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(Yahoo)   The beginning of World War III will be: a) North Korea vs. South Korea. b) Israel vs. Iran. c) India vs. China   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 263
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2013-05-02 05:19:48 PM
D) India vs. Pakistan

really
 
2013-05-02 05:24:45 PM
Isreal?
 
2013-05-02 05:24:57 PM

cretinbob: D) India vs. Pakistan

really


Probably as a result of one loosing to the other in the cricket world championships
 
2013-05-02 05:25:46 PM

Rev.K: Isreal?


yeah Isreal is kosher.
 
2013-05-02 05:25:49 PM
China vs Japan, Israel vs Egypt, Israel vs Syria, Greece vs Turkey, hell, look at any country with high unemployment because someone in that country is saying they should go to war against somebody. Including US.
 
2013-05-02 05:27:51 PM
India, Pakistan, Burma, Afghanistan,Thailand, Nepal, and Bhutan,Kampuchea, Malaysia, then Bangladesh (Asia),And China, Korea, Japan all of these.
 
2013-05-02 05:29:18 PM
England vs. Argentina
 
2013-05-02 05:35:54 PM
I get the same reaction when I pitch a tent.
 
2013-05-02 05:36:10 PM

TexasPeace: England vs. Argentina


The way Argentina seems to be going it could be Argentina vs. Argentina
 
2013-05-02 05:40:49 PM
d) Buffalo Wild Wings


they have a button right under the table
 
2013-05-02 05:43:37 PM

Rev.K: Isreal?


No, Isfake
 
2013-05-02 05:48:31 PM

utsagrad123: Rev.K: Isreal?

No, Isfake


Isalright?
 
2013-05-02 05:51:59 PM

CaptSacto: utsagrad123: Rev.K: Isreal?

No, Isfake

Isalright?


Isokay
 
2013-05-02 05:54:49 PM
They both have gobs of single young men to throw at the war machine.
 
2013-05-02 05:55:38 PM

Rev.K: Isreal?


well... they have been fighting for the arab world to recognize their right to exist for a while.
 
2013-05-02 05:59:06 PM
it's cause they have Korea on the mind frame
better eat Kim Chi till it comes out of teh nose
and bomb Kuwait
 
2013-05-02 06:00:52 PM
So which side do we take? Our manufacturing or our IT infrastructure?
 
2013-05-02 06:01:43 PM

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: So which side do we take? Our manufacturing or our IT infrastructure?


the kind that makes LG electronics
 
2013-05-02 06:13:16 PM
I've been saying this for.some time. PRC had the One Child policy and the parents choose male kids. Females are in abundance just over the.border.
 
2013-05-02 06:13:25 PM

utsagrad123: CaptSacto: utsagrad123: Rev.K: Isreal?

No, Isfake

Isalright?

Isokay


Close de box.
 
2013-05-02 06:31:28 PM
World war?  Hardly.

Regional war?  All the time.
 
2013-05-02 06:34:41 PM
Indian officials fear that if they react with force, the face-off could escalate into a battle with the powerful People's Liberation Army

There is a simple solution.  India can announce weapons testing on the region to take place in a few days, and then bomb the crap out of the place.  If the Chinese complain, you ignore them completely.
 
2013-05-02 06:39:42 PM

TexasPeace: England vs. Argentina


I see what you did there...


Now the Falklands makes sense.......
 
2013-05-02 07:10:13 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: d) Buffalo Wild Wings


they have a button right under the table

 
2013-05-02 07:28:37 PM
China seems to be going out of their way to piss off ALL of their neighbors.
 
2013-05-02 07:38:43 PM
Yes.
 
2013-05-02 07:59:27 PM
Roe v. Wade
 
2013-05-02 07:59:46 PM
Gosh, what do our Fark armchair generals think?
 
2013-05-02 08:00:57 PM

2wolves: I've been saying this for.some time. PRC had the One Child policy and the parents choose male kids. Females are in abundance just over the.border.


