got this guy:

[thumbs.mugshots.com image 400x500]


What IS it with the mullet guys???  Don't they realize that everyone is laughing at their haircut?

/except maybe the other guy with a mullet
//please tell me they're coming back into style so I can get one
 
2013-05-03 08:52:24 AM
I read that as "Brazosport LSD teacher"
 
2013-05-03 08:52:33 AM
img.photobucket.com
Not often I get to trot this one out, but Subby delivered.
 
2013-05-03 08:52:56 AM

jaybeezey: I'd let her teach me for a standardized test.

did i do it right? not according to the state....


I'd use a #2 pencil.

/wait what?

So where are all the indignant "stop saying that's hot! It's rape!" people?
 
2013-05-03 08:54:03 AM

minoridiot: There must be something in the water around Houston.  There has been about a half dozen of these incidents in the past month.


Evidently the school board doesn't have the money for stable individuals and only looks for a pulse and a sheepskin from "College".  Psychological Suitability testing is out of the question.
 
2013-05-03 08:54:29 AM
cl.jroo.me
 
2013-05-03 08:55:00 AM
25 year olds should not be teaching highschool. Theyre still teenagers at that point. Around 30 where the teenage antics start to repulse people.. thats when they should be allowed to be highschool teachers.
 
2013-05-03 08:56:26 AM
You are not allowed to have sex with a person in a position of authority over you.
You have to wait until you get older and pay someone to act that out for you.
 
2013-05-03 08:58:17 AM

Ebbelwoi: When I GISed her I got this guy:


[thumbs.mugshots.com image 400x500]


The resemblance to Mel Gibson is striking.

Seriously, use your hands to cover the dyed hair so you just see the facial features.

/uncanny
 
2013-05-03 09:03:31 AM
Wow, one of them is actually smoking hot for once.
 
2013-05-03 09:13:50 AM

vudukungfu: You are not allowed to have sex with a person in a position of authority over you.
You have to wait until you get older and pay someone to act that out for you.


You're just pissed you never got laid by a hot teacher. As am I.

/22 year old Miss Glass, 8th grade health
 
2013-05-03 09:14:35 AM
Attention. young female teachers...I'm older but I know what I'm doing. I'll pleasure you for hours. Stop going after the young meat...call me instead.
 
2013-05-03 09:16:25 AM
I said it before, and I'll say it again, I don't know why they do it.    What was so special about him that she threw away a very lucrative career?  Was this kid like the 16 year old version of George Clooney?   Yes, in most places teaching is the best part time job you can find. How many part time jobs include health care and defined pension benefits?

If she was really into young guys, she could have gone to the mall, skate park, beach, etc, picked up a 18 year old dude and farked his brains out.  It would have all been legal, there's not much difference between a 16 year old and an 18 year old, and she'd still have her job.

/Stupid
//Crazy
 
2013-05-03 09:18:56 AM
Someone has an alcohol problem.
 
2013-05-03 09:21:31 AM

The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: Fark has made me very skeptical of anything "smoking hot."


Me too.  I was expecting a fat and bloated ugly chick, not a hot teacher with some seriously farked up issues
 
2013-05-03 09:22:19 AM

Ebbelwoi: When I GISed her I got this guy:


[thumbs.mugshots.com image 400x500]


Dude! it's Brock!
youchew.net
 
2013-05-03 09:22:37 AM
FTA "I believe one of the students told her it wasn't right for her to be there and asked her to leave,"

Obviously not one of the students interested in having sex after the prom
 
2013-05-03 09:25:01 AM

BarkingUnicorn: One of the best mugshots ever:

[ronenews92fm.files.wordpress.com image 300x285]

And IRL:

[static.wix.com image 385x360]


how did she cut her hair that fast?
 
2013-05-03 09:26:58 AM

GoldSpider: antidisestablishmentarianism: Me too, this one was not a trap.

But now you're going to click on the next one...


You're right. Hopefully when that happens someone will be fast with the eye bleach.
 
2013-05-03 09:30:51 AM
X__ HOT
X__ MOM
X__ MARRIED
X__ CHILD MOLESTER

Yup. She's everything I look for in a woman.
 
2013-05-03 09:31:42 AM
>"I believe one of the students told her it wasn't right for her to be there and asked her to leave, said Lt. Raymond Garivey with the Freeport Police Department. "We have information that she was consuming alcohol."

