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2013-05-02 08:01:07 PM
Seems legit. All the Bigfoots (Bigfeet?) that I know use sleeping bags.
 
2013-05-02 08:05:05 PM

Walker: Seems legit. All the Bigfoots (Bigfeet?) that I know use sleeping bags.


Don't they usually prefer fern moss or lichen?
 
2013-05-02 08:15:09 PM
BOY SCOUTS! They learned it from watching boy scouts!
 
2013-05-02 08:20:21 PM

jehovahs witness protection: BOY SCOUTS! They learned it from watching boy scouts!


I learned it from you, Dad. I learned it from You!
 
2013-05-02 08:22:28 PM
It's a samsquantch!
 
2013-05-02 08:22:58 PM
img832.imageshack.us
No watch?
 
2013-05-02 08:24:09 PM
Website keeps opening up the App Store on my iPhone. Rude! I didn't get to see the sleeping bag.
 
2013-05-02 08:24:33 PM
Well, I'm convinced.
 
2013-05-02 08:26:01 PM
long hard day cooking meth in the national forest. just want to pitch the tent and get in the sleeping bag. dammit. so tired. just roll in the bag and sleep.
 
2013-05-02 08:32:16 PM

Astorix: It's a samsquantch!


Samsquantch can't sleep in the foil-lined weed trailer.
 
2013-05-02 08:32:49 PM
I don't believe the video for a second. BUT! And it's a big but. I work at a zoo, they give the gorillas burlap sacks and blankets, the male will spread one out to sleep on. If after he lays down there's a single wrinkle in it he'll get up a smooth it out. Not something I've been told, I've seen it.
 
2013-05-02 08:33:16 PM
Bunk! Bunk, I say! Bring me a bag full of Bigfoot's droppings or shut up!
 
2013-05-02 08:34:40 PM
Leon's gettin' larger.
 
2013-05-02 08:35:15 PM
www.thinkgeek.com
 
2013-05-02 08:35:37 PM
While it would be neat, Bigfoot/Sasquatch/yeti just doesn't exist.
 
2013-05-02 08:35:38 PM

fusillade762: Bunk! Bunk, I say! Bring me a bag full of Bigfoot's droppings or shut up!


Perhaps like dogs they are prone to eating said droppings
 
2013-05-02 08:37:13 PM

Mr. Fuzzypaws: I don't believe the video for a second. BUT! And it's a big but. I work at a zoo, they give the gorillas burlap sacks and blankets, the male will spread one out to sleep on. If after he lays down there's a single wrinkle in it he'll get up a smooth it out. Not something I've been told, I've seen it.


I keep telling you  I'M NOT A GORILLA!!!
 
2013-05-02 08:38:21 PM
I smell viral marketing...
 
2013-05-02 08:39:54 PM

jtown: Mr. Fuzzypaws: I don't believe the video for a second. BUT! And it's a big but. I work at a zoo, they give the gorillas burlap sacks and blankets, the male will spread one out to sleep on. If after he lays down there's a single wrinkle in it he'll get up a smooth it out. Not something I've been told, I've seen it.

I keep telling you  I'M NOT A GORILLA!!!


Where the hell is Beeks!?
 
2013-05-02 08:41:51 PM
Walker: Seems legit.

www.majhost.com
 
2013-05-02 08:44:11 PM

Demodiki: Website keeps opening up the App Store on my iPhone. Rude! I didn't get to see the sleeping bag.


THIS. Goddamnitsomuch.
 
2013-05-02 08:45:41 PM
In the video, the videographer seems to stealthily sneak up on a Sasquatch just feet away. During the short segment, interrupted by several stops and starts, SOMETHING is obviously stooping over an object on the ground.

v027o.popscreen.com
 
2013-05-02 08:47:22 PM
Don't you guys know anything?
That was a homeless bigfoot, setting up for the night under a piece of plastic.
 
2013-05-02 08:50:51 PM
Uncle Bob?

imageshack.us
 
2013-05-02 08:50:55 PM
FTFA:  But, this Sasquatch activity is so bizarre, it bears a closer look.

What manner of English is this?
 
2013-05-02 09:00:20 PM
Morons.  Them, not you guys.
 
2013-05-02 09:00:48 PM
Could be quillow
 
2013-05-02 09:03:19 PM
So I been walking around for years confused and I finally figured out about your wife, where you met your wife. You didn't meet your wife on no motherfarking camping trip...

