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(Great Falls Tribune)   If you see hundreds of troops scrambling around in hazmat suits, tent cities springing up out of nowhere, or low-flying helicopters buzzing around nuclear missile silos in Montana next week, remember, it's just a drill. That's it...juuust a drilll   (greatfallstribune.com) divider line 54
    More: Scary, missile silos, hazmat suit, Defense Threat Reduction Agency, helicopters, U.S. Northern Command  
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2013-05-03 12:02:27 AM  
blogs.chicagosports.chicagotribune.com
 
2013-05-03 12:08:01 AM  
How dare first responders drill to handle a worst case scenario! NOT IN MY AMURICA! Next thing you know they'll be setting up the FEMA concentration camps and coming after the Alex Jones listeners for knowing the truth!

WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
 
2013-05-03 12:09:02 AM  
Wait, that's good, that's good, I like that. But it may not evacuate everybody. There's always some joker who thinks he's immune. What I need is something so scary it'll clear three hundred square miles of every living Christian soul.
 
2013-05-03 12:15:29 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Wait, that's good, that's good, I like that. But it may not evacuate everybody. There's always some joker who thinks he's immune. What I need is something so scary it'll clear three hundred square miles of every living Christian soul.


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2013-05-03 12:37:37 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Wait, that's good, that's good, I like that. But it may not evacuate everybody. There's always some joker who thinks he's immune. What I need is something so scary it'll clear three hundred square miles of every living Christian soul.


You picked the wrong day to stop drinking sterno.

ih3.redbubble.net

/Obscure?
 
2013-05-03 12:42:07 AM  

hardinparamedic: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Wait, that's good, that's good, I like that. But it may not evacuate everybody. There's always some joker who thinks he's immune. What I need is something so scary it'll clear three hundred square miles of every living Christian soul.

You picked the wrong day to stop drinking sterno.

[ih3.redbubble.net image 375x360]

/Obscure?


Squeeze

/give him Squeeze
 
2013-05-03 02:15:36 AM  
So this "worst case scenario"... They expecting this?
 
2013-05-03 02:16:07 AM  

hardinparamedic: How dare first responders drill to handle a worst case scenario! NOT IN MY AMURICA! Next thing you know they'll be setting up the FEMA concentration camps and coming after the Alex Jones listeners for knowing the truth!

WAKE UP SHEEPLE!


You forgot one thing:

THANKS OBAMA!

/ it's always a drill; until it's not a drill
 
2013-05-03 02:17:20 AM  
From the coach to every pathetic player, except for koidos or whatever the hell his pathetic name is, there is not a single representative from tje Caucuses, because they're all.....
 
2013-05-03 02:21:01 AM  
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2013-05-03 02:22:28 AM  

Friction8r: From the coach to every pathetic player, except for koidos or whatever the hell his pathetic name is, there is not a single representative from tje Caucuses, because they're all.....


You my friend have had enough to drink
 
2013-05-03 02:25:05 AM  
I see someone already brought up the FEMA camps, so there's nothing for me to do here.

/Eastern MT has tons of silos scattered around. I always liked to think one of them was the template for the scene from War games
//Ohm-Onna-Pod-Me-Ohm
///3
 
2013-05-03 02:27:04 AM  
Count on Obama's jack-booted thugs to start their gun confiscation program in Montana, the most sparsely populated state in the union.
 
2013-05-03 02:27:19 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: hardinparamedic: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Wait, that's good, that's good, I like that. But it may not evacuate everybody. There's always some joker who thinks he's immune. What I need is something so scary it'll clear three hundred square miles of every living Christian soul.

You picked the wrong day to stop drinking sterno.

[ih3.redbubble.net image 375x360]

/Obscure?

Squeeze

/give him Squeeze


Oddly enough, I just watched that last night.

/rip Piedmont
 
2013-05-03 02:31:47 AM  

hardinparamedic: How dare first responders drill to handle a worst case scenario! NOT IN MY AMURICA! Next thing you know they'll be setting up the FEMA concentration camps and coming after the Alex Jones listeners for knowing the truth!

WAKE UP SHEEPLE!


