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(Business Wire)   Jones Soda unveils a poutine-flavored pop   (businesswire.com ) divider line
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2013-05-02 10:08:45 PM  
I love both of those things.

Separately.
 
2013-05-02 10:18:37 PM  
Can they just make a vomit-flavoured soda?

/cutting it down to one step instead of two
 
2013-05-02 10:23:30 PM  
Ew.  And I love poutine.  But... Ew.
 
2013-05-02 10:28:01 PM  
Bleargh!
 
2013-05-02 10:34:38 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-02 11:22:57 PM  
The person who approved this is still employed?
 
2013-05-03 12:24:10 AM  
Get your Got-Damned vernacular straight, subby!!

For fark's sake, why would a company called Jones SODA produce POP???!

It's called SODA for a reason, you farking hillbillies!!!
 
2013-05-03 12:35:39 AM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Get your Got-Damned vernacular straight, subby!!

For fark's sake, why would a company called Jones SODA produce POP???!

It's called SODA for a reason, you farking hillbillies!!!


Which reminds me; I forgot to compliment subby on the nice troll

/that'll hook BOTH sides
 
2013-05-03 12:43:47 AM  
How are these dorks still in business? It's not like they get any repeat customers.
 
2013-05-03 12:46:19 AM  

Bonanza Jellybean: How are these dorks still in business? It's not like they get any repeat customers.


There's a sucker born every minute.
 
2013-05-03 12:48:29 AM  

Bonanza Jellybean: How are these dorks still in business? It's not like they get any repeat customers.


The people who enjoy their regular flavors really REALLY enjoy the regular flavors.

/I don't get it either
 
2013-05-03 12:50:12 AM  
Was just wondering why you never see carbonated gravy. Now I know.
 
2013-05-03 12:50:20 AM  
For Quebec City maybe. Montreal? They need smoked meat flavor pop.

BTW: it's "pop" in Canada, "soda" in the US, eh?
 
2013-05-03 12:51:25 AM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: Was just wondering why you never see carbonated gravy. Now I know.


It exists

/but the bubbles move so slow you can't tell
 
2013-05-03 12:51:39 AM  
They make undrinkable gimmick flavors every year.
 
2013-05-03 12:51:50 AM  
I was looking for a "I just threw up in my mouth a little" image, but I came across this while doing so and thought it merited posting much more.

i.imgur.com

/same effect, I think
//you're welcome
 
2013-05-03 12:52:50 AM  
Danger! Soda!
 
2013-05-03 12:53:01 AM  
I thought the submitter meant a popsicle.
 
2013-05-03 12:54:37 AM  
Wang Dang Sweet Poutine
 
2013-05-03 12:55:58 AM  
Yeah, but does it come in diet?
 
2013-05-03 12:56:08 AM  
Is it "poo-teen" or "pow-ten"?
 
2013-05-03 12:56:36 AM  
It's time to Nuke Canada.
 
2013-05-03 12:56:57 AM  
The only novelty soda of theirs that I ever actually likes was their Halloween 'lemon drop dead' variety.
I was super acidic and went well with mixing with drinks and tripping on the hallucinogens.

Ahh here it is... I bought so many of these when they were out.
farm3.staticflickr.com
 
2013-05-03 12:57:07 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Is it "poo-teen" or "pow-ten"?


First one, though the accuracy snobs will correct you to "poo-tin".
 
2013-05-03 12:57:39 AM  
I've had their turkey and gravy soda....YRLY.....so I'm glad they're giving a chance to try something really weird.
 
2013-05-03 12:57:41 AM  
Tried some yesterday Tastes like fizzy, salty, weak beef broth. 240 mgs of sodium per bottle. The cheese and potato flavours are hardly detectable to me. Wouldn't drink it again....
 
2013-05-03 01:00:41 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: I was looking for a "I just threw up in my mouth a little" image, but I came across this while doing so and thought it merited posting much more.

[i.imgur.com image 700x700]

/same effect, I think
//you're welcome


images.zap2it.com
 
2013-05-03 01:02:02 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: I was looking for a "I just threw up in my mouth a little" image, but I came across this while doing so and thought it merited posting much more.

[i.imgur.com image 700x700]

/same effect, I think
//you're welcome


FFS... I can't tell if those are overflow or extras
 
2013-05-03 01:05:25 AM  
Ah Jones Soda, I bought twenty grand worth at 17.00 a share and sold at 3.20. Somehow them getting into Walmart actually caused them to lose money instead of making crazy sales.