You're wife's a Bigfoot, isn't she, Gus? You're wife's a Bigfoot, isn't she? That's why the biatch's mustache is so motherfarking thick. Because you shaved the biatch down and taught her to speak. I know a motherfarking Bigfoot when I see one. Don't bring a Bigfoot in my home, Gus. near my children! The biatch can't talk, she can't walk a flight of steps! She's not trained well Gus. She. Cannot. Walk. Steps! I bet she climbs the fark out of trees though, don't she, Gus?
 
2013-05-02 09:05:45 PM
And you thought they smelled bad on the outside.
 
2013-05-02 09:07:40 PM

skinink: So I been walking around for years confused and I finally figured out about your wife, where you met your wife. You didn't meet your wife on no motherfarking camping trip...

You're wife's a Bigfoot, isn't she, Gus? You're wife's a Bigfoot, isn't she? That's why the biatch's mustache is so motherfarking thick. Because you shaved the biatch down and taught her to speak. I know a motherfarking Bigfoot when I see one. Don't bring a Bigfoot in my home, Gus. near my children! The biatch can't talk, she can't walk a flight of steps! She's not trained well Gus. She. Cannot. Walk. Steps! I bet she climbs the fark out of trees though, don't she, Gus?


Goonie Goo Goo
 
2013-05-02 09:10:40 PM

TomRose: Walker: Seems legit. All the Bigfoots (Bigfeet?) that I know use sleeping bags.

Don't they usually prefer fern moss or lichen?


Just the old school ones.
 
2013-05-02 09:15:01 PM
Good use of the leaf there at the beginning.
 
2013-05-02 09:22:25 PM

Walker: Seems legit. All the Bigfoots (Bigfeet?) that I know use sleeping bags.


Cause that's what Squatches do.
 
2013-05-02 09:23:53 PM
What a man in a sleeping bag walking around might look like
www.kickette.com
 
2013-05-02 09:26:58 PM

megarian: Demodiki: Website keeps opening up the App Store on my iPhone. Rude! I didn't get to see the sleeping bag.

THIS. Goddamnitsomuch.


At least I'm not the only one suffering from that. I get that occasionally on stories I try to read via Fark.
 
2013-05-02 09:35:37 PM
Poor Bigfoot.  Down on his luck, forced to sleep on a sheet of plastic.  These are rough times.
 
2013-05-02 09:36:21 PM
i48.tinypic.com
 
2013-05-02 09:38:38 PM

TomRose: Walker: Seems legit. All the Bigfoots (Bigfeet?) that I know use sleeping bags.

Don't they usually prefer fern moss or lichen?


All the bigfeet I've seen have been in REI down bags. That's a fact.
 
2013-05-02 09:44:13 PM
So basically someone makes a bigfoot hoax video that is a joke and not meant to be taken seriously. Then they put it on their website and say 'YOU GOTTA SEE THIS' about the part that makes it clear its not real and you all fall over yourselves in a frantic rush to see it? This is why we can't have nice things.
 
2013-05-02 09:45:25 PM

dj_bigbird: What a man in a sleeping bag walking around might look like
[www.kickette.com image 427x594]


i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-02 09:46:21 PM
i44.tinypic.com
 
2013-05-02 09:52:34 PM

JonPace: So basically someone makes a bigfoot hoax video that is a joke and not meant to be taken seriously. Then they put it on their website and say 'YOU GOTTA SEE THIS' about the part that makes it clear its not real and you all fall over yourselves in a frantic rush to see it? This is why we can't have nice things.


Not sure I would say 40 posts is a frantic rush but the night is young yet. I highly doubt it will reach gun or vegan thread proportions though. I give it maybe 87 tops and that is being generous.

And yeah, that leaf hiding it makes it seem more like he might be Adam hiding behind it.

Hey! We all have to have our crazy theories, right?

/Eve was shooting the video
 
2013-05-02 09:53:14 PM
Last closeup looks like a guy wearing a toque...BECAUSE IT IS A GUY WEARING A TOQUE!!!

Why is this even mention bigfoot? It's a video OF A HUMAN.
 
2013-05-02 10:01:36 PM
Because random crazy guy in a ghillie suit is just soooo yesterday...

//Sasquatch is the new hotness.
 
