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(Chicago Trib)   It's a sad reflection on our society that a 14-year-old boy has to pay a "prostitute" to pepper-spray him and steal his iPad and piggy bank. When Subby was a lad, any girl would do that to him for free   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 29
    More: Dumbass, iPads, pepper sprays, prostitution, Circuit Court of Cook County, Randy Levine, society  
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2013-05-03 02:18:28 AM
A 14 year-old boy pays for sex??

Doesn't he go to school?
 
2013-05-03 06:10:05 AM
FFS, why would a 14 year old pay a prostitute to do that?!

If that was his fetish, he could find someone on Craigslist to do that for free!
 
2013-05-03 06:27:33 AM
There's something really wrong with taking advantage of little kids like this. You want to scam adult men, that's one thing, but this kid was 14, probably just finishing his second year in middle school. That's just wrong. He had a *piggy bank* for chrissakes.

This is wrong. Just wrong.
 
2013-05-03 06:28:21 AM
Stealing a boy's piggy bank is too damn cold.
 
2013-05-03 06:29:06 AM
lol was he charged with soliciting sex from a prositute? lmao sort of crazy shiat i did when i was 14. not exactly,just sort of
 
2013-05-03 06:29:31 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: There's something really wrong with taking advantage of little kids like this. You want to scam adult men, that's one thing, but this kid was 14, probably just finishing his second year in middle school. That's just wrong. He had a *piggy bank* for chrissakes.

This is wrong. Just wrong.


If he's old enough to call a hooker, he is old enough to get ripped off by one.
 
2013-05-03 06:33:09 AM
Sometimes you gotta say "What the fark", make your move. Joel, every now and then, saying "What the fark", brings freedom. Freedom brings opportunity, opportunity makes your future.
 
2013-05-03 06:34:55 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: There's something really wrong with taking advantage of little kids like this. You want to scam adult men, that's one thing, but this kid was 14, probably just finishing his second year in middle school. That's just wrong. He had a *piggy bank* for chrissakes.

This is wrong. Just wrong.


She did it to feed her marijuana addiction.
 
2013-05-03 06:35:07 AM
He has a piggy bank and he's making dates with prostitutes on the internet... Reads like Risky Business, the nightmare version. Pretty brave kid to admit what he did and go after the prostitute.
 
2013-05-03 06:40:15 AM
Wait, his school doesn't have a teacher who wants to bang 14 year olds?
 
2013-05-03 06:41:19 AM
This is just outrageous, I always have to pay extra to get this.
 
2013-05-03 06:41:54 AM
Maybe he was taking too long to fish out the last nickel he owed her from the piggy bank.
 
2013-05-03 06:47:03 AM
When I was a lad we had to read our iPads by candlelight.

/looxury
 
2013-05-03 06:48:18 AM
Police say a 14-year-old Prospect Heights boy thought the young woman he met online was a prostitute.

Damn, At that age I wanted true love, not to buy it.
 
2013-05-03 06:48:26 AM
<i>Police also recovered the piggy bank </i>

It's gonna be ok
 
2013-05-03 06:50:02 AM
There once was a ho named Dareka
That a youth sought for sexual eureka
But she did something bad
To the innocent lad
So in prison is where you can seek her
 
2013-05-03 07:00:35 AM

dangelder: Police also recovered the piggy bank


The blue wall, man. Solidarity. Protect your own.
 
2013-05-03 07:08:31 AM

hardinparamedic: FFS, why would a 14 year old pay a prostitute to do that?!

If that was his fetish, he could find someone on Craigslist to do that for free!


You would think so but that probably would work out the same...

Link

Of course, he's not the first teenage kid from the suburbs to think he's getting a sexy call girl and have some beast show up instead...

i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-03 07:19:06 AM

illannoyin: Of course, he's not the first teenage kid from the suburbs to think he's getting a sexy call girl and have some beast show up instead...


Well, dear god yeah. That's horrifying.

On the other hand....

/don't judge me, asshole. :P
 
2013-05-03 07:19:47 AM
Wow. That post would have sounded totally wrong had it not had the picture post with it.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-03 07:45:33 AM
 
2013-05-03 07:58:52 AM
Thanks Obama
 
2013-05-03 08:01:14 AM

hardinparamedic: Wow. That post would have sounded totally wrong had it not had the picture post with it.

[i.imgur.com image 600x902]


I have noooo idea who that is.
 
2013-05-03 08:47:05 AM
What is this a modern retelling of Catcher in the Rye?
 
2013-05-03 09:17:15 AM
Props to the kid for reporting the crime. Most grown men wouldn't.
 
2013-05-03 09:37:11 AM

F22raptom: lol was he charged with soliciting sex from a prositute? lmao sort of crazy shiat i did when i was 14. not exactly,just sort of


eduncovered.com
 
2013-05-03 10:18:27 AM
Nice outfit on the ho.  I assume she just got off her shift at Foot Locker.
 
2013-05-03 01:43:41 PM

fusillade762: Police say a 14-year-old Prospect Heights boy thought the young woman he met online was a prostitute.

Damn, At that age I wanted true love, not to buy it.


funny how priorities change when you get older, huh?
 
2013-05-03 07:26:59 PM
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sad penis
 
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