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(Business Insider)   Taco Bell working on new 'low-end' menu. That's the joke   (businessinsider.com) divider line 225
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2013-05-02 04:07:16 PM  
does it still give you the runs
 
2013-05-02 04:25:17 PM  
They'll have to dig a trench to lower THAT bar any further!
 
2013-05-02 04:44:37 PM  
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2013-05-02 05:12:44 PM  
I don't care what anybody says, Taco Bell is farking delicious.
 
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2013-05-02 05:17:37 PM  
Will they finally start taking $2 bills?
 
2013-05-02 05:21:36 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: I don't care what anybody says, Taco Bell is farking delicious.


You need help.
 
2013-05-02 05:21:51 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: I don't care what anybody says, Taco Bell is farking delicious.


Haven't had it in years... but it is what it is.  Like McDonalds.  Good after a drunken night.
 
2013-05-02 05:23:52 PM  
After reading that..I think I have to poop.
 
2013-05-02 05:32:38 PM  
So, more sand then?
 
2013-05-02 05:32:47 PM  
I go to Madres, the local hipster place that's kind of like Subway, but with tacos.  Living 10 minutes from a college town has its perks.
 
2013-05-02 05:33:37 PM  
Taco Hell, when ex lax just isnt strong enough.
 
2013-05-02 05:33:41 PM  
Don't worry about a new value meal. Just worry about putting more than a teaspoon worth of meat in your farking products...
 
2013-05-02 05:35:30 PM  
Just bring back the chili cheese burrito (but with more cheese).
 
2013-05-02 05:35:59 PM  
As we used to say in college:

"Taco Bell - it's cheaper than food!"
 
2013-05-02 05:36:15 PM  
I didnt think one could find any worse meat than the sewer rat straight from the anus of mr slave that they currently use
 
2013-05-02 05:36:20 PM  
pizzacomedy.com
 
2013-05-02 05:37:17 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: I don't care what anybody says, Taco Bell is farking delicious.


Location: Kansas City, MO

Oh that explains it.
 
2013-05-02 05:37:41 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: does it still give you the runs


I assume that what they do is collect the runs from their bathrooms and feed that directly into the machine that turns out their low end "food" products.
 
2013-05-02 05:38:03 PM  
Damnit. Now I want cheesy potato burritos
 
2013-05-02 05:38:18 PM  
Taco Bell has never once given me stomach problems. You all have a bunch of weak bowels.
 
2013-05-02 05:38:49 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: I don't care what anybody says, Taco Bell is farking delicious.


Fast food wise it is pretty mediocre. I eat there a couple times a year, and the new burrito thing by the chick with the annoying accent isn't too bad. For fast food.

But it being fast food won't stop people from talking about how it can't possibly compare to their local tacqueria staffed completely by Mexican grandmothers and located someplace where no one could ever find it but them and their favorite food blogger.

Also why does Fark have an ironic tag? Has it ever actually been used for something ironic?
 
2013-05-02 05:39:23 PM  

Corvus: Popcorn Johnny: I don't care what anybody says, Taco Bell is farking delicious.

Location: Kansas City, MO

Oh that explains it.


Their quesadilla sauce is pretty tasty.
 
2013-05-02 05:39:31 PM  

Corvus: Oh that explains it.


Actually, the best Mexican food around here is in the Phillips 66 gas station down the road. They have a full kitchen and crew of Mexicans pumping out some delicious stuff.
 
2013-05-02 05:39:46 PM  

Karma Chameleon: Taco Bell has never once given me stomach problems. You all have a bunch of weak bowels.


This.
Not at all like Chili's
Not at all.
 
2013-05-02 05:40:25 PM  
So they are gonna switch from "meat" to bugs?
 
2013-05-02 05:40:35 PM  
Taco Bell: Because you're sick of burger joints and want something spicy that isn't a fried chicken sandwich
 
2013-05-02 05:41:21 PM  
Apparently the Ironic part is putting this right above the Fark Food Thread.
 
2013-05-02 05:41:44 PM  
For times when this

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Is just a little too highfalutin.
 
