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(Austin Statesman)   Ever wanted to own your own psychiatric hospital? Well if you have an extra $35 million laying around and don't mind Texas now is your chance   (statesman.com) divider line 34
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2013-05-03 07:40:38 AM  
American Horror Story: Texas Psychiatric Hospital
 
2013-05-03 07:42:43 AM  
You would have to be crazy to move to Texas these days...
 
2013-05-03 07:43:02 AM  
Why didn't you link to the complete story at the All-New MyStatetesman.com?
 
2013-05-03 07:43:20 AM  

SpdrJay: American Horror Story: Texas Psychiatric Hospital


FarkTV becoming FarkFilms?
 
2013-05-03 07:43:53 AM  
Why?  they fence off one of their counties?

/I keed, I keed
 
2013-05-03 07:46:02 AM  
They are selling Texas for 35million?  Even if I could afford it it's not worth it.
 
2013-05-03 07:49:42 AM  
Is it a modern hospital or like an oldschool like victorian hospital?
 
2013-05-03 07:49:59 AM  
I thought A&M would be worth a little more than that.
 
2013-05-03 07:50:01 AM  

SpdrJay: American Horror Story: Texas Psychiatric Hospital


Done in one. Remember to unplug the jukebox.
 
2013-05-03 07:51:53 AM  
Texas, psychiatric, wouldn't happen to be this building in Austin would it?

s2.postimg.org
 
2013-05-03 07:52:17 AM  
Oooof, if only it weren't Texas.
 
2013-05-03 07:55:31 AM  
...lying around...
 
2013-05-03 07:56:28 AM  
So two years ago when they built this thing what did it cost?  That be a nice number to have here.....

Sounds like another example of government selling off its assets to corrupt corporations......
 
2013-05-03 07:59:27 AM  
Can we change the name to Arkham Asylum?

Then again, that's more a northeast thing.
 
2013-05-03 07:59:38 AM  
Looks to be constructed of several trailer homes.
www.geocarellc.com
 
2013-05-03 08:04:43 AM  
Nice pay wall.
 
2013-05-03 08:10:13 AM  
Would this be like FARK.com come to a locale near you?  Drew probably has the asking price in petty cash.
 
2013-05-03 08:11:58 AM  
And you won't have to worry about any of those pesky regulations.
 
2013-05-03 08:17:01 AM  

texmeth: Looks to be constructed of several trailer homes.
[www.geocarellc.com image 850x251]


That's got Fark Compound written all over it.
 
2013-05-03 08:30:42 AM  
I used to wash the floors in an all female insane asylum just north of Baton Rouge.  I've never had so much sex in my entire life.  I know there are rules of thumb, like don't stick your tongue in retarded, don't stick your dick in crazy, don't stick your fingers in dead.  I thought I could get away with suspending them because these chicks were never getting out.  And if they did, they'd had so much electroshock therapy (I used to call it electro-cock therapy because I'd strap myself on for a ride during the treatments), their brains were like burnt gas station burritos.  This one chick thought she was a dog - fine with me, if you know what I'm saying.  Boy was I wrong.

Right around 1972, when I was graduating high school and working nights at the asylum, a huge wave of deinstitutionalisation threw the doors open on this place and others like it.  Since then, I've been tracked down by hundreds of crazy women who want to play the blame game now that mind altering drugs have straightened them out enough to participate in photo lineups.  I feel like a god damn war criminal, when I was really just following the status quo of the time.  I try to explain: it was different back then, the rules were different, nobody saw the widespread changes that came, for better or worse.  They don't seem to get it.

Now, though, without institutions to protect us and consumer drugs masking the insane from us, you can't be sure what exactly you're sticking your cock into.  You may have the love of your life on the end of your knob; or you may have some nutcase that's going to push dead field mice into your rectum while your 69'ing.  Bring back the insane asylum, where at least you know what you're getting.
 
2013-05-03 08:34:58 AM  
For less than half you could just buy the Total Farked subscriptions for eternity and have about the same thing.
The prior posts are my evidence.
 
2013-05-03 08:53:29 AM  
It's too new. they haven't even had one psychotic killer break free and go on a rampage. Any doctors cited for illegal patient testing? Naw. What about a hidden graveyard full of restless, vengeful spirits? Not a one, I'd wager. I'll bet it isn't even built on an ancient Native American burial ground.

I'd rather take my 35 million and just throw it in the shredder rather than give it to these charlatans. Maybe invite some friends over and have a Ferrari demolition Derby.
 
2013-05-03 08:53:42 AM  
I came into this thread as the father of an Autistic (for now) 15 year old boy to rant on about the closing and underfunding of mental health facilities in Texas......and then this happend:

spentmiles: I used to wash the floors in an all female insane asylum just north of Baton Rouge.  I've never had so much sex in my entire life.  I know there are rules of thumb, like don't stick your tongue in retarded, don't stick your dick in crazy, don't stick your fingers in dead.  I thought I could get away with suspending them because these chicks were never getting out.  And if they did, they'd had so much electroshock therapy (I used to call it electro-cock therapy because I'd strap myself on for a ride during the treatments), their brains were like burnt gas station burritos.  This one chick thought she was a dog - fine with me, if you know what I'm saying.  Boy was I wrong.

Right around 1972, when I was graduating high school and working nights at the asylum, a huge wave of deinstitutionalisation threw the doors open on this place and others like it.  Since then, I've been tracked down by hundreds of crazy women who want to play the blame game now that mind altering drugs have straightened them out enough to participate in photo lineups.  I feel like a god damn war criminal, when I was really just following the status quo of the time.  I try to explain: it was different back then, the rules were different, nobody saw the widespread changes that came, for better or worse.  They don't seem to get it.

Now, though, without institutions to protect us and consumer drugs masking the insane from us, you can't be sure what exactly you're sticking your cock into.  You may have the love of your life on the end of your knob; or you may have some nutcase that's going to push dead field mice into your rectum while your 69'ing.  Bring back the insane asylum, where at least you know what you're getting.


I'm soo glad I unignored you.  Were done here folks.
 
2013-05-03 09:03:55 AM  
This is giving me High anxiety.
 
2013-05-03 09:26:18 AM  
i41.tinypic.com

i39.tinypic.com

// impress me and name both
 
2013-05-03 09:29:08 AM  
monae and left foot  OOOOOHOH YEAH
 
2013-05-03 09:42:01 AM  
Does it double as death row in Texas?
 
2013-05-03 11:10:56 AM  

automaticman: Does it double as death row in Texas?


Why? Can you tell the difference between a mentally unstable/handicapped person and a Texan?
 
2013-05-03 12:18:42 PM  

EyeballKid: automaticman: Does it double as death row in Texas?

Why? Can you tell the difference between a mentally unstable/handicapped person and a Texan?


Touché.
 
2013-05-03 12:32:27 PM  
New owner will get seriously rich under Obamacare
 
2013-05-03 01:07:37 PM  
You had me until Texas .
 
2013-05-03 02:08:55 PM  
Looks like a great location to open a satellite campus for the South Harmon Institute of Technology.
 
2013-05-03 05:32:40 PM  

bdm26: Looks like a great location to open a satellite campus for the South Harmon Institute of Technology.


It's Texas. Sam Houston Institute of Technology.
 
2013-05-03 06:15:17 PM  
that's crazy
 
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