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(Bubblews)   Bigfoot Hoax Video Checklist: Guy in woolly gorilla suit✓ Shaky camera work ✓ Sasquatch sleeping bag✓ Wait. What?   (bubblews.com) divider line 9
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2013-05-02 09:03:19 PM  
2 votes:
So I been walking around for years confused and I finally figured out about your wife, where you met your wife. You didn't meet your wife on no motherfarking camping trip...

You're wife's a Bigfoot, isn't she, Gus? You're wife's a Bigfoot, isn't she? That's why the biatch's mustache is so motherfarking thick. Because you shaved the biatch down and taught her to speak. I know a motherfarking Bigfoot when I see one. Don't bring a Bigfoot in my home, Gus. near my children! The biatch can't talk, she can't walk a flight of steps! She's not trained well Gus. She. Cannot. Walk. Steps! I bet she climbs the fark out of trees though, don't she, Gus?
2013-05-02 08:22:28 PM  
2 votes:
It's a samsquantch!
2013-05-03 12:40:44 AM  
1 votes:
libranoelrose


You mean the Bobo howl?


haha, yes!
2013-05-02 11:24:29 PM  
1 votes:

sweatybronson: People will believe this is real -

A buddy of mine made a lil' short about a guy who pretends to be Bigfoot - I played the guy who pretends to be Bigfoot.

He put a video up of me, in a Bigfoot costume, walking through the woods -

A silly viral thing.  At the bottom, it said 'this is a promotional video for the short film Yellow Top.'

Anyway, this is a link to one of the Bigfoot experts describing why this video has to be real (and is the #12 best Bigfoot video of all time!)

https://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=143008229073322

In some of the comments I've seen (and maybe in the video) they talk about how the 'arms are inhumanly long,' which makes me chuckle, 'cause I AM one lanky motherfarker.

Even after we directly contacted the guys and said 'yo, this wasn't real' they all started to get defensive, like we (well, my bro, really) were just saying that it wasn't real because we were afraid of backlash or something.

Pretty amazing stuff in that video - especially since they say they 'see' a second Bigfoot.  There was no second Bigfoot.  It wasn't there.  At all.

Sometimes, though, I feel like Bigfoot hunting would be a great hobby - you go hiking into the woods, camping a lot, always on like a treasure-hunt basically...   Like being an avid outdoorsman, but with the feeling that something AMAZING and is just around the corner.

Probably a better hobby than most, really...  Especially since now they can make $$$ off of it.


Cool story bigfoot
2013-05-02 11:21:28 PM  
1 votes:
It also appears bigfoot wears a blue baseball cap.
2013-05-02 11:20:07 PM  
1 votes:
People will believe this is real -

A buddy of mine made a lil' short about a guy who pretends to be Bigfoot - I played the guy who pretends to be Bigfoot.

He put a video up of me, in a Bigfoot costume, walking through the woods -

A silly viral thing.  At the bottom, it said 'this is a promotional video for the short film Yellow Top.'

Anyway, this is a link to one of the Bigfoot experts describing why this video has to be real (and is the #12 best Bigfoot video of all time!)

https://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=143008229073322

In some of the comments I've seen (and maybe in the video) they talk about how the 'arms are inhumanly long,' which makes me chuckle, 'cause I AM one lanky motherfarker.

Even after we directly contacted the guys and said 'yo, this wasn't real' they all started to get defensive, like we (well, my bro, really) were just saying that it wasn't real because we were afraid of backlash or something.

Pretty amazing stuff in that video - especially since they say they 'see' a second Bigfoot.  There was no second Bigfoot.  It wasn't there.  At all.

Sometimes, though, I feel like Bigfoot hunting would be a great hobby - you go hiking into the woods, camping a lot, always on like a treasure-hunt basically...   Like being an avid outdoorsman, but with the feeling that something AMAZING and is just around the corner.

Probably a better hobby than most, really...  Especially since now they can make $$$ off of it.
2013-05-02 09:53:14 PM  
1 votes:
Last closeup looks like a guy wearing a toque...BECAUSE IT IS A GUY WEARING A TOQUE!!!

Why is this even mention bigfoot? It's a video OF A HUMAN.
2013-05-02 09:44:13 PM  
1 votes:
So basically someone makes a bigfoot hoax video that is a joke and not meant to be taken seriously. Then they put it on their website and say 'YOU GOTTA SEE THIS' about the part that makes it clear its not real and you all fall over yourselves in a frantic rush to see it? This is why we can't have nice things.
2013-05-02 08:39:54 PM  
1 votes:

jtown: Mr. Fuzzypaws: I don't believe the video for a second. BUT! And it's a big but. I work at a zoo, they give the gorillas burlap sacks and blankets, the male will spread one out to sleep on. If after he lays down there's a single wrinkle in it he'll get up a smooth it out. Not something I've been told, I've seen it.

I keep telling you  I'M NOT A GORILLA!!!


Where the hell is Beeks!?
 
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