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(KHOU Houston)   Smoking hot high school English teacher arrested for having sex with a 10th-grade student. And she would have gotten away with it, too, if she hadn't shown up at an after-prom party barefoot and drunk   (khou.com) divider line 127
    More: Strange, Brazosport ISD, English teacher, sexual relationship, 10th grade, Nikki Scherwitz  
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2013-05-03 09:21:31 AM

The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: Fark has made me very skeptical of anything "smoking hot."


Me too.  I was expecting a fat and bloated ugly chick, not a hot teacher with some seriously farked up issues
 
2013-05-03 09:22:19 AM

Ebbelwoi: When I GISed her I got this guy:


[thumbs.mugshots.com image 400x500]


Dude! it's Brock!
youchew.net
 
2013-05-03 09:22:37 AM
FTA "I believe one of the students told her it wasn't right for her to be there and asked her to leave,"

Obviously not one of the students interested in having sex after the prom
 
2013-05-03 09:25:01 AM

BarkingUnicorn: One of the best mugshots ever:

[ronenews92fm.files.wordpress.com image 300x285]

And IRL:

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how did she cut her hair that fast?
 
2013-05-03 09:26:58 AM

GoldSpider: antidisestablishmentarianism: Me too, this one was not a trap.

But now you're going to click on the next one...


You're right. Hopefully when that happens someone will be fast with the eye bleach.
 
2013-05-03 09:30:51 AM
X__ HOT
X__ MOM
X__ MARRIED
X__ CHILD MOLESTER

Yup. She's everything I look for in a woman.
 
2013-05-03 09:31:42 AM
>"I believe one of the students told her it wasn't right for her to be there and asked her to leave, said Lt. Raymond Garivey with the Freeport Police Department. "We have information that she was consuming alcohol."

I bet it was Becky. That sounds like something Becky would do.

How I loathe Becky.
 
2013-05-03 09:31:55 AM

Ebbelwoi: When I GISed her I got this guy:


[thumbs.mugshots.com image 400x500]


Dude looks like some sort of anime villain.
 
2013-05-03 09:32:12 AM
These students making up these stories just to get a teacher in trouble has got to stop.  This shiat is getting out of control.
 
2013-05-03 09:34:04 AM
Better than showing up barefoot and pregnant.
 
2013-05-03 09:36:32 AM

Mugato: jaybeezey: I'd let her teach me for a standardized test.

did i do it right? not according to the state....

I'd use a #2 pencil.

/wait what?

So where are all the indignant "stop saying that's hot! It's rape!" people?


She's attractive and he's lucky he got laid so it isn't rape. You've been here long enough to know that.

/16 not a child, etc.
 
2013-05-03 09:40:26 AM

Nabb1: Someone has an alcohol problem.


Mix that with her husband and child just leaving her and I smell a plea bargain.
 
2013-05-03 09:42:41 AM
Wow, a smoking hot teacher that's actually hot. When was the last time that happened?
 
2013-05-03 09:43:51 AM
lh3.ggpht.com
 
2013-05-03 09:44:54 AM
My wife works with teenagers all day, and I'm starting to wonder if I should be concerned after reading all of these stories. Then again, she only works with teenage girls, so if she starts having sex with them, well, that would be kind of hot.
 
2013-05-03 09:47:27 AM
I was very suprised. I was expecting some kind of she beast swamp donkey, but instead we get teh eye bleach. What a good friday. Now all I need is the roomate to pay her rent and everything will be peachy.
 
2013-05-03 09:48:42 AM
10th grader? Yuck. By 10th grade bous have barely learned to shower more then once a week. Nasty, disgusting things.
 
2013-05-03 09:56:31 AM
Came for the South Park Nice meme. Leaving satisfied.

oh and

horsegoeswest.com
 
2013-05-03 10:12:32 AM
You know she showed up at the prom drunk looking to take on the whole football team.
 
2013-05-03 10:18:42 AM
Niiiice.
 
2013-05-03 10:21:04 AM
You know, usually we see the "smoking hot" teacher and say to ourselves "yeah, well, she was obviously not getting much male attention and was desperate" and we are able to wrap our heads around the ordeal in a simple albeit farked up way. But when we see one of these stories and "smoking hot" is actually VERY doable, we need to ask ourselves "what kind of psycho must she be to have needed to get the d from a minor?"

socialnewsdaily.com
 
2013-05-03 10:33:11 AM

dogdaze: Came for the South Park Nice meme. Leaving satisfied.

oh and

[horsegoeswest.com image 498x306]


2nd.
 
2013-05-03 10:35:47 AM

TheOriginalEd: 25 year olds should not be teaching highschool. Theyre still teenagers at that point. Around 30 where the teenage antics start to repulse people.. thats when they should be allowed to be highschool teachers.


I was thinking the same thing.. I know in my high school, the *youngest* teacher was in their 50s. Most of the younger ones were teaching grade school & middle school.
 
2013-05-03 10:38:23 AM

bluecrabscribe: Phoebe?
Ursula?


No, this one's actually hot.
 
2013-05-03 10:42:13 AM

duenor: 10th grader? Yuck. By 10th grade boys have barely learned to shower more then once a week. Nasty, disgusting things.


More than once a week? Wouldn't that just be wasting water?
 
2013-05-03 10:45:52 AM
CSB:

I knew a girl named Nikki--I guess you could say she was a sex fiend.
 
2013-05-03 10:49:34 AM

HotWingConspiracy: Women aren't very discreet molesters.


