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(WFTV Orlando)   Man calls police to a 7-Eleven, won't tell cops why, claims he's a monkey and strips off his clothes to show the officer that he is not human   (wftv.com) divider line 31
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2013-05-03 07:21:30 AM  
FTA:The officer said he believed Holloman was of sound mind, and when asked to please put on his boxers after being handcuffed, he was able to do so with perfect balance.

So he doesn't have alcohol to fall back on then?
 
2013-05-03 07:22:25 AM  
Hung like a chimp, he is.
 
2013-05-03 07:23:54 AM  
That's racist

/want to touch my monkey?
 
2013-05-03 07:24:08 AM  
Hope he flung his poop at the officer.
 
2013-05-03 07:26:35 AM  
We've all been there.
 
2013-05-03 07:27:15 AM  

AirForceVet: FTA:The officer said he believed Holloman was of sound mind, and when asked to please put on his boxers after being handcuffed, he was able to do so with perfect balance.

So he doesn't have alcohol to fall back on then?


The guy HAD to have been high on something.  I wonder if they just blood-tested him to find out what it was.
 
2013-05-03 07:27:46 AM  
Did the police return him to the zoo?
 
2013-05-03 07:33:25 AM  

oryx: Did the police return him to the zoo?


Nah.  Some dude in a camaro came by and picked him up along with some of his cohorts and took them all to the zoo.

/He had nothing else to do.
 
2013-05-03 07:35:17 AM  
The officer then said Holloman removed his clothing to prove to the officer he was a monkey, and not human, since the officer stated that humans wear clothes.

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2013-05-03 07:35:37 AM  
Well its nice we got a follow up story on Justin Bieber's monkey.....
 
2013-05-03 07:38:28 AM  
My guess is that he was doing that as part of a Frat house stunt/initiation.
 
2013-05-03 07:39:14 AM  
And the racist Florida cops believed him?
 
2013-05-03 07:39:21 AM  
And some of you wonder why cops aren't always bright and cheery when you interact with them.
 
2013-05-03 07:47:28 AM  
Double standard.  If I called that guy a monkey it'd be all lawsuit, lawsuit, lawsuit...
 
2013-05-03 07:48:37 AM  

HMS_Blinkin: AirForceVet: FTA:The officer said he believed Holloman was of sound mind, and when asked to please put on his boxers after being handcuffed, he was able to do so with perfect balance.

So he doesn't have alcohol to fall back on then?

The guy HAD to have been high on something.  I wonder if they just blood-tested him to find out what it was.


He was able to put on his boxers with perfect balance while handcuffed?

Whatever he was on (if anything) I need some because there's no way I could do that even if I were stone cold sober.
 
2013-05-03 07:52:29 AM  
farking furries, ruining even trips to 7-11
 
2013-05-03 07:57:11 AM  
All his friends are junkies?
 
2013-05-03 07:57:22 AM  

illannoyin: HMS_Blinkin: AirForceVet: FTA:The officer said he believed Holloman was of sound mind, and when asked to please put on his boxers after being handcuffed, he was able to do so with perfect balance.

So he doesn't have alcohol to fall back on then?

The guy HAD to have been high on something.  I wonder if they just blood-tested him to find out what it was.

He was able to put on his boxers with perfect balance while handcuffed?

Whatever he was on (if anything) I need some because there's no way I could do that even if I were stone cold sober.


Yeah I'd have to be high to put his boxers back on too
 
2013-05-03 08:07:26 AM  
"Sir, are you classified as human?"

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/hot
 
2013-05-03 08:26:13 AM  
Cops should a tasered him, sang a few verses of Shock The Monkey, while tasering
 
2013-05-03 08:43:02 AM  

JustinDustin: "Sir, are you classified as human?"

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/hot


SMOKE YOU!
 
2013-05-03 08:43:15 AM  
Everybody's got something to hide - except for me and my monkey.
 
2013-05-03 08:47:47 AM  

Tatsuma: farking furries, ruining even trips to 7-11


Came here for the "damn furries" reference, left feeling satisfied
 
2013-05-03 08:48:56 AM  

SpdrJay: Well its nice we got a follow up story on Justin Bieber's monkey.....


As much as I truly don't give a crap about what kids today listen to, that dude is having one of the more interesting celebrity breakdowns on record. Lindsey Lohan's never involved monkies and Anne Frank, just sayin'.
 
2013-05-03 08:56:33 AM  

Wade_Wilson: SpdrJay: Well its nice we got a follow up story on Justin Bieber's monkey.....

As much as I truly don't give a crap about what kids today listen to, that dude is having one of the more interesting celebrity breakdowns on record. Lindsey Lohan's never involved monkies and Anne Frank, just sayin'.


I call him Joffrey Beiber....
 
2013-05-03 09:31:30 AM  
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2013-05-03 09:44:06 AM  
Was it this guy?

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2013-05-03 11:42:35 AM  

1nsanilicious: My guess is that he was doing that as part of a Frat house stunt/initiation.


Just monkeying around, so to speak.
 
2013-05-03 12:14:56 PM  
Im a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are junkies
That's not really true

Im a cold italian pizza
I could use a lemon squeezer
What you do?

But Ive been bit and Ive been tossed around
By every she-rat in this town
Have you, babe?

Well, I am just a monkey man
Im glad you are a monkey woman too

I was bitten by a boar
I was gouged and I was gored
But I pulled on through

Yes, Im a sack of broken eggs
I always have an unmade bed
Don't you?

Well, I hope were not too messianic
Or a trifle too satanic
We love to play the blues

Well I am just a monkey man
Im glad you are a monkey, monkey woman too, babe

Im a monkey
Im a monkey
Im a monkey man
Im a monkey man
Im a monkey...
 
2013-05-03 01:27:04 PM  

probesport: Everybody's got something to hide - except for meat and my monkey.


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FTFY...
 
2013-05-03 07:02:59 PM  
Homeless guy wanted a vacation.
 
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