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(KHOU Houston)   Smoking hot high school English teacher arrested for having sex with a 10th-grade student. And she would have gotten away with it, too, if she hadn't shown up at an after-prom party barefoot and drunk   (khou.com) divider line 127
    More: Strange, Brazosport ISD, English teacher, sexual relationship, 10th grade, Nikki Scherwitz  
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2013-05-03 01:55:53 AM
One of the best mugshots ever:

ronenews92fm.files.wordpress.com

And IRL:

static.wix.com
 
2013-05-03 05:53:04 AM

BarkingUnicorn: One of the best mugshots ever:



And IRL:


If a teenage boy just has to be molested, this is the person he wants doing it.
 
2013-05-03 07:24:05 AM
I foresee AA in her future.
 
2013-05-03 08:23:31 AM
Women aren't very discreet molesters.
 
2013-05-03 08:23:38 AM
Fark has made me very skeptical of anything "smoking hot."
 
2013-05-03 08:24:08 AM
It's okay to stick it in crazy this one time given that irl pic.
 
2013-05-03 08:24:17 AM
Phoebe?
Ursula?
 
2013-05-03 08:27:22 AM
17 is legal in Texas... and this girl could have any 17 year old she wants... but had to go for the forbidden fruit anyways. What a shame.
 
2013-05-03 08:29:46 AM

The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: Fark has made me very skeptical of anything "smoking hot."


Me too, this one was not a trap.
 
2013-05-03 08:30:13 AM
I'd box the vagina off her
 
2013-05-03 08:30:51 AM
I'd let her check my essay for spelling and syntax errors...
 
2013-05-03 08:31:22 AM
Brazzersport?
 
2013-05-03 08:31:37 AM
There must be something in the water around Houston.  There has been about a half dozen of these incidents in the past month.
 
2013-05-03 08:32:05 AM
Like a keg at an after prom party.......
 
2013-05-03 08:32:32 AM
Destined to be be cutting down the cane on the Brazosport.

Almost didn't look for the abuse of the term smoking hot of late, but it was Texas rather than the UK.
 
2013-05-03 08:32:33 AM

antidisestablishmentarianism: Me too, this one was not a trap.


But now you're going to click on the next one...
 
2013-05-03 08:32:56 AM
Am I seriously the first to point out how much Brazosport sounds like Brazzers, and how appropriate it is to this situation?
 
2013-05-03 08:33:23 AM
Teacher of the year!
 
2013-05-03 08:33:32 AM
Yup, Fark only works because SOMETIMES they truly ARE hot. Otherwise you'd NEVER click.
 
2013-05-03 08:33:38 AM

squibbits: 17 is legal in Texas


Is Texas similar to the other "Consent Under 18" states, where they cannot be in a position of authority over the minor?   I know in MN, the age of consent is 16 unless it is a teacher, manager, etc.

Sometimes crazy is worth it regardless
 
2013-05-03 08:34:11 AM

BarkingUnicorn: One of the best mugshots ever:

[ronenews92fm.files.wordpress.com image 300x285]

And IRL:

[static.wix.com image 385x360]


dl.dropboxusercontent.com

...Yea, I'd probably tap that.
 
2013-05-03 08:34:13 AM

amindtat: Brazzersport?


Barely a minute and a half.
 
2013-05-03 08:35:45 AM
I would let her become familiar with my Balzac.
 
2013-05-03 08:36:49 AM
I was expecting a train wreck given the "smoking hot" descriptor ... lo and behold, she is.  I would not only forbid my son from pressing charges, I'd be high fiving him on the way out of the police station.
 
2013-05-03 08:37:40 AM

Cormee: I'd box the vagina off her


Heck, I'd use one of my few remaining Viagra's on her.
 
2013-05-03 08:39:28 AM
Doesn't anyone understand discretion anymore?
 
2013-05-03 08:39:44 AM

way south: ...Yea, I'd probably tap that.


Probably?
 
2013-05-03 08:42:15 AM

GoldSpider: way south: ...Yea, I'd probably tap that.