I bet it was Becky. That sounds like something Becky would do.

How I loathe Becky.
 
2013-05-03 09:31:55 AM

Ebbelwoi: When I GISed her I got this guy:


[thumbs.mugshots.com image 400x500]


Dude looks like some sort of anime villain.
 
2013-05-03 09:32:12 AM
These students making up these stories just to get a teacher in trouble has got to stop.  This shiat is getting out of control.
 
2013-05-03 09:34:04 AM
Better than showing up barefoot and pregnant.
 
2013-05-03 09:36:32 AM

Mugato: jaybeezey: I'd let her teach me for a standardized test.

did i do it right? not according to the state....

I'd use a #2 pencil.

/wait what?

So where are all the indignant "stop saying that's hot! It's rape!" people?


She's attractive and he's lucky he got laid so it isn't rape. You've been here long enough to know that.

/16 not a child, etc.
 
2013-05-03 09:40:26 AM

Nabb1: Someone has an alcohol problem.


Mix that with her husband and child just leaving her and I smell a plea bargain.
 
2013-05-03 09:42:41 AM
Wow, a smoking hot teacher that's actually hot. When was the last time that happened?
 
2013-05-03 09:43:51 AM
lh3.ggpht.com
 
2013-05-03 09:44:54 AM
My wife works with teenagers all day, and I'm starting to wonder if I should be concerned after reading all of these stories. Then again, she only works with teenage girls, so if she starts having sex with them, well, that would be kind of hot.
 
2013-05-03 09:47:27 AM
I was very suprised. I was expecting some kind of she beast swamp donkey, but instead we get teh eye bleach. What a good friday. Now all I need is the roomate to pay her rent and everything will be peachy.
 
2013-05-03 09:48:42 AM
10th grader? Yuck. By 10th grade bous have barely learned to shower more then once a week. Nasty, disgusting things.
 
2013-05-03 09:56:31 AM
Came for the South Park Nice meme. Leaving satisfied.

oh and

horsegoeswest.com
 
2013-05-03 10:12:32 AM
You know she showed up at the prom drunk looking to take on the whole football team.
 
2013-05-03 10:18:42 AM
Niiiice.
 
2013-05-03 10:21:04 AM
You know, usually we see the "smoking hot" teacher and say to ourselves "yeah, well, she was obviously not getting much male attention and was desperate" and we are able to wrap our heads around the ordeal in a simple albeit farked up way. But when we see one of these stories and "smoking hot" is actually VERY doable, we need to ask ourselves "what kind of psycho must she be to have needed to get the d from a minor?"

socialnewsdaily.com
 
2013-05-03 10:33:11 AM

dogdaze: Came for the South Park Nice meme. Leaving satisfied.

oh and

[horsegoeswest.com image 498x306]


2nd.
 
2013-05-03 10:35:47 AM

TheOriginalEd: 25 year olds should not be teaching highschool. Theyre still teenagers at that point. Around 30 where the teenage antics start to repulse people.. thats when they should be allowed to be highschool teachers.


I was thinking the same thing.. I know in my high school, the *youngest* teacher was in their 50s. Most of the younger ones were teaching grade school & middle school.
 
2013-05-03 10:38:23 AM

bluecrabscribe: Phoebe?
Ursula?


No, this one's actually hot.
 
2013-05-03 10:42:13 AM

duenor: 10th grader? Yuck. By 10th grade boys have barely learned to shower more then once a week. Nasty, disgusting things.


More than once a week? Wouldn't that just be wasting water?
 
2013-05-03 10:45:52 AM
CSB:

I knew a girl named Nikki--I guess you could say she was a sex fiend.
 
2013-05-03 10:49:34 AM

HotWingConspiracy: Women aren't very discreet molesters.


Most of the time, they aren't "molesters" at all, at least once they have their day in court. Then, they're just misunderstood victims of the urges of young men. It's the only reason I can think of that would justify the double standard - men, clearly, are always the aggressors. That's why men get long jail sentences & sex offender status for statutory rape, while women get suspended sentences and probation for the same damned thing.
 
2013-05-03 10:51:48 AM

The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: Fark has made me very skeptical of anything "smoking hot."


I always check before commenting now.
 
2013-05-03 10:53:15 AM

Dr. Goldshnoz: "what kind of psycho must she be to have needed to get the d from a minor?"



