basemetal: Well, if she farks around too much, she won't have to worry about what to pack for her next destination, a nice orange jumpsuit will be provided for her.
styckx: How does this coont get away with this shiat?
Bill_Wick's_Friend: Is this like "beetlejuice beetlejuice beetlejuice" where I check into the crappiest motel in town and call my coke guy and then *poof* Lindsay Lohan just shows up?
Waldo Pepper: MustangFive: 91 days until Lindsay hits the bars again... if that long, based on the Google+ reviews of the facility she chose: Morningside Recovery .I thought I read somewhere that Morningside lost their license
fusillade762: Who do I get with a baggy of E and an expensive hotel room?
scottydoesntknow: But, but, but I thought she was committed to 'turning her life around'.Ohhh, she meant to 'turn around'. Yea, I guess she did that.
AcesFull: No Coke........Pepsi.
nightronin: AcesFull: No Coke........Pepsi.Well played sir or madam./cheeburger
bukijin: In China, the rule of law doesn't apply to communist party members and in the USA the rule of law doesn't apply to celebrities
Smackledorfer: Her rehab location doesn't allow smoking.Worst rehab ever, making people kick an extra drug at the same time.
Jizz Master Zero: To be fair, it's pretty easy to be distracted by an open Fry's.
doczoidberg: Smackledorfer: Her rehab location doesn't allow smoking.Worst rehab ever, making people kick an extra drug at the same time.I actually agree (if you're being serious).What a stupid rehab facility.
Walter Paisley: fusillade762: Who do I get with a baggy of E and an expensive hotel room?Candy flipping with Charlie Sheen.
croesius: Walter Paisley: fusillade762: Who do I get with a baggy of E and an expensive hotel room?Candy flipping with Charlie Sheen.Oh Christ, that's a term I haven't heard in over a decade...aaaand the memories that come with it.
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