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(Bubblews)   Bigfoot Hoax Video Checklist: Guy in woolly gorilla suit✓ Shaky camera work ✓ Sasquatch sleeping bag✓ Wait. What?   (bubblews.com) divider line 76
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2013-05-02 08:01:07 PM
Seems legit. All the Bigfoots (Bigfeet?) that I know use sleeping bags.
 
2013-05-02 08:05:05 PM

Walker: Seems legit. All the Bigfoots (Bigfeet?) that I know use sleeping bags.


Don't they usually prefer fern moss or lichen?
 
2013-05-02 08:15:09 PM
BOY SCOUTS! They learned it from watching boy scouts!
 
2013-05-02 08:20:21 PM

jehovahs witness protection: BOY SCOUTS! They learned it from watching boy scouts!


I learned it from you, Dad. I learned it from You!
 
2013-05-02 08:22:28 PM
It's a samsquantch!
 
2013-05-02 08:22:58 PM
img832.imageshack.us
No watch?
 
2013-05-02 08:24:09 PM
Website keeps opening up the App Store on my iPhone. Rude! I didn't get to see the sleeping bag.
 
2013-05-02 08:24:33 PM
Well, I'm convinced.
 
2013-05-02 08:26:01 PM
long hard day cooking meth in the national forest. just want to pitch the tent and get in the sleeping bag. dammit. so tired. just roll in the bag and sleep.
 
2013-05-02 08:32:16 PM

Astorix: It's a samsquantch!


Samsquantch can't sleep in the foil-lined weed trailer.
 
2013-05-02 08:32:49 PM
I don't believe the video for a second. BUT! And it's a big but. I work at a zoo, they give the gorillas burlap sacks and blankets, the male will spread one out to sleep on. If after he lays down there's a single wrinkle in it he'll get up a smooth it out. Not something I've been told, I've seen it.
 
2013-05-02 08:33:16 PM
Bunk! Bunk, I say! Bring me a bag full of Bigfoot's droppings or shut up!
 
2013-05-02 08:34:40 PM
Leon's gettin' larger.
 
2013-05-02 08:35:15 PM
www.thinkgeek.com
 
2013-05-02 08:35:37 PM
While it would be neat, Bigfoot/Sasquatch/yeti just doesn't exist.
 
2013-05-02 08:35:38 PM

fusillade762: Bunk! Bunk, I say! Bring me a bag full of Bigfoot's droppings or shut up!


Perhaps like dogs they are prone to eating said droppings
 
2013-05-02 08:37:13 PM

Mr. Fuzzypaws: I don't believe the video for a second. BUT! And it's a big but. I work at a zoo, they give the gorillas burlap sacks and blankets, the male will spread one out to sleep on. If after he lays down there's a single wrinkle in it he'll get up a smooth it out. Not something I've been told, I've seen it.


I keep telling you  I'M NOT A GORILLA!!!
 
2013-05-02 08:38:21 PM
I smell viral marketing...
 
2013-05-02 08:39:54 PM

jtown: Mr. Fuzzypaws: I don't believe the video for a second. BUT! And it's a big but. I work at a zoo, they give the gorillas burlap sacks and blankets, the male will spread one out to sleep on. If after he lays down there's a single wrinkle in it he'll get up a smooth it out. Not something I've been told, I've seen it.

I keep telling you  I'M NOT A GORILLA!!!


Where the hell is Beeks!?
 
2013-05-02 08:41:51 PM
Walker: Seems legit.

www.majhost.com
 
2013-05-02 08:44:11 PM

Demodiki: Website keeps opening up the App Store on my iPhone. Rude! I didn't get to see the sleeping bag.


THIS. Goddamnitsomuch.
 
2013-05-02 08:45:41 PM
In the video, the videographer seems to stealthily sneak up on a Sasquatch just feet away. During the short segment, interrupted by several stops and starts, SOMETHING is obviously stooping over an object on the ground.

v027o.popscreen.com
 
2013-05-02 08:47:22 PM
Don't you guys know anything?
That was a homeless bigfoot, setting up for the night under a piece of plastic.
 
2013-05-02 08:50:51 PM
Uncle Bob?

imageshack.us
 
2013-05-02 08:50:55 PM
FTFA:  But, this Sasquatch activity is so bizarre, it bears a closer look.

What manner of English is this?
 
2013-05-02 09:00:20 PM
Morons.  Them, not you guys.
 
2013-05-02 09:00:48 PM
Could be quillow
 
2013-05-02 09:03:19 PM
So I been walking around for years confused and I finally figured out about your wife, where you met your wife. You didn't meet your wife on no motherfarking camping trip...