So you could say she's the saddest of all psychos?
 
2013-05-03 11:09:14 AM
i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-03 11:09:46 AM
She prefers the sexual prowess of a sixteen year old.  It's no surprise that farkers would be lining up for her.  This might be their one opportunity to actually impress a woman by comparison.  Might.
 
2013-05-03 11:27:46 AM
Reads "smoking hot", reaches for the eye bleach. *click* Holy hell! *fapfapfap*
 
2013-05-03 11:27:49 AM
english teacher.. dangling participle something something

/out of coffee
 
2013-05-03 11:41:19 AM

trappedspirit: She prefers the sexual prowess of a sixteen year old.


Define "sexual prowess"
 
2013-05-03 11:43:08 AM

dogdaze: Came for the South Park Nice meme. Leaving satisfied.


So was I, but man, it was late this time.  After not seeing it on the first page I got kinda worried.
 
2013-05-03 11:48:32 AM

Fissile: What was so special about him that she threw away a very lucrative career?



lulz
 
2013-05-03 12:07:57 PM

spiderpaz: Fissile: What was so special about him that she threw away a very lucrative career?


lulz


My thoughts, exactly.  For a lucrative career, she should roll this into "dancing" or possibly "Internet modeling."
 
2013-05-03 12:11:09 PM

spiderpaz: Fissile: What was so special about him that she threw away a very lucrative career?


lulz


Tenured teachers in this area (Chicago suburbs) often earn 6 figures. She is 25 and already teaching high school. The term lucrative is subjective, but she did have some nice earning potential.
 
2013-05-03 12:13:50 PM

TheOriginalEd: 25 year olds should not be teaching highschool. Theyre still teenagers at that point. Around 30 where the teenage antics start to repulse people.. thats when they should be allowed to be highschool teachers.


Still remember my high school Spanish teacher, Miss Linda Alvarez. She was 23, lovely, great personality, and wore peasant blouses. If you had a translating problem she would stand behind you and lean over you with her hand on your shoulder, helping you with the problem. And creating several other problems. Every male in the class prayed they would not be called to get up and walk to the blackboard and write something. In retrospect, I seriously believe she was either a bit clueless about her impact, or the best actress in the world.

Linda Alvarez, if you're reading this, we all loved you and would have walked over hot coals to nail you.
 
2013-05-03 12:16:42 PM

Pepe Roni: spiderpaz: Fissile: What was so special about him that she threw away a very lucrative career?


lulz

Tenured teachers in this area (Chicago suburbs) often earn 6 figures. She is 25 and already teaching high school. The term lucrative is subjective, but she did have some nice earning potential.


75 year old tenured teachers sometimes reach 6 figures.  The payscale for a teacher who's been there a couple years most likely puts her at $40-50k (at most).  That's not much money for somebody who has spent at least 5 years getting a degree and credential, racking up loans.  Far from lucrative.
 
2013-05-03 12:20:13 PM

local vagrant: trappedspirit: She prefers the sexual prowess of a sixteen year old.

Define "sexual prowess"


It's a couple of pages over from the definition of sarcasm.
 
2013-05-03 12:31:48 PM
I wept when I saw the IRL pic.

/sob....
 
2013-05-03 12:54:06 PM
ronenews92fm.files.wordpress.com encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

Just so we're all on the same page here.
 
2013-05-03 12:58:20 PM

TheOriginalEd: 25 year olds should not be teaching highschool. Theyre still teenagers at that point. Around 30 where the teenage antics start to repulse people.. thats when they should be allowed to be highschool teachers.


I started working in a high school at 22, and somehow managed to keep my dick in my pants. Most of our new hires come to us fresh out of college and are in their early 20's. Just out of curiosity, what would you propose those people do for the 8 or 9 years between graduating from college and starting their career in education?
 
2013-05-03 01:02:07 PM
s3.amazonaws.com
 
2013-05-03 01:07:21 PM
go on...
 
2013-05-03 01:53:53 PM
I bet she took it in the butt.
 
2013-05-03 01:56:09 PM

spiderpaz: Fissile: What was so special about him that she threw away a very lucrative career?


lulz


============

I'm gonna guess you're living in scenic Trailer Park, South Flyover.   In North Jersey teachers making $100K are common as herpes sores at a porn star convention.
 
