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2013-05-02 03:33:56 PM
Coincidentally, the NRA will be having a conference in Houston starting tomorrow.  So now they're gonna say, "Clearly, more guns would've stopped this incident!"
 
2013-05-02 03:39:15 PM
I hope Professor Bill Ayers didn't do the right thing,
 
2013-05-02 04:00:26 PM
Subtle, I like it.
 
2013-05-02 04:01:45 PM
cache.ohinternet.com
 
2013-05-02 04:02:06 PM
Well played
 
2013-05-02 04:02:24 PM
NOOOOO
 
2013-05-02 04:03:02 PM
Subby...you devious mofo.
 
2013-05-02 04:03:25 PM
Too bad there weren't some people with guns there.  They could have shot him and prevented this terrible tragedy.

(reads article)

Oh. Never mind.
 
2013-05-02 04:03:33 PM
Prices so high for flights you'll want to kill yourself!
 
2013-05-02 04:03:41 PM
I've felt the urge to shoot myself, or somebody else, while sitting in that airport.
 
2013-05-02 04:03:55 PM
Is Terminal B still the all-Embraer terminal?

Guess someone was REALLY disappointed they didn't get a left-side seat.
 
2013-05-02 04:03:58 PM
Subby is a magnificent bastard.
 
2013-05-02 04:04:05 PM
At least this time the shooter didn't decide to take anyone else out with him.
 
2013-05-02 04:04:07 PM

bluorangefyre: Coincidentally, the NRA will be having a conference in Houston starting tomorrow.  So now they're gonna say, "Clearly, more guns would've stopped this incident!"


The moron shot himself it appears. He was probably on his way to the NRA event carrying his weapon and it went off. So are you saying we need people to shoot people who shoot themselves to ensure our safety? If so then it could get really messy quick.
 
2013-05-02 04:04:58 PM
And he'd almost made it out of Texas.
 
2013-05-02 04:05:00 PM
Great job subby.
 
2013-05-02 04:05:02 PM
I think a TSA agent got a little frisky.
 
2013-05-02 04:05:27 PM
What a jerk.  If you're going to kill yourself, have some respect and do it in the woods or something... somewhere that doesn't cause an inconvenience for the rest of us.
 
2013-05-02 04:05:34 PM
Well, clearly a citizen with a gun can take out the perpetrator after all.
 
2013-05-02 04:05:41 PM
Why do you gotta go and get my hopes up subby?
 
2013-05-02 04:05:48 PM
Liberals did it!
 
2013-05-02 04:05:58 PM

ariseatex: Is Terminal B still the all-Embraer terminal?


They just renovated it. I think it's United mostly.
 
2013-05-02 04:06:06 PM
How long before the metal detectors and body scanners start going up at the main entrances?
 
2013-05-02 04:06:20 PM

SmokinTrees: What a jerk.  If you're going to kill yourself, have some respect and do it in the woods or something... somewhere that doesn't cause an inconvenience for the rest of us.


Hey, somebody is getting paid to clean that up.
 
2013-05-02 04:06:27 PM
I think baggage fees are expensive too, but c'mon man.
 
2013-05-02 04:06:31 PM
Alright, now that's farking funny. +1 Subby, +1.
 
2013-05-02 04:06:40 PM
Fox reporting says it was the "one armed man" .....
/obviously

nojoeschmo.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-05-02 04:07:02 PM

ariseatex: Is Terminal B still the all-Embraer terminal?

Guess someone was REALLY disappointed they didn't get a left-side seat.


Yes, and they just reopened it fully after renovating and making it a shiat ton bigger.  Finally places to wait.
 
2013-05-02 04:07:09 PM
I know Economy Class sucks but why kill yourself?
 
2013-05-02 04:07:38 PM
Well he sure gave them a piece off his mind!
 
2013-05-02 04:07:55 PM
The NRA convention starts today in Houston. coinkydink? I think not
 
wee [TotalFark]
2013-05-02 04:08:12 PM

bluorangefyre: Coincidentally, the NRA will be having a conference in Houston starting tomorrow.  So now they're gonna say, "Clearly, more guns would've stopped this incident!"


Looks like one was all that was needed...
 
2013-05-02 04:08:25 PM
Here I thought the newsflash tag would be used for news.
 
2013-05-02 04:08:31 PM
My level of disappointment that it wasn't W really surprises me.  I guess I didn't realize my hatred ran so deep that I would actually be sad and let down to hear that no one was trying to kill him.

Ugh, I feel like a bad person now.  Thanks a lot, Subby.
 
2013-05-02 04:08:36 PM

TheGhostofFarkPast: The moron shot himself it appears. He was probably on his way to the NRA event carrying his weapon and it went off.


So.... You think he was planning on flying to Houston from Houston?
 
2013-05-02 04:09:16 PM
AGAIN?!?!?!?

ravenrepublic.net
 
2013-05-02 04:09:35 PM
Step 1. Go to public place.
Step 2. Kill a bunch of innocent people.
Step 3. Commit suicide.

Nice to see he just skipped step 2 and went right to step 3 unlike some of those other asshats lately.
 
2013-05-02 04:09:39 PM
Does article mention gun?
NEWSFLASH
 
2013-05-02 04:09:47 PM
i39.tinypic.com
 
2013-05-02 04:09:48 PM
Man shoots self in Bush -- He shot himself in the bush? I don't see how that's possi -- Terminal -- ble.

Oh.
 
2013-05-02 04:09:48 PM

SmokinTrees: What a jerk.  If you're going to kill yourself, have some respect and do it in the woods or something... somewhere that doesn't cause an inconvenience for the rest of us.


thatsthepoint.jpg
 
2013-05-02 04:09:54 PM
I'm guessing he was asked to pay yet ANOTHER undisclosed baggage fee....
 
2013-05-02 04:10:11 PM
If everyone had been armed with pressure cookers this would not have been possible....
 
2013-05-02 04:10:16 PM
Fox news reported the man was wearing an elf costume and the wound was elf inflicted?

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2013/05/man-dressed-as-an-elf-shoots -o ff-ar15-at-bush-airport-in-houston-shoots-himself-with-pistol/

I've got a call in to CNN to verify.
 
2013-05-02 04:10:19 PM
I hate flying too.
 
2013-05-02 04:10:20 PM

Click Click D'oh: TheGhostofFarkPast: The moron shot himself it appears. He was probably on his way to the NRA event carrying his weapon and it went off.

So.... You think he was planning on flying to Houston from Houston?


Probably the fastest way to get from the north side to the south side of Houston, flying from Bush to Hobby.
 
2013-05-02 04:10:25 PM
Here I thought "omg more mass shooting!" Nope.

I think he just saw the baggage fee and decided he wasn't going to pay it.
 
2013-05-02 04:10:34 PM
This is why I don't have Fark set to e-mail me the newsflash stories.
 
2013-05-02 04:10:53 PM

Click Click D'oh: TheGhostofFarkPast: The moron shot himself it appears. He was probably on his way to the NRA event carrying his weapon and it went off.

So.... You think he was planning on flying to Houston from Houston?



You can take your firearm on the plane if done correctly, check the TSA website.
 
2013-05-02 04:11:04 PM
Nobody likes a tease, subby.
 
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