2013-05-02 10:01:41 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
What a Bigfoot Show may look like
 
2013-05-02 10:05:13 PM
Salem Witch: Uncle Bob?

www.wearysloth.com

Uncle Bob, huh? Okaaay...
 
2013-05-02 10:06:07 PM
This is the last time I click a link for that site.

Farking redirect.
 
2013-05-02 10:16:59 PM
Whoever greenlit this has low standards even for Fark.
 
2013-05-02 10:17:33 PM

Ronnie_Zman: FTFA:  But, this Sasquatch activity is so bizarre, it bears a closer look.

What manner of English is this?


The proper kind..? Merits might be a better word, but bears is completely acceptable.
 
2013-05-02 10:27:36 PM

Shadowtag: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x335]
What a Bigfoot Show may look like


WIN.
 
2013-05-02 10:36:27 PM
I love Fark
 
2013-05-02 10:49:11 PM
"Bubblenews" isn't an actual "credible" news site. If the link was from a "credible" news site, this would be the bull egesta filler I expect to see on Fark, but a trite article from a fatuous website? To shame, to shame
 
2013-05-02 11:16:28 PM

Tony_Pepperoni: [i44.tinypic.com image 150x113]


It's a farkin Samsquanch!
 
2013-05-02 11:20:07 PM
People will believe this is real -

A buddy of mine made a lil' short about a guy who pretends to be Bigfoot - I played the guy who pretends to be Bigfoot.

He put a video up of me, in a Bigfoot costume, walking through the woods -

A silly viral thing.  At the bottom, it said 'this is a promotional video for the short film Yellow Top.'

Anyway, this is a link to one of the Bigfoot experts describing why this video has to be real (and is the #12 best Bigfoot video of all time!)

https://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=143008229073322

In some of the comments I've seen (and maybe in the video) they talk about how the 'arms are inhumanly long,' which makes me chuckle, 'cause I AM one lanky motherfarker.

Even after we directly contacted the guys and said 'yo, this wasn't real' they all started to get defensive, like we (well, my bro, really) were just saying that it wasn't real because we were afraid of backlash or something.

Pretty amazing stuff in that video - especially since they say they 'see' a second Bigfoot.  There was no second Bigfoot.  It wasn't there.  At all.

Sometimes, though, I feel like Bigfoot hunting would be a great hobby - you go hiking into the woods, camping a lot, always on like a treasure-hunt basically...   Like being an avid outdoorsman, but with the feeling that something AMAZING and is just around the corner.

Probably a better hobby than most, really...  Especially since now they can make $$$ off of it.
 
2013-05-02 11:21:28 PM
It also appears bigfoot wears a blue baseball cap.
 
2013-05-02 11:24:29 PM

sweatybronson: People will believe this is real -

A buddy of mine made a lil' short about a guy who pretends to be Bigfoot - I played the guy who pretends to be Bigfoot.

He put a video up of me, in a Bigfoot costume, walking through the woods -

A silly viral thing.  At the bottom, it said 'this is a promotional video for the short film Yellow Top.'

Anyway, this is a link to one of the Bigfoot experts describing why this video has to be real (and is the #12 best Bigfoot video of all time!)

https://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=143008229073322

In some of the comments I've seen (and maybe in the video) they talk about how the 'arms are inhumanly long,' which makes me chuckle, 'cause I AM one lanky motherfarker.

Even after we directly contacted the guys and said 'yo, this wasn't real' they all started to get defensive, like we (well, my bro, really) were just saying that it wasn't real because we were afraid of backlash or something.

Pretty amazing stuff in that video - especially since they say they 'see' a second Bigfoot.  There was no second Bigfoot.  It wasn't there.  At all.

Sometimes, though, I feel like Bigfoot hunting would be a great hobby - you go hiking into the woods, camping a lot, always on like a treasure-hunt basically...   Like being an avid outdoorsman, but with the feeling that something AMAZING and is just around the corner.

Probably a better hobby than most, really...  Especially since now they can make $$$ off of it.


Cool story bigfoot
 
2013-05-02 11:32:21 PM

libranoelrose: sweatybronson: People will believe this is real -

A buddy of mine made a lil' short about a guy who pretends to be Bigfoot - I played the guy who pretends to be Bigfoot.