I guess I should be happy I didn't ride them down to the .29 cents they were at a month ago. Do not believe anyone who tries to pump this stock.
 
2013-05-03 01:07:39 AM  
This soda and that chick's pinky toes probably both taste slightly better than the German rauchbier I had recently. Mmm...beer, saturated in ham juice and liquid smoke. Tasted like arson.
 
2013-05-03 01:07:58 AM  
Love poutine but not as a beverage.

Why hasn't anyone invented steak gum yet!
 
2013-05-03 01:08:48 AM  
Why does Jones Soda hate the human race?
 
2013-05-03 01:09:50 AM  

Sir_Spanksalot: Love poutine but not as a beverage.

Why hasn't anyone invented steak gum yet!


They tried ham gum once, but then war were declared.
 
2013-05-03 01:13:41 AM  
Plus, this ham gum has got bones in it.
 
2013-05-03 01:19:41 AM  
Is it any better than their Turkey and Gravy Soda?

wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net
 
2013-05-03 01:21:47 AM  

cedarpark: Is it any better than their Turkey and Gravy Soda?

[wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net image 630x420]


Well, it does have those subtle undertones of potato and cheese curd, so there's that

/'better' is probably subjective
 
2013-05-03 01:23:45 AM  

Pointy Tail of Satan: For Quebec City maybe. Montreal? They need smoked meat flavor pop.

BTW: it's "pop" in Canada, "soda" in the US, eh?


It's "Pop", "Soda" or "Coke" (any flavor), depending on your station in life and where you were born.
 
2013-05-03 01:25:07 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: I was looking for a "I just threw up in my mouth a little" image, but I came across this while doing so and thought it merited posting much more.

[i.imgur.com image 700x700]

/same effect, I think
//you're welcome


Maybe they're for stability?
 
2013-05-03 01:26:02 AM  
Meh. Let me know when they make a Vegemite flavored drink, then we'll talk.
 
2013-05-03 01:30:21 AM  

westfork: Pointy Tail of Satan: For Quebec City maybe. Montreal? They need smoked meat flavor pop.

BTW: it's "pop" in Canada, "soda" in the US, eh?

It's "Pop", "Soda" or "Coke" (any flavor), depending on your station in life and where you were born.


Prefers grape Nehi.
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-03 01:31:46 AM  

westfork: Pointy Tail of Satan: For Quebec City maybe. Montreal? They need smoked meat flavor pop.

BTW: it's "pop" in Canada, "soda" in the US, eh?

It's "Pop", "Soda" or "Coke" (any flavor), depending on your station in life and where you were born.


static.giantbomb.com
 
2013-05-03 01:31:49 AM  
Their yearly 'OMG gross flavored soda!1!' stunt and the subsequent press coverage is their entire ad campaign. It's a gimmick to get the name out.
Their normal flavors are not bad but I prefer CoCo Rico coconut soda, Stewart's orange cream or Reed's ginger beer. Every once in a while I'll get a Mexican Coke in a bottle and dump a bag of salted peanuts in it. It's like a time machine.
 
2013-05-03 01:38:44 AM  
Jones does to soda the same thing that Japan does to ice cream.

www.ainself.net
 
2013-05-03 01:38:53 AM  
As bad as this sounds, it's still probably not as gross as those Orbitz drinks.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orbitz_%28soft_drink%29
 
2013-05-03 01:42:20 AM  
Pointy Tail of Satan:

BTW: it's "pop" in Canada, "soda" in the US, eh?

It's only called "pop" in places where inbred hillbillies live.
 
2013-05-03 01:46:05 AM  
I got around that whole "soda", "pop", "coke" thing by referring to it all as "stuff you need to add alcohol to"
 
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2013-05-03 01:49:58 AM  
You can really taste the poutine!

images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-05-03 01:52:56 AM  

Bill_Wick's_Friend: Can they just make a vomit-flavoured soda?

/cutting it down to one step instead of two


Dude, don't give them ideas...
 
2013-05-03 01:59:16 AM  

Bonanza Jellybean: How are these dorks still in business? It's not like they get any repeat customers.


Nah man. Bubble gum blue raspberry orange swirl watermellon.

jones makes some tasty soda pop.
ill pass on the poutine. Same as that stupid turkey flavour they did
 
2013-05-03 01:59:47 AM  
soda vs. pop arguments

Ya wanna hear something weird? They call milkshakes "cabinets" in the Newport area.
 
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