Scratch off the red dot, win a gas station, bonus
 
2013-05-02 08:01:18 PM
I'm still placing my money on Germany starting it...
 
2013-05-02 08:01:51 PM

SirEattonHogg: Gosh, what do our Fark armchair generals think?


Send in the Ottomans!
 
2013-05-02 08:02:49 PM

ShawnDoc: China seems to be going out of their way to piss off ALL of their neighbors.


A way to imagine China's thoughts on their neighbors is to imagine if the Jews had managed to hold Palestine for 5000 years
 
2013-05-02 08:02:50 PM

cretinbob: D) India vs. Pakistan

really


And we're done in one.
 
2013-05-02 08:03:07 PM

Snarfangel: SirEattonHogg: Gosh, what do our Fark armchair generals think?

Send in the Ottomans!


-_-
 
2013-05-02 08:05:12 PM
Probably some damned fool thing in the Balkans.


/too obscure?
 
2013-05-02 08:05:25 PM

ManateeGag: India, Pakistan, Burma, Afghanistan,Thailand, Nepal, and Bhutan,Kampuchea, Malaysia, then Bangladesh (Asia),And China, Korea, Japan all of these.


Hey, let's not rule out  Mongolia, Laos, and Tibet, IndonesiaThe Philippine Islands, Taiwan;
Sri Lanka, New Guinea, Sumatra, New ZealandThen Borneo, and Vietnam quite yet.
 
2013-05-02 08:05:48 PM
guyana vs. sierra leone for the win!
 
2013-05-02 08:06:00 PM
SirEatoonHogg

Gosh, what do our Fark armchair generals think?

Israel attacking Iran would be about the dumbest thing I could imagine happening in the middle east today.

No wait, there's one thing dumber:  The United States helping.
 
2013-05-02 08:07:20 PM
I've got South Korea in 4, Israel in 6 and China in 5. These are best of 7 right?
 
2013-05-02 08:07:48 PM
I hope so.
Instability and destruction in Asia would provide a huge boost to manufacturing the the USA.
 
2013-05-02 08:08:38 PM
China seems to be under the impression that every tiny speck of land that they ever ruled throughout history automatically belongs to them.
 
2013-05-02 08:08:47 PM
D) Middle east vs Israel, Far east vs China & Best Korea, India vs Pakistan.

No one else is as pissed off at everyone else as these factions are with each other. but none of those listed are really friendly with each other, so it will be more like simultaneous wars not really related to each other rather than a WW like WW1 or WW2.
 
2013-05-02 08:09:11 PM
USA vs. everyone else.
 
2013-05-02 08:10:20 PM
North versus South
 
2013-05-02 08:10:33 PM
Bruins vs. Leafs
 
2013-05-02 08:10:46 PM

Ego edo infantia cattus: USA vs. everyone else.


Ill take 'the field' which is going off at 3:2 right now I think, US is only giving 6:5.
 
2013-05-02 08:11:55 PM
Red states vs. blue states.
 
2013-05-02 08:12:32 PM
Indian vs. Chinese is a common debate around dinner time in my house.
 
2013-05-02 08:13:03 PM
zembla.cementhorizon.com
"Ok, new question: The World Vs. Ditka."
 
2013-05-02 08:13:28 PM
Some punk douchetard college boy using a twitter account will character assassinate some arch-dick from a rival Frat, which will cause the twittersphere to call allegiance to Team - Retard then some neanderfark GOP senator who totally bought his place in political history will spout off and cause a wave of backlash against some group of sisters who just want to sell music, then some theotards will protest in an outrage causing Rube Goldberg to do casket laps until critical mass [mass: what Papist do in celebration of cannibalism and child rape, not critical thinking] then a dirty word posted online will set off a dirty bomb in a largely populated yet, ironically non-sustainable region or city, with a huge melding pot, and then the call to arms will go out and sons and daughters will be slaughtered in retribution and some dipfark will rake in billions. We'll all be Deja-Screwed at the pumps.
 
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