2013-05-03 02:01:36 PM

Fissile: I said it before, and I'll say it again, I don't know why they do it.    What was so special about him that she threw away a very lucrative career?


I dated a hot teacher for about 9 years (from age of 19-28), and she used to tease me about whichever hotter young guy in her class was flirting with her.  She wasn't attracted to young guys in particular, it was more of a case of finally being able to hold the attention of Mr. Captain Football-Blonde dude, without the competition of similar females.
 
2013-05-03 02:13:53 PM
I'd bury my dick so deep whoever could pull it out would be crowned King Arthur
 
2013-05-03 02:14:43 PM
media.avclub.com

I'd let her straighten out my Longfellow!


/srsly? Nobody did this?
//still not getting any respect
 
2013-05-03 02:17:03 PM

CrazyCracka420: I'd bury my dick so deep whoever could pull it out would be crowned King Arthur


Did you fark that up on purpose?
 
2013-05-03 03:14:31 PM

Fissile: spiderpaz: Fissile: What was so special about him that she threw away a very lucrative career?


lulz

============

I'm gonna guess you're living in scenic Trailer Park, South Flyover.   In North Jersey teachers making $100K are common as herpes sores at a porn star convention.


I'm gonna guess you're full of shiat because here in California, in the bay area, even the highest paid districts in the State start new teachers at $40-50k, and only people that stay for 40-50 years ever really reach the six figure mark.
 
2013-05-03 03:20:30 PM

StupidFly: Is Texas similar to the other "Consent Under 18" states, where they cannot be in a position of authority over the minor? I know in MN, the age of consent is 16 unless it is a teacher, manager, etc.


There's a specific provision that forbids anyone who works at a primary or secondary school from having sex with any student at that school unless they're married or close in age and had been dating before the employee was hired.  Interestingly, there's no age limitation at all.
 
2013-05-03 03:22:55 PM

spiderpaz: Fissile: spiderpaz: Fissile: What was so special about him that she threw away a very lucrative career?


lulz

============

I'm gonna guess you're living in scenic Trailer Park, South Flyover.   In North Jersey teachers making $100K are common as herpes sores at a porn star convention.

I'm gonna guess you're full of shiat because here in California, in the bay area, even the highest paid districts in the State start new teachers at $40-50k, and only people that stay for 40-50 years ever really reach the six figure mark.


==================

Yup, me and the New York Times are both full of shiat.  http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/01/fashion/01generationb.html
 
2013-05-03 03:32:23 PM

AbbeySomeone: Mugato: jaybeezey: I'd let her teach me for a standardized test.

did i do it right? not according to the state....

I'd use a #2 pencil.

/wait what?

So where are all the indignant "stop saying that's hot! It's rape!" people?

She's attractive and he's lucky he got laid so it isn't rape. You've been here long enough to know that.

/16 not a child, etc.


Unless the genders are reversed. If that's the case then he needs to spend the rest of his life in prison.
 
2013-05-03 03:48:31 PM
That poor, poor kid.
farm5.staticflickr.com
 
2013-05-03 04:00:12 PM

spiderpaz: Pepe Roni: spiderpaz: Fissile: What was so special about him that she threw away a very lucrative career?


lulz

Tenured teachers in this area (Chicago suburbs) often earn 6 figures. She is 25 and already teaching high school. The term lucrative is subjective, but she did have some nice earning potential.

75 year old tenured teachers sometimes reach 6 figures.  The payscale for a teacher who's been there a couple years most likely puts her at $40-50k (at most).  That's not much money for somebody who has spent at least 5 years getting a degree and credential, racking up loans.  Far from lucrative.


There are teachers here in their early 40s making six figures. A lot of them.  What this one was earning this year wasn't really the meaning of the expression "lucrative career".
 
2013-05-03 04:03:43 PM

Fissile: spiderpaz: Fissile: spiderpaz: Fissile: What was so special about him that she threw away a very lucrative career?


lulz

============

I'm gonna guess you're living in scenic Trailer Park, South Flyover.   In North Jersey teachers making $100K are common as herpes sores at a porn star convention.

I'm gonna guess you're full of shiat because here in California, in the bay area, even the highest paid districts in the State start new teachers at $40-50k, and only people that stay for 40-50 years ever really reach the six figure mark.