FALSH FLAGSH!!!
 
2013-05-03 02:38:33 AM  
either it is a drill, or someone made the last batch of meth too strong ...
 
2013-05-03 02:43:03 AM  
We are setting up fema deathcamps. For christians.
 
2013-05-03 02:44:34 AM  

hardinparamedic: How dare first responders drill to handle a worst case scenario! NOT IN MY AMURICA! Next thing you know they'll be setting up the FEMA concentration camps and coming after the Alex Jones listeners for knowing the truth!

WAKE UP SHEEPLE!


*rumble*
 
2013-05-03 02:45:27 AM  

Yogimus: We are setting up fema deathcamps. For christians.


They are only for the "Real Americans"
 
2013-05-03 02:50:22 AM  
I'm thrilled that all these high-priority missile installations are all stuffed up there in Montana, where nobody lives.  Or at least I would be, if I didn't live with the other 3.5 million Canadians immediately north of this 'middle of nowhere'.

/goodonya for being prepared, though
 
2013-05-03 02:55:22 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: So this "worst case scenario"... They expecting this?


Expect the worst, hope for the best, blah blah blah.
 
2013-05-03 03:02:07 AM  

hardinparamedic: How dare first responders drill to handle a worst case scenario! NOT IN MY AMURICA! Next thing you know they'll be setting up the FEMA concentration camps and coming after the Alex Jones listeners for knowing the truth!

WAKE UP SHEEPLE!


Pssst. This is getting kinda old.
 
2013-05-03 03:07:32 AM  
to find out that missile silos *don't* have drills might be more disturbing
 
2013-05-03 03:44:30 AM  

hardinparamedic: How dare first responders drill to handle a worst case scenario! NOT IN MY AMURICA! Next thing you know they'll be setting up the FEMA concentration camps and coming after the Alex Jones listeners for knowing the truth!

WAKE UP SHEEPLE!


I don't think a nuke going off in Montana constitutes a worst case scenario.
 
2013-05-03 04:21:03 AM  

hardinparamedic: How dare first responders drill to handle a worst case scenario! NOT IN MY AMURICA! Next thing you know they'll be setting up the FEMA concentration camps and coming after the Alex Jones listeners for knowing the truth!

WAKE UP SHEEPLE!


You understand that this is in Montana, right? What's the worst that could happen? Terrorists kill a few sheep?

Fortunately, I'm sure everyone is donating their time and the helicopters run on water.
 
2013-05-03 04:26:24 AM  

nobodyUwannaknow: to find out that missile silos *don't* have drills might be more disturbing


Or for them to run a drill without telling anyone in advance, like the elementary school earlier this week...that would be bad, too.
 
2013-05-03 04:33:22 AM  

Yogimus: We are setting up fema deathcamps. For christians.


it's about time.

will there be Lions again?
 
2013-05-03 04:34:28 AM  
We're milling through the grinder, grinding through the mill
If this is not an exercise, could it be a drill?
 
2013-05-03 04:41:30 AM  

Haliburton Cummings: Yogimus: We are setting up fema deathcamps. For christians.

it's about time.

will there be Lions again?


Lions, Tigers and Bears.

Also Cowboys, Raiders and Buccaneers. It's going to be pretty messy.
 
2013-05-03 04:45:23 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Haliburton Cummings: Yogimus: We are setting up fema deathcamps. For christians.

it's about time.

will there be Lions again?

Lions, Tigers and Bears.

Also Cowboys, Raiders and Buccaneers. It's going to be pretty messy.


run godboy ru....oh well...there's more in the cage...
 
2013-05-03 05:11:34 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Haliburton Cummings: Yogimus: We are setting up fema deathcamps. For christians.

it's about time.

will there be Lions again?

Lions, Tigers and Bears.


Oh, my.
 
2013-05-03 05:24:49 AM  

lizaardvark: Fortunately, I'm sure everyone is donating their time and the helicopters run on water.


Because emergency responders should only function in an emergency. Or, as we call it, the Texas Proposal.

static4.businessinsider.com

Works out well, as you can see.
 