Probably?


I can't see her knees in either picture.
 
2013-05-03 08:42:20 AM
When I GISed her I got this guy:


thumbs.mugshots.com
 
2013-05-03 08:42:40 AM
barefoot and drunk


She probably had ugly feet or something.
 
2013-05-03 08:44:18 AM
I think I'm old enough now that if I looked at her picture too long they would charge me with molesting her
 
2013-05-03 08:45:01 AM
I'd let her teach me for a standardized test.

did i do it right? not according to the state....
 
2013-05-03 08:46:00 AM
She was teaching the boys very important lessons in life

Don't stick your dick in crazy
 
2013-05-03 08:46:39 AM

minoridiot: There must be something in the water around Houston.  There has been about a half dozen of these incidents in the past month.


Viagra and grain alcohol, is my guess...
 
2013-05-03 08:47:29 AM
There's a dangling modifier joke in her[e] somewhere...
 
2013-05-03 08:47:50 AM
I'll need to see her feet before I can make a judgement in this case.
 
2013-05-03 08:48:58 AM

Ebbelwoi: When I GISed her I got this guy:

[thumbs.mugshots.com image 400x500]


What IS it with the mullet guys???  Don't they realize that everyone is laughing at their haircut?

/except maybe the other guy with a mullet
//please tell me they're coming back into style so I can get one
 
2013-05-03 08:52:24 AM
I read that as "Brazosport LSD teacher"
 
2013-05-03 08:52:33 AM
img.photobucket.com
Not often I get to trot this one out, but Subby delivered.
 
2013-05-03 08:52:56 AM

jaybeezey: I'd let her teach me for a standardized test.

did i do it right? not according to the state....


I'd use a #2 pencil.

/wait what?

So where are all the indignant "stop saying that's hot! It's rape!" people?
 
2013-05-03 08:54:03 AM

minoridiot: There must be something in the water around Houston.  There has been about a half dozen of these incidents in the past month.


Evidently the school board doesn't have the money for stable individuals and only looks for a pulse and a sheepskin from "College".  Psychological Suitability testing is out of the question.
 
2013-05-03 08:54:29 AM
cl.jroo.me
 
2013-05-03 08:55:00 AM
25 year olds should not be teaching highschool. Theyre still teenagers at that point. Around 30 where the teenage antics start to repulse people.. thats when they should be allowed to be highschool teachers.
 
2013-05-03 08:56:26 AM
You are not allowed to have sex with a person in a position of authority over you.
You have to wait until you get older and pay someone to act that out for you.
 
2013-05-03 08:58:17 AM

Ebbelwoi: When I GISed her I got this guy:


[thumbs.mugshots.com image 400x500]


The resemblance to Mel Gibson is striking.

Seriously, use your hands to cover the dyed hair so you just see the facial features.

/uncanny
 
2013-05-03 09:03:31 AM
Wow, one of them is actually smoking hot for once.
 
2013-05-03 09:13:50 AM

vudukungfu: You are not allowed to have sex with a person in a position of authority over you.
You have to wait until you get older and pay someone to act that out for you.


You're just pissed you never got laid by a hot teacher. As am I.

/22 year old Miss Glass, 8th grade health
 
2013-05-03 09:14:35 AM
Attention. young female teachers...I'm older but I know what I'm doing. I'll pleasure you for hours. Stop going after the young meat...call me instead.
 
2013-05-03 09:16:25 AM
I said it before, and I'll say it again, I don't know why they do it.    What was so special about him that she threw away a very lucrative career?  Was this kid like the 16 year old version of George Clooney?   Yes, in most places teaching is the best part time job you can find. How many part time jobs include health care and defined pension benefits?

If she was really into young guys, she could have gone to the mall, skate park, beach, etc, picked up a 18 year old dude and farked his brains out.  It would have all been legal, there's not much difference between a 16 year old and an 18 year old, and she'd still have her job.

/Stupid
//Crazy
 
2013-05-03 09:18:56 AM
Someone has an alcohol problem.
 
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