==================

Yup, me and the New York Times are both full of shiat.  http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/01/fashion/01generationb.html


I am not going to worry about teachers or lifeguards or whomever else making 6 figures until people rise up and start killing CEO's French Revolution style.

In fact, depending on how they got there, this is closer to the way I think things should work.  So many jobs reward the top performers with promotions to jobs to which they are less suited.  If you get a good sales person, a good janitor, a good phone rep, don't promote them, pay them like they've been promoted and keep them where they excel.  Some people who can't get out of their own way pushing a broom would probably make great supervisors.  And they should be paid according to how good they are as well.
 
2013-05-03 04:05:24 PM

Molavian: Dude looks like some sort of anime villain.


He also looks like that impression might be intentional.
 
2013-05-03 04:12:52 PM

Southern100: TheOriginalEd: 25 year olds should not be teaching highschool. Theyre still teenagers at that point. Around 30 where the teenage antics start to repulse people.. thats when they should be allowed to be highschool teachers.

I was thinking the same thing.. I know in my high school, the *youngest* teacher was in their 50s. Most of the younger ones were teaching grade school & middle school.


Pffft...I had the same second grade teacher that my dad had, but I did help her with her walker.

Did have a junior high teacher that had been in penthouse.  Her pics went up in the bathroom every year.
 
2013-05-03 04:13:46 PM

Fissile: spiderpaz: Fissile: spiderpaz: Fissile: What was so special about him that she threw away a very lucrative career?


lulz

============

I'm gonna guess you're living in scenic Trailer Park, South Flyover.   In North Jersey teachers making $100K are common as herpes sores at a porn star convention.

I'm gonna guess you're full of shiat because here in California, in the bay area, even the highest paid districts in the State start new teachers at $40-50k, and only people that stay for 40-50 years ever really reach the six figure mark.

==================

Yup, me and the New York Times are both full of shiat.  http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/01/fashion/01generationb.html


From your link "She started teaching in 1978" ... which confirms exactly what I'm saying.  Reading comprehension: get some, dumbass.
 
2013-05-03 04:17:04 PM

dbrunker: That poor, poor kid.
[farm5.staticflickr.com image 500x339]


LOL! Thanks for the Animal House reference. I'm leaving very satisfied.
 
2013-05-03 04:19:17 PM

Pepe Roni: spiderpaz: Pepe Roni: spiderpaz: Fissile: What was so special about him that she threw away a very lucrative career?


lulz

Tenured teachers in this area (Chicago suburbs) often earn 6 figures. She is 25 and already teaching high school. The term lucrative is subjective, but she did have some nice earning potential.

75 year old tenured teachers sometimes reach 6 figures.  The payscale for a teacher who's been there a couple years most likely puts her at $40-50k (at most).  That's not much money for somebody who has spent at least 5 years getting a degree and credential, racking up loans.  Far from lucrative.

There are teachers here in their early 40s making six figures. A lot of them.  What this one was earning this year wasn't really the meaning of the expression "lucrative career".


=============

Even if that district wasn't paying the same kind of money that teachers get in the NYC metro area, it's still foolish to throw away a job like that.  How many jobs today offer 25 year old employees both health care and a defined pension benefit plan?  How many jobs offer tuition reimbursement?  How many jobs have summer off, as well as every holiday from Arbor Day to Festivus?
 
2013-05-03 04:25:19 PM

spiderpaz: Fissile: spiderpaz: Fissile: spiderpaz: Fissile: What was so special about him that she threw away a very lucrative career?


lulz

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I'm gonna guess you're living in scenic Trailer Park, South Flyover.   In North Jersey teachers making $100K are common as herpes sores at a porn star convention.

I'm gonna guess you're full of shiat because here in California, in the bay area, even the highest paid districts in the State start new teachers at $40-50k, and only people that stay for 40-50 years ever really reach the six figure mark.

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Yup, me and the New York Times are both full of shiat.  http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/01/fashion/01generationb.html

From your link "She started teaching in 1978" ... which confirms exactly what I'm saying.  Reading comprehension: get some, dumbass.


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You're the one with reading comprehension deficiencies, "dumbass".  That was then.  Nowadays  most of the teachers around here start off at $45K-$50K, and are over $100K after 10 years.

I'm sorry to hear you never made it out of Trailer-Ville, but you'd be better off dealing with your problems instead of bashing people for pointing out the facts.
 