2013-05-03 05:30:03 AM  
Came for the dancing bomb suit dude animated *.gif.

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// which kinda looks like a hazmat suit
// which is too big to embed on Fark
// here: http://i.imgur.com/Q0HCU.gif
 
2013-05-03 05:37:05 AM  
I heard that headline in the voice of my proctologist.

lonelytailgater.com

Juuuust relax.
 
2013-05-03 05:56:45 AM  
You only have to worry if they don't tell it's a drill and they are really having a drill and the drill goes live.
 
2013-05-03 06:03:24 AM  

unyon: I'm thrilled that all these high-priority missile installations are all stuffed up there in Montana, where nobody lives.  Or at least I would be, if I didn't live with the other 3.5 million Canadians immediately north of this 'middle of nowhere'.

/goodonya for being prepared, though


Well, most of the fallout should fall in Alberta, which is Canada's Kansas, so it's not that much of a loss.
 
2013-05-03 06:07:31 AM  

unyon: I'm thrilled that all these high-priority missile installations are all stuffed up there in Montana, where nobody lives.  Or at least I would be, if I didn't live with the other 3.5 million Canadians immediately north of this 'middle of nowhere'.

/goodonya for being prepared, though


Well, to be fair, Canadians aren't really important. You're like the loft apartment above a great party, banging on the roof to tell those young whippersnappers to keep it down.

I mean,really? Milk in bags? Sodomy? Come on, Canookistan.

;)
 
2013-05-03 06:54:55 AM  

hardinparamedic: FEMA concentration camps


That was my favorite conspiracy theory.
 
2013-05-03 06:58:10 AM  
I would like to have seen Montana... Before Obama screws it up.
 
2013-05-03 07:04:13 AM  
False flag!
 
2013-05-03 07:05:06 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: So this "worst case scenario"... They expecting this?


"Be prepared."
 
2013-05-03 07:30:37 AM  
"I'm not sure which is more disturbing...the fact that we've lost a nuclear weapon, or the fact that it's so common, we have a code for it..."

- The only good line from Broken Arrow.
 
2013-05-03 07:31:36 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Lions, Tigers and Bears.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-03 08:25:08 AM  

Deep Contact: You only have to worry if they don't tell it's a drill and they are really having a drill and the drill goes live.


Like if they're practicing for a plane highjacking in early fall 2001, for example.
 
2013-05-03 08:28:31 AM  
Who can name all the drills there were in New York City on 9/11?
 
2013-05-03 08:41:22 AM  
I read that headline in the voice of Super Nintendo Chalmers.
 
2013-05-03 09:09:21 AM  

Flakeloaf: Deep Contact: You only have to worry if they don't tell it's a drill and they are really having a drill and the drill goes live.

Like if they're practicing for a plane highjacking in early fall 2001, for example.


Or a marathon race held, say, in Boston.
 
2013-05-03 10:23:40 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Haliburton Cummings: Yogimus: We are setting up fema deathcamps. For christians.

it's about time.

will there be Lions again?

Lions, Tigers and Bears.

Also Cowboys, Raiders and Buccaneers. It's going to be pretty messy.


You forgot Vikings....

Because if Vikings know anything, it's how to kill Christians!
 
2013-05-03 12:00:55 PM  
hardinparamedic:Well, to be fair, Canadians aren't really important. You're like the loft apartment above a great party, banging on the roof to tell those young whippersnappers to keep it down.

I like to think of it as the quiet invite-only weed-and-whisky gathering upstairs from the frat kegger.  The kind of place where you get high, bang the shy hot bookworm, and laugh about the dipshiats downstairs playing beer pong, getting into fights, and throwing up on the carpets.

;)
 
2013-05-03 12:34:13 PM  

FreudulentSplit: I see someone already brought up the FEMA camps, so there's nothing for me to do here.

/Eastern MT has tons of silos scattered around. I always liked to think one of them was the template for the scene from War games
//Ohm-Onna-Pod-Me-Ohm
///3

Excellent movie!!  And I always thought of that scene when I watched that same fellow playing the Chief of Staff on West Wing.
 
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