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(New York Daily News)   Got a bag of coke and a cheap motel room? Today is your lucky day   (nydailynews.com) divider line 40
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2013-05-02 07:09:11 PM
*clicks on link*

Lindsay Lohan doesn't-

the-evan.com
 
2013-05-02 07:12:54 PM
But, but, but I thought she was committed to 'turning her life around'.

Ohhh, she meant to 'turn around'. Yea, I guess she did that.
 
2013-05-02 08:28:42 PM
Well, if she farks around too much, she won't have to worry about what to pack for her next destination, a nice orange jumpsuit will be provided for her.
 
2013-05-02 08:39:40 PM

basemetal: Well, if she farks around too much, she won't have to worry about what to pack for her next destination, a nice orange jumpsuit will be provided for her.


Just emerged from under our rock, have we?
 
2013-05-02 08:45:11 PM
Is this like "beetlejuice beetlejuice beetlejuice" where I check into the crappiest motel in town and call my coke guy and then *poof* Lindsay Lohan just shows up?
 
2013-05-02 09:11:06 PM
How does this coont get away with this shiat? If anyone has a shiatty habit of dealing with law enforcement and prosecutors should just move to California as they are apparently so crowded with prisoners they have no time to deal with anyone unless they are raping or murdering people.
 
2013-05-02 09:14:00 PM

styckx: How does this coont get away with this shiat?


I should put you away
Where you won't hurt or maim us
But this is LA
And you're rich and faaaaaaaaaaamous!

/4F22
 
2013-05-02 09:16:30 PM
static.someecards.com
 
2013-05-02 09:16:36 PM
Bite the pavement. I'm going in dry.
/but first
//pick those scabs
///let the pus run a bit.
 
2013-05-02 09:24:56 PM
Oh, a Lindsay train-wreck story.

I thought this was the next installment in the Amanda Bynes train-wreck story.

I'd better go check the schedule... I didn't think Lindsay was due for another couple days.
 
2013-05-02 09:29:02 PM

Bill_Wick's_Friend: Is this like "beetlejuice beetlejuice beetlejuice" where I check into the crappiest motel in town and call my coke guy and then *poof* Lindsay Lohan just shows up?


Pretty much, though you might need a bio-exorcist after an encounter with her.
 
2013-05-02 09:29:36 PM

basemetal: Well, if she farks around too much, she won't have to worry about what to pack for her next destination, a nice orange jumpsuit will be provided for her.


she should already be wearing one.
 
2013-05-02 09:31:44 PM
assets.nydailynews.com

Nothing says, "I'm serious about rehab and getting to the bottom of my problems," quite like packing "270 looks" for a 90-day stint in rehab.

Lindsay, honey, baby: If your biggest concern, the day before entering a treatment facility for the next 3 months, is putting together 3 different changes of clothes per day for that 3 month stay, something tells me you're either not serious about getting clean and sober or you don't have the slightest clue what rehab is about. Seriously, if you can't throw 7 pairs of jeans and shorts in a page along with a dozen tops, along with enough socks and chonies to last a week or so into a bag and call it good, you're about 91 days from ODing.

BTW, Lindsay, darling, sweetie, gorgeous: This stint in rehab is an alternative to you doing a similar amount of time in jail with Big Wilma. IT'S NOT A FARKING VACATION TO THE SOUTH OF FRANCE! So stop packing and get your ass into the facility or slam an entire eightball of coke mixed with an eightball of heroin and be done with it.
 
2013-05-02 09:38:42 PM
Turns out LiLo had driven onto the grounds of the facility, but never went in. Instead, she went shopping at an electronics store in Fountain Valley, Calif.

That could only mean the Fry's on Kalamata so it's legit.  She was probably stuck in line all day trying to return some hinky memory she bought for her laptop upgrade. It'll take her up to a full week to complete the transaction with some Hindi/Urdu/Han/Tagalog speaking sales associate. But the Roman decor is almost as nice as the Wagon Train one in Palo Alto or the all granite one with the 6 ton smooth milled granite balls in Renton, WA.  But there aren't any English speaking sales associates in those locations either.
 
2013-05-02 09:48:37 PM
91 days until Lindsay hits the bars again... if that long, based on the Google+ reviews of the facility she chose: Morningside Recovery .
 
2013-05-02 09:52:31 PM

MustangFive: 91 days until Lindsay hits the bars again... if that long, based on the Google+ reviews of the facility she chose: Morningside Recovery .


I thought I read somewhere that Morningside lost their license
 
2013-05-02 10:03:20 PM
Who do I get with a baggy of E and an expensive hotel room?
 
