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(SacBee)   Does a wild bear sh*t in the truck?   (blogs.sacbee.com) divider line 25
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2013-05-02 11:54:22 PM
www.mediamikes.com
 
2013-05-02 11:56:21 PM
"So I was looking at the CarFax, and, uh... Is this right?"
 
2013-05-03 12:03:18 AM
Ah... a Zen philosophy discussion thread...

if a man speaks and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?
 
2013-05-03 12:06:03 AM
America asks: How can that be?
 
2013-05-03 12:06:06 AM
Well, if they can have arms they should be entitled to trucknuts, too
 
2013-05-03 12:17:20 AM
I thought it was common knowledge that bears shiat in the Pope's hat.
 
2013-05-03 12:20:33 AM
A wild bear will sh*t wherever he wants.
 
2013-05-03 12:21:39 AM
if it's good enough for a tame bear or a domesticated bear it's good enough for a wild bear.
 
2013-05-03 12:22:42 AM
Must've been a grizzly scene.
 
2013-05-03 12:25:20 AM
Bears shiat in the road
 
2013-05-03 12:44:23 AM
I was living back in Lake Arrowhead in the San Bernardino Mountains, I was trying to grill some steaks on the patio when this fool bear came up the steps and chased everybody into the house.
Then the bear turned towards the grill, stood up, and then placed it's feet on the grill while it tried to steal the steaks.
Poor thing ran away sobbing in pain.
(Damned ranger accused of us of baiting old smokey there.)
 
2013-05-03 12:55:45 AM
A bear shiats anywhere he damn well pleases.
 
2013-05-03 12:56:39 AM
I can tell you from direct, personal experience that they will shiat all over the interior of a Subaru Legacy.  That is, what parts they didn't eat already.

Seriously, who eats a steering wheel?

Damn bear.
 
2013-05-03 01:01:51 AM

ATTENTION: A wild bear will sh*t wherever he wants.


Who's going to stop him, really?
 
2013-05-03 01:24:18 AM
Oh, Jesus, what's that smell, man?

Yes, probably a BEAR slept in the car. Or maybe just used it as a toilet and moved on.
 
2013-05-03 01:26:08 AM

Coelacanth: I was living back in Lake Arrowhead in the San Bernardino Mountains, I was trying to grill some steaks on the patio when this fool bear came up the steps and chased everybody into the house.
Then the bear turned towards the grill, stood up, and then placed it's feet on the grill while it tried to steal the steaks.
Poor thing ran away sobbing in pain.
(Damned ranger accused of us of baiting old smokey there.)


So did he get the steaks or what?

farm5.staticflickr.com
 
2013-05-03 01:26:54 AM
Good god the sponsored link below this one is the worst thing i've ever seen. No wonder Fark doesn't  enable comments for those.

Anyway, about bears, THIS story was more of what I was expecting from the "bear walk" link
 
2013-05-03 01:50:28 AM

jtown: Coelacanth: I was living back in Lake Arrowhead in the San Bernardino Mountains, I was trying to grill some steaks on the patio when this fool bear came up the steps and chased everybody into the house.
Then the bear turned towards the grill, stood up, and then placed it's feet on the grill while it tried to steal the steaks.
Poor thing ran away sobbing in pain.
(Damned ranger accused of us of baiting old smokey there.)

So did he get the steaks or what?

[farm5.staticflickr.com image 325x183]


No, but after that we weren't that hungry.
 
2013-05-03 01:57:46 AM
Bear probably thought there was a lion out there,

so he got in the car.
 
2013-05-03 02:24:03 AM

LonMead: Ah... a Zen philosophy discussion thread...

if a man speaks and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?


I LoL'd

/And the answer to that question, is probably: "yes"
 
2013-05-03 03:01:19 AM
Bear scat would make a good band name or fark handle.
 
2013-05-03 06:56:25 AM
Must have happened on a Scaturday .
 
2013-05-03 07:19:47 AM

Gyrfalcon: ATTENTION: A wild bear will sh*t wherever he wants.

Who's going to stop him, really?


Bears repeating
 
2013-05-03 08:36:56 AM
i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-05-03 12:10:57 PM
"Does the Pope shiat in the woods?" - Jeff Lebowski
 
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