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(WFTV Orlando)   Man calls police to a 7-Eleven, won't tell cops why, claims he's a monkey and strips off his clothes to show the officer that he is not human   ( ) divider line
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2329 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 May 2013 at 7:20 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-05-03 08:07:26 AM  
2 votes:
"Sir, are you classified as human?"

2013-05-03 07:35:17 AM  
2 votes:
The officer then said Holloman removed his clothing to prove to the officer he was a monkey, and not human, since the officer stated that humans wear clothes.
2013-05-03 09:31:30 AM  
1 vote:
2013-05-03 07:48:37 AM  
1 vote:

HMS_Blinkin: AirForceVet: FTA:The officer said he believed Holloman was of sound mind, and when asked to please put on his boxers after being handcuffed, he was able to do so with perfect balance.

So he doesn't have alcohol to fall back on then?

The guy HAD to have been high on something.  I wonder if they just blood-tested him to find out what it was.

He was able to put on his boxers with perfect balance while handcuffed?

Whatever he was on (if anything) I need some because there's no way I could do that even if I were stone cold sober.
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