2013-05-02 05:43:45 PM  
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2013-05-02 05:44:22 PM  

Strolpol: Taco Bell: Because you're sick of burger joints and want something spicy that isn't a fried chicken sandwich constipated


FTFY
 
2013-05-02 05:44:57 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: does it still give you the runs


You bet your liquid shooting anus it does.
 
2013-05-02 05:45:49 PM  

Jument: Jon iz teh kewl: does it still give you the runs

I assume that what they do is collect the runs from their bathrooms and feed that directly into the machine that turns out their low end "food" products.


well that's not bad..  considering i'm only paying 79 cents
 
2013-05-02 05:46:13 PM  

oldfarthenry: They'll have to dig a trench to lower THAT bar any further!


Didn't say they were trying to go lower, just that they were developing a new one, If you don't change up the menu every now and then you don't have much to advertise. Taco Bell's whole thing is their low end menu.
 
2013-05-02 05:46:42 PM  

sigdiamond2000: Popcorn Johnny: I don't care what anybody says, Taco Bell is farking delicious.

You need help.


Help eating that delicious Taco Bell food. I volunteer.
 
2013-05-02 05:46:56 PM  
Taco Bell doesn't mess with your stomach any more than whatever else you might eat at 2 am after a night of drinking and then passing out in bed immediately after.
 
2013-05-02 05:47:07 PM  
This is great news. My pinky is so very tired from having to stick it out all of the time as I eat one of those hoity-toity Doritos Locos tacos.
 
2013-05-02 05:47:09 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: I don't care what anybody says, Taco Bell is farking delicious.


Sometimes a crunchy taco or a simple bean burrito will hit the spot. It's not good food, but sometimes you need to slum a bit.
 
2013-05-02 05:47:14 PM  

Strolpol: Taco Bell: Because you're sick of burger joints and want something spicy that isn't a fried chicken sandwich


spicy?

Know how I know your white?
 
2013-05-02 05:47:39 PM  
 
2013-05-02 05:47:57 PM  
Wait, they still do that 79, 89, 99 menu somewhere?  A regular hard taco has been $1.09, a bean burrito $1.29 here for years.  I've always thought it would be great to bring back the .79, .89, .99 thing, turns out the franchise owner in mid MO is just a cheap asshole or something.
 
2013-05-02 05:48:17 PM  

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Just bring back the chili cheese burrito (but with more cheese).


This! It's not as if they don't have all the ingredients on hand anyway.
 
2013-05-02 05:49:09 PM  

Karma Chameleon: Taco Bell has never once given me stomach problems. You all have a bunch of weak bowels.


Depends on the restaurant. There was one Taco Bell near the University of Texas in Austin that was notorious for its lack of clean food. One guy I knew slept on the floor of his bathroom because he was leaking at both ends.
 
2013-05-02 05:49:56 PM  
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2013-05-02 05:50:11 PM  
I have to say, it is refreshing to see some accuracy in labeling by calling it "low end".  They didn't try and sugar coat it with words like value or bargain or some thing like that.  Low End is probably the most accurate description I have seen in describing Taco Bell.
 
2013-05-02 05:50:23 PM  
As recently as 5 years ago (can't confirm if it's still going) there was a local taco mini-chain that did 29 cent tacos. It's been that way for about 20 years at least.

It's one mystery I'll leave to the universe.
 
2013-05-02 05:50:54 PM  

groppet: So they are gonna switch from "meat" to bugs?


When vat-grown meat product becomes commercially viable, it will probably be a Yum! Foods innovation.
 
2013-05-02 05:51:08 PM  
Cool ranch doritos locos tacos have to be made with meth...

It's the only thing that explains my addiction to them.
 
2013-05-02 05:51:51 PM  
Taco Bell needs to bring back the 'Bell Burger', later renamed the 'Bell Beefer'.

/ Remembers when their tacos and burritos were 19 cents each.
 
2013-05-02 05:51:57 PM  

Shadow Blasko: Damnit. Now I want cheesy potato burritos


Those were good too.
 
2013-05-02 05:51:59 PM  

Digitalstrange: Strolpol: Taco Bell: Because you're sick of burger joints and want something spicy that isn't a fried chicken sandwich

spicy?

Know how I know your white?


Know how I know you're not?

j/k
 
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