Most of the time, they aren't "molesters" at all, at least once they have their day in court. Then, they're just misunderstood victims of the urges of young men. It's the only reason I can think of that would justify the double standard - men, clearly, are always the aggressors. That's why men get long jail sentences & sex offender status for statutory rape, while women get suspended sentences and probation for the same damned thing.
 
2013-05-03 10:51:48 AM

The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: Fark has made me very skeptical of anything "smoking hot."


I always check before commenting now.
 
2013-05-03 10:53:15 AM

Dr. Goldshnoz: "what kind of psycho must she be to have needed to get the d from a minor?"



So you could say she's the saddest of all psychos?
 
2013-05-03 11:09:14 AM
i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-03 11:09:46 AM
She prefers the sexual prowess of a sixteen year old.  It's no surprise that farkers would be lining up for her.  This might be their one opportunity to actually impress a woman by comparison.  Might.
 
2013-05-03 11:27:46 AM
Reads "smoking hot", reaches for the eye bleach. *click* Holy hell! *fapfapfap*
 
2013-05-03 11:27:49 AM
english teacher.. dangling participle something something

/out of coffee
 
2013-05-03 11:41:19 AM

trappedspirit: She prefers the sexual prowess of a sixteen year old.


Define "sexual prowess"
 
2013-05-03 11:43:08 AM

dogdaze: Came for the South Park Nice meme. Leaving satisfied.


So was I, but man, it was late this time.  After not seeing it on the first page I got kinda worried.
 
2013-05-03 11:48:32 AM

Fissile: What was so special about him that she threw away a very lucrative career?



lulz
 
2013-05-03 12:07:57 PM

spiderpaz: Fissile: What was so special about him that she threw away a very lucrative career?


lulz


My thoughts, exactly.  For a lucrative career, she should roll this into "dancing" or possibly "Internet modeling."
 
2013-05-03 12:11:09 PM

spiderpaz: Fissile: What was so special about him that she threw away a very lucrative career?


lulz


Tenured teachers in this area (Chicago suburbs) often earn 6 figures. She is 25 and already teaching high school. The term lucrative is subjective, but she did have some nice earning potential.
 
2013-05-03 12:13:50 PM

TheOriginalEd: 25 year olds should not be teaching highschool. Theyre still teenagers at that point. Around 30 where the teenage antics start to repulse people.. thats when they should be allowed to be highschool teachers.


Still remember my high school Spanish teacher, Miss Linda Alvarez. She was 23, lovely, great personality, and wore peasant blouses. If you had a translating problem she would stand behind you and lean over you with her hand on your shoulder, helping you with the problem. And creating several other problems. Every male in the class prayed they would not be called to get up and walk to the blackboard and write something. In retrospect, I seriously believe she was either a bit clueless about her impact, or the best actress in the world.

Linda Alvarez, if you're reading this, we all loved you and would have walked over hot coals to nail you.
 
2013-05-03 12:16:42 PM

Pepe Roni: spiderpaz: Fissile: What was so special about him that she threw away a very lucrative career?


lulz

Tenured teachers in this area (Chicago suburbs) often earn 6 figures. She is 25 and already teaching high school. The term lucrative is subjective, but she did have some nice earning potential.


75 year old tenured teachers sometimes reach 6 figures.  The payscale for a teacher who's been there a couple years most likely puts her at $40-50k (at most).  That's not much money for somebody who has spent at least 5 years getting a degree and credential, racking up loans.  Far from lucrative.
 
2013-05-03 12:20:13 PM

local vagrant: trappedspirit: She prefers the sexual prowess of a sixteen year old.

Define "sexual prowess"


It's a couple of pages over from the definition of sarcasm.
 
2013-05-03 12:31:48 PM
I wept when I saw the IRL pic.

/sob....
 
2013-05-03 12:54:06 PM
ronenews92fm.files.wordpress.com encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

Just so we're all on the same page here.
 
2013-05-03 12:58:20 PM

TheOriginalEd: 25 year olds should not be teaching highschool. Theyre still teenagers at that point. Around 30 where the teenage antics start to repulse people.. thats when they should be allowed to be highschool teachers.


I started working in a high school at 22, and somehow managed to keep my dick in my pants. Most of our new hires come to us fresh out of college and are in their early 20's. Just out of curiosity, what would you propose those people do for the 8 or 9 years between graduating from college and starting their career in education?
 
2013-05-03 01:02:07 PM
s3.amazonaws.com
 
2013-05-03 01:07:21 PM
go on...
 
2013-05-03 01:53:53 PM
I bet she took it in the butt.
 
2013-05-03 01:56:09 PM

spiderpaz: Fissile: What was so special about him that she threw away a very lucrative career?


lulz


============

I'm gonna guess you're living in scenic Trailer Park, South Flyover.   In North Jersey teachers making $100K are common as herpes sores at a porn star convention.
 
2013-05-03 02:01:36 PM

Fissile: I said it before, and I'll say it again, I don't know why they do it.    What was so special about him that she threw away a very lucrative career?


I dated a hot teacher for about 9 years (from age of 19-28), and she used to tease me about whichever hotter young guy in her class was flirting with her.  She wasn't attracted to young guys in particular, it was more of a case of finally being able to hold the attention of Mr. Captain Football-Blonde dude, without the competition of similar females.
 
2013-05-03 02:13:53 PM
I'd bury my dick so deep whoever could pull it out would be crowned King Arthur
 
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