2013-05-03 05:01:48 PM

Fissile: spiderpaz: Fissile: spiderpaz: Fissile: spiderpaz: Fissile: What was so special about him that she threw away a very lucrative career?


lulz

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I'm gonna guess you're living in scenic Trailer Park, South Flyover.   In North Jersey teachers making $100K are common as herpes sores at a porn star convention.

I'm gonna guess you're full of shiat because here in California, in the bay area, even the highest paid districts in the State start new teachers at $40-50k, and only people that stay for 40-50 years ever really reach the six figure mark.

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Yup, me and the New York Times are both full of shiat.  http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/01/fashion/01generationb.html

From your link "She started teaching in 1978" ... which confirms exactly what I'm saying.  Reading comprehension: get some, dumbass.

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You're the one with reading comprehension deficiencies, "dumbass".  That was then.  Nowadays  most of the teachers around here start off at $45K-$50K, and are over $100K after 10 years.

I'm sorry to hear you never made it out of Trailer-Ville, but you'd be better off dealing with your problems instead of bashing people for pointing out the facts.


It took her 35 years to reach six figures.  Show me any official payscale that would get a public school teacher to 100k in 10 years.  You have to be a troll ... no way someone can be that stupid.

Also ... trailer-ville?  Talk about jumping to conclusions.  I live in a million dollar property in California (meanwhile it seems you're proud of being Jersey trash?) and I've been making six figures since my 5th year out of college working as an engineer.  You don't know shiat about shiat, just admit it.
 
2013-05-03 05:26:05 PM
Hmm, let's see here:
http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2010/05/nj_teachers_pay_freeze_sala ri e.html

media.nj.com

"New Jersey's teachers are the fourth-highest-paid in the country, behind California's, New York's and Connecticut's "

"Susan LiBrizzi, a divorced mother of four, earns $61,798  ...  has taught for 14 years "

Yeah ... it looks like NJ districts are not incomparable to other school districts near the coasts.  So again: you are full of shiat, and I am right.  Stop acting like teaching is some baller career path.  Where I live, $60k is damn near poverty.
 
2013-05-03 06:02:02 PM

spiderpaz: Hmm, let's see here:
http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2010/05/nj_teachers_pay_freeze_sala ri e.html

[media.nj.com image 432x469]

"New Jersey's teachers are the fourth-highest-paid in the country, behind California's, New York's and Connecticut's "

"Susan LiBrizzi, a divorced mother of four, earns $61,798  ...  has taught for 14 years "

Yeah ... it looks like NJ districts are not incomparable to other school districts near the coasts.  So again: you are full of shiat, and I am right.  Stop acting like teaching is some baller career path.  Where I live, $60k is damn near poverty.


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I'm sure you're a super genius who graduated from Oxford when you were 14 years old.

You wanna talk about reading comprehension?  Go back and reads what I wrote.  Teachers in NORTHERN NEW JERSEY,not the entire state. Northern NJ is that part that is located NEXT TO NEW YORK CITY.You know, that little town where a "genius" like you wouldn't last 6 months.  Apparently geography is something else that you have difficulty with.

As for the link you posted, go back and have a good look at the stats. HALF OF NJ TEACHERS EARNING MORE THAN $100K WORK IN NORTHER NJ.In other words, teachers making $100K around here are as common as internet commandos claiming to be making over $100K and living in million dollar houses 6 months after graduating from college.
 
2013-05-03 06:22:52 PM

Fissile: spiderpaz: Hmm, let's see here:
http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2010/05/nj_teachers_pay_freeze_sala ri e.html

[media.nj.com image 432x469]

"New Jersey's teachers are the fourth-highest-paid in the country, behind California's, New York's and Connecticut's "

"Susan LiBrizzi, a divorced mother of four, earns $61,798  ...  has taught for 14 years "

Yeah ... it looks like NJ districts are not incomparable to other school districts near the coasts.  So again: you are full of shiat, and I am right.  Stop acting like teaching is some baller career path.  Where I live, $60k is damn near poverty.

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I'm sure you're a super genius who graduated from Oxford when you were 14 years old.

You wanna talk about reading comprehension?  Go back and reads what I wrote.  Teachers in NORTHERN NEW JERSEY,not the entire state. Northern NJ is that part that is located NEXT TO NEW YORK CITY.You know, that little town where a "genius" like you wouldn't last 6 months.  Apparently geography is something else that you have difficulty with.