He put a video up of me, in a Bigfoot costume, walking through the woods -

A silly viral thing.  At the bottom, it said 'this is a promotional video for the short film Yellow Top.'

Anyway, this is a link to one of the Bigfoot experts describing why this video has to be real (and is the #12 best Bigfoot video of all time!)

https://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=143008229073322

In some of the comments I've seen (and maybe in the video) they talk about how the 'arms are inhumanly long,' which makes me chuckle, 'cause I AM one lanky motherfarker.

Even after we directly contacted the guys and said 'yo, this wasn't real' they all started to get defensive, like we (well, my bro, really) were just saying that it wasn't real because we were afraid of backlash or something.

Pretty amazing stuff in that video - especially since they say they 'see' a second Bigfoot.  There was no second Bigfoot.  It wasn't there.  At all.

Sometimes, though, I feel like Bigfoot hunting would be a great hobby - you go hiking into the woods, camping a lot, always on like a treasure-hunt basically...   Like being an avid outdoorsman, but with the feeling that something AMAZING and is just around the corner.

Probably a better hobby than most, really...  Especially since now they can make $$$ off of it.

Cool story bigfoot


hahaha

just saying...
 
2013-05-02 11:34:46 PM
Whenever Youtube video loads quickly, I assume I am being sold something.

Google, thanks for killing Dejanews, too.
 
2013-05-02 11:38:15 PM
This is the videographer's future wife. Gooney goo goo.
 
2013-05-02 11:39:38 PM
he should have done the knock and mating call.
 
2013-05-02 11:41:26 PM
Ah well, I reckon anything is better than a "Bigfoot" cosplay video
 
2013-05-02 11:49:14 PM

oi_piss_me_off: he should have done the knock and mating call.


You mean the Bobo howl?
 
2013-05-02 11:49:30 PM

SlothB77: It also appears bigfoot wears a blue baseball cap.


A Dodgers fan?

/shoot it
 
2013-05-03 12:19:02 AM

strangeluck: megarian: Demodiki: Website keeps opening up the App Store on my iPhone. Rude! I didn't get to see the sleeping bag.

THIS. Goddamnitsomuch.

At least I'm not the only one suffering from that. I get that occasionally on stories I try to read via Fark.


Stop the page load before it completes. Im on my phone and got it to work.

/you arent missing anything, in this case
 
2013-05-03 12:38:20 AM
Was it also eating beef jerky?
 
2013-05-03 12:40:44 AM
libranoelrose


You mean the Bobo howl?


haha, yes!
 
2013-05-03 12:57:36 AM
Sure, all candid footage includes editing!
 
2013-05-03 01:23:35 AM
Because...why not....

http://youtu.be/in1eK3x1PBI
 
2013-05-03 01:24:25 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: SlothB77: It also appears bigfoot wears a blue baseball cap.

A Dodgers fan?

/shoot it




I got this.

Oh yeah.
 
2013-05-03 01:25:25 AM
Damit

kimstanleyrobinson.info

Fun read.
 
2013-05-03 02:33:19 AM

Demodiki: Website keeps opening up the App Store on my iPhone. Rude! I didn't get to see the sleeping bag.


Try this.
 
2013-05-03 02:48:40 AM
The area where a family group approached to within 15 feet of me was on private land. The owner had already established a close, trusting relationship with them. I feel the best chances of seeing one are under those conditions where the property owner presence is and accepted thing by them.

To randomly pick a good dwelling spot and hope for the same results could take months or even years of committed work. They have survived by clearly avoiding people and do not need our help in any way. There are times where people do established relationships with them, but it is they (Bigfoot) who call the shots of when and where it happens.

This position of little or no control is a big thorn in the side for many researchers. I have found an honest straight forward approach to them and their ways is the best route to a successful personal experience. When you try and force an issue with them, you are left with a big goose egg, a plain and simple truth I have found in my quest.....

http://bigfootforums.com/index.php/topic/32510-habituating-bigfoot/p ag e-5
 
2013-05-03 06:04:22 AM
that was really stupid
 
2013-05-03 06:21:42 AM
Ha...a little deeper into youtube found Les Straud on Joe Rogan's radio show talking bigfoot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQMgXWh3tSs
 
2013-05-03 03:36:36 PM
Aw it was just a guy in a Wookie robe!
farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2013-05-03 09:54:33 PM
Greg Warren he gets up early.
 
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