2013-05-02 10:04:33 PM

Waldo Pepper: MustangFive: 91 days until Lindsay hits the bars again... if that long, based on the Google+ reviews of the facility she chose: Morningside Recovery .

I thought I read somewhere that Morningside lost their license


You mean, unlike Lindsay?
 
2013-05-02 10:05:42 PM
IT'S LIKE KURT COBAIN ALL OVER AGAIN!!1!
 
2013-05-02 10:06:29 PM

fusillade762: Who do I get with a baggy of E and an expensive hotel room?


Candy flipping with Charlie Sheen.
 
2013-05-02 10:07:59 PM

basemetal: Well, if she farks around too much, she won't have to worry about what to pack for her next destination, a nice orange jumpsuit will be provided for her.




www.troll.me
 
2013-05-02 10:18:27 PM
No Coke........Pepsi.
 
2013-05-02 10:30:56 PM

scottydoesntknow: But, but, but I thought she was committed to 'turning her life around'.

Ohhh, she meant to 'turn around'. Yea, I guess she did that.


But she is don't you see? She wants to turn it around, so she goes to rehab, then checks out and wants to turn it around again due to an extra GoTo 10 line that drives her right back to the drugs.
 
2013-05-02 11:09:36 PM

AcesFull: No Coke........Pepsi.


Well played sir or madam.

/cheeburger
 
2013-05-02 11:37:38 PM
Today is your lucky day

I'll make like Amy Winehouse being made to go to rehab, and say no, no, no.
 
2013-05-02 11:40:13 PM
She used to be hot.  Now she's halfway to that meth whore look.  Sad.
 
2013-05-02 11:49:11 PM

nightronin: AcesFull: No Coke........Pepsi.

Well played sir or madam.

/cheeburger


Onion rings?
 
2013-05-03 12:23:07 AM
In China, the rule of law doesn't apply to communist party members and in the USA the rule of law doesn't apply to celebrities.
 
2013-05-03 12:27:53 AM

bukijin: In China, the rule of law doesn't apply to communist party members and in the USA the rule of law doesn't apply to celebrities

 people with access to a lot of money.
 
2013-05-03 01:22:43 AM
I mean, I'm just a chubby nerd guy, but I could get someone way hotter if i had a bag of coke and a cheap hotel room. Probably not as crazy too.
 
2013-05-03 02:05:52 AM
Her rehab location doesn't allow smoking.

Worst rehab ever, making people kick an extra drug at the same time.
 
2013-05-03 04:01:06 AM

Smackledorfer: Her rehab location doesn't allow smoking.

Worst rehab ever, making people kick an extra drug at the same time.



I actually agree (if you're being serious).

What a stupid rehab facility.
 
2013-05-03 04:25:31 AM
To be fair, it's pretty easy to be distracted by an open Fry's.
 
2013-05-03 05:51:38 AM

Jizz Master Zero: To be fair, it's pretty easy to be distracted by an open Fry's.


Agree. In some ways, Fry's is like a "real" hardware store. There's plenty of interesting stuff in there, things I didn't know existed, that I have no use for at all, and yet," SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!" The difference is that in a hardware store, the guy selling you the thing has probably actually used it and knows what he is talking about.

And I have to drive past a Fry's today. Twice.
 
2013-05-03 08:06:46 AM
It's really sad that, as soon as I read the headline, I knew it'd be about Lohan
 
2013-05-03 09:12:22 AM

bukijin: In China, the rule of law doesn't apply to communist party members and in the USA the rule of law doesn't apply to celebrities

rich white people.

FTFY
 
2013-05-03 10:07:00 AM

doczoidberg: Smackledorfer: Her rehab location doesn't allow smoking.

Worst rehab ever, making people kick an extra drug at the same time.


I actually agree (if you're being serious).

What a stupid rehab facility.


I was.
 
2013-05-03 10:53:37 AM

nightronin: AcesFull: No Coke........Pepsi.

Well played sir or madam.

/cheeburger


CHIPS!!!!!!

/heh. loved that skit.
 
2013-05-04 12:29:38 AM

Walter Paisley: fusillade762: Who do I get with a baggy of E and an expensive hotel room?

Candy flipping with Charlie Sheen.


Oh Christ, that's a term I haven't heard in over a decade...

aaaand the memories that come with it.
 
2013-05-04 01:43:25 AM

croesius: Walter Paisley: fusillade762: Who do I get with a baggy of E and an expensive hotel room?

Candy flipping with Charlie Sheen.

Oh Christ, that's a term I haven't heard in over a decade...

aaaand the memories that come with it.


Same here. Did that in San Francisco at an Aphex Twin / Orbital / Moby show. Good times.
 
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