As for the link you posted, go back and have a good look at the stats. HALF OF NJ TEACHERS EARNING MORE THAN $100K WORK IN NORTHER NJ.In other words, teachers making $100K around here are as common as internet commandos claiming to be making over $100K and living in million dollar houses 6 months after graduating from college.


Apparently you can't read charts either otherwise you would have seen that basically all NJ teachers are starting at the first column between $40-50k ... like I said.  That's where the woman in TFA would have still been given her age ... like I said.

So,
Reading comprehension: fail
Math: fail

I sure hope you're not a teacher, because you're a real dumbass ... like I said.

I don't care what you think I make or where I live ... you seem to be happy being a punk ass little piece of jersey trash, so good for you.  Keep on assuming everyone else is white trash in some "flyover" and Jersey is where they wish they could be (lulz).  Regardless of WHERE you live, teachers make the bare minimum that they can practically live on for that area.  So if you live in Manhattan and teachers make 100k (they don't, only 2% do and they're OOoold) ... their standard of living is still shiat because of cost of living.  In any case ... that's a farking pittance, not a "lucrative career".
 
2013-05-03 06:29:49 PM

Fissile: HALF OF NJ TEACHERS EARNING MORE THAN $100K WORK IN NORTHER NJ

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Gotta love dumbasses typing in all caps.  The data that I found (because you are too stupid) shows that 2% of teachers in Jersey make $100k (obviously those near the top of the pay scale nearing retirement).  Your assertion that "half of NJ teachers earning more than $100k work in Northern NJ" (not typed in retard case) is obviously true ... they other half are in the South (obviously).  To dumb it down for your simple mind:  draw a pie that represent all the teachers making $100k, now cut it in half into a North and a South half.  Now eat it you fat retard, and stop wasting my time.
 
2013-05-03 06:54:50 PM
Who took that mugshot, Glamour Shots?
 
2013-05-03 09:06:43 PM

spiderpaz: Fissile: HALF OF NJ TEACHERS EARNING MORE THAN $100K WORK IN NORTHER NJ.

Gotta love dumbasses typing in all caps.  The data that I found (because you are too stupid) shows that 2% of teachers in Jersey make $100k (obviously those near the top of the pay scale nearing retirement).  Your assertion that "half of NJ teachers earning more than $100k work in Northern NJ" (not typed in retard case) is obviously true ... they other half are in the South (obviously).  To dumb it down for your simple mind:  draw a pie that represent all the teachers making $100k, now cut it in half into a North and a South half.  Now eat it you fat retard, and stop wasting my time.


spiderpaz: Fissile: HALF OF NJ TEACHERS EARNING MORE THAN $100K WORK IN NORTHER NJ.

Gotta love dumbasses typing in all caps.  The data that I found (because you are too stupid) shows that 2% of teachers in Jersey make $100k (obviously those near the top of the pay scale nearing retirement).  Your assertion that "half of NJ teachers earning more than $100k work in Northern NJ" (not typed in retard case) is obviously true ... they other half are in the South (obviously).  To dumb it down for your simple mind:  draw a pie that represent all the teachers making $100k, now cut it in half into a North and a South half.  Now eat it you fat retard, and stop wasting my time.


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What's obvious to me is that you're another internet bullshiater.  You're 25 years old and already a millionaire.  Yup, sure you are.

Yeah, half of all NJ teachers making over $100K are working in Bergen and Passaic Counties....2 counties out of 21.  So you're an engineer who never took a statistics course?  Just what engineering school did you graduate from?  Dumb-fark Polytechnic?

You really have a bug up your ass about NYC....like most red state retards.  Still angry about how Sherman's mule butt-farked your grand pappy during the battle of Toothless-ville, Georgia?

Now stop stealing your neighbor's WiFi and get back to cooking meth.  Jethro is going to be around in the morning looking for his fix.
 
2013-05-03 10:54:57 PM
Fissile: What's obvious to me is that you're another internet bullshiater.  You're 25 years old and already a millionaire.  Yup,re you are.

When did I ever say I was a millionaire OR 25?  Like I said - reading comprehension: go get some, dumbass.