You're wife's a Bigfoot, isn't she, Gus? You're wife's a Bigfoot, isn't she? That's why the biatch's mustache is so motherfarking thick. Because you shaved the biatch down and taught her to speak. I know a motherfarking Bigfoot when I see one. Don't bring a Bigfoot in my home, Gus. near my children! The biatch can't talk, she can't walk a flight of steps! She's not trained well Gus. She. Cannot. Walk. Steps! I bet she climbs the fark out of trees though, don't she, Gus?
 
2013-05-02 09:05:45 PM
And you thought they smelled bad on the outside.
 
2013-05-02 09:07:40 PM

skinink: So I been walking around for years confused and I finally figured out about your wife, where you met your wife. You didn't meet your wife on no motherfarking camping trip...

You're wife's a Bigfoot, isn't she, Gus? You're wife's a Bigfoot, isn't she? That's why the biatch's mustache is so motherfarking thick. Because you shaved the biatch down and taught her to speak. I know a motherfarking Bigfoot when I see one. Don't bring a Bigfoot in my home, Gus. near my children! The biatch can't talk, she can't walk a flight of steps! She's not trained well Gus. She. Cannot. Walk. Steps! I bet she climbs the fark out of trees though, don't she, Gus?


Goonie Goo Goo
 
2013-05-02 09:10:40 PM

TomRose: Walker: Seems legit. All the Bigfoots (Bigfeet?) that I know use sleeping bags.

Don't they usually prefer fern moss or lichen?


Just the old school ones.
 
2013-05-02 09:15:01 PM
Good use of the leaf there at the beginning.
 
2013-05-02 09:22:25 PM

Walker: Seems legit. All the Bigfoots (Bigfeet?) that I know use sleeping bags.


Cause that's what Squatches do.
 
2013-05-02 09:23:53 PM
What a man in a sleeping bag walking around might look like
www.kickette.com
 
2013-05-02 09:26:58 PM

megarian: Demodiki: Website keeps opening up the App Store on my iPhone. Rude! I didn't get to see the sleeping bag.

THIS. Goddamnitsomuch.


At least I'm not the only one suffering from that. I get that occasionally on stories I try to read via Fark.
 
2013-05-02 09:35:37 PM
Poor Bigfoot.  Down on his luck, forced to sleep on a sheet of plastic.  These are rough times.
 
2013-05-02 09:36:21 PM
i48.tinypic.com
 
2013-05-02 09:38:38 PM

TomRose: Walker: Seems legit. All the Bigfoots (Bigfeet?) that I know use sleeping bags.

Don't they usually prefer fern moss or lichen?


All the bigfeet I've seen have been in REI down bags. That's a fact.
 
2013-05-02 09:44:13 PM
So basically someone makes a bigfoot hoax video that is a joke and not meant to be taken seriously. Then they put it on their website and say 'YOU GOTTA SEE THIS' about the part that makes it clear its not real and you all fall over yourselves in a frantic rush to see it? This is why we can't have nice things.
 
2013-05-02 09:45:25 PM

dj_bigbird: What a man in a sleeping bag walking around might look like
[www.kickette.com image 427x594]


i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-02 09:46:21 PM
i44.tinypic.com
 
2013-05-02 09:52:34 PM

JonPace: So basically someone makes a bigfoot hoax video that is a joke and not meant to be taken seriously. Then they put it on their website and say 'YOU GOTTA SEE THIS' about the part that makes it clear its not real and you all fall over yourselves in a frantic rush to see it? This is why we can't have nice things.


Not sure I would say 40 posts is a frantic rush but the night is young yet. I highly doubt it will reach gun or vegan thread proportions though. I give it maybe 87 tops and that is being generous.

And yeah, that leaf hiding it makes it seem more like he might be Adam hiding behind it.

Hey! We all have to have our crazy theories, right?

/Eve was shooting the video
 
2013-05-02 09:53:14 PM
Last closeup looks like a guy wearing a toque...BECAUSE IT IS A GUY WEARING A TOQUE!!!

Why is this even mention bigfoot? It's a video OF A HUMAN.
 
2013-05-02 10:01:36 PM
Because random crazy guy in a ghillie suit is just soooo yesterday...

//Sasquatch is the new hotness.
 
2013-05-02 10:01:41 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
What a Bigfoot Show may look like
 
2013-05-02 10:05:13 PM
Salem Witch: Uncle Bob?

www.wearysloth.com

Uncle Bob, huh? Okaaay...
 
2013-05-02 10:06:07 PM
This is the last time I click a link for that site.

Farking redirect.
 
2013-05-02 10:16:59 PM
Whoever greenlit this has low standards even for Fark.
 
2013-05-02 10:17:33 PM

Ronnie_Zman: FTFA:  But, this Sasquatch activity is so bizarre, it bears a closer look.

What manner of English is this?


The proper kind..? Merits might be a better word, but bears is completely acceptable.
 
2013-05-02 10:27:36 PM

Shadowtag: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x335]
What a Bigfoot Show may look like


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