Yeah, half of all NJ teachers making over $100K are working in Bergen and Passaic Counties....2 counties out of 21.  So you're an engineer who never took a statistics course?  Just what engineering school did you graduate from?  Dumb-fark Polytechnic?

You really have a bug up your ass about NYC....like most red state retards.  Still angry about how Sherman's mule butt-farked your grand pappy during the battle of Toothless-ville, Georgia?

Now stop stealing your neighbor's WiFi and get back t ...


This is you:
www.guidofistpump.com

Your state is a joke to the rest of the country, jersey trash.  And I'm not a red stater ... I'm from California (sixth generation, not like your stupid guido ass).  There's so many stupid things in your post, it's clear I'm arguing with a drunk halfwit at this point.  And in my field, in the Silicon Valley, the MEDIAN salary for my job is $100k ... we're not working 35 years to get up to that.  You're so pathetic you think making $100k at retirement age is baller status - how mediocre.  If you weren't such a moron, I'd suggest you learn how averages and percentages work, but you are so it's pointless.  Just give up, work your shiatty 9-5 in your lame ass jersey community and keep thinking you aren't a complete laughing stock.
 
2013-05-03 11:46:19 PM

spiderpaz: Fissile: What's obvious to me is that you're another internet bullshiater.  You're 25 years old and already a millionaire.  Yup,re you are.

When did I ever say I was a millionaire OR 25?  Like I said - reading comprehension: go get some, dumbass.


Yeah, half of all NJ teachers making over $100K are working in Bergen and Passaic Counties....2 counties out of 21.  So you're an engineer who never took a statistics course?  Just what engineering school did you graduate from?  Dumb-fark Polytechnic?

You really have a bug up your ass about NYC....like most red state retards.  Still angry about how Sherman's mule butt-farked your grand pappy during the battle of Toothless-ville, Georgia?

Now stop stealing your neighbor's WiFi and get back t ...

This is you:
[www.guidofistpump.com image 500x458]

Your state is a joke to the rest of the country, jersey trash.  And I'm not a red stater ... I'm from California (sixth generation, not like your stupid guido ass). There's so many stupid things in your post, it's clear I'm arguing with a drunk halfwit at this point.  And in my field, in the Silicon Valley, the MEDIAN salary for my job is $100k ... we're not working 35 years to get up to that.  You're so pathetic you think making $100k at retirement age is baller status - how mediocre.  If you weren't such a moron, I'd suggest you learn how averages and percentages work, but you are so it's pointless.  Just give up, work your shiatty 9-5 in your lame ass jersey community and keep thinking you aren't a complete laughing stock.


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Translation: I was at bar in LA when I mouthed off to a tourist from Jersey/NYC,  got my ass kicked inside out, and then he walked off with my girlfriend.
 
2013-05-03 11:56:21 PM

Fissile: Translation: I was at bar in LA when I mouthed off to a tourist from Jersey/NYC, got my ass kicked inside out, and then he walked off with my girlfriend.


That's quite the little fantasy you've constructed there, you impotent little douche.  Such an ITG.  You're a walking talking self-parody.  I can see why you're so bitter though - if my life was so mediocre maybe I'd construct some fantasy world for myself like you obviously have.
 
2013-05-04 12:03:02 AM

spiderpaz: Fissile: Translation: I was at bar in LA when I mouthed off to a tourist from Jersey/NYC, got my ass kicked inside out, and then he walked off with my girlfriend.

That's quite the little fantasy you've constructed there, you impotent little douche.  Such an ITG.  You're a walking talking self-parody.  I can see why you're so bitter though - if my life was so mediocre maybe I'd construct some fantasy world for myself like you obviously have.


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Overheard while spiderspaz was getting a beat down from a Jersey guy:  "Oh God! Not the face! Please don't cut my face!"
 
2013-05-04 12:18:26 AM

Fissile: spiderpaz: Fissile: Translation: I was at bar in LA when I mouthed off to a tourist from Jersey/NYC, got my ass kicked inside out, and then he walked off with my girlfriend.

That's quite the little fantasy you've constructed there, you impotent little douche.  Such an ITG.  You're a walking talking self-parody.  I can see why you're so bitter though - if my life was so mediocre maybe I'd construct some fantasy world for myself like you obviously have.

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Overheard while spiderspaz was getting a beat down from a Jersey guy:  "Oh God! Not the face! Please